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Curious Loth-cat's Ghost

@lothcat@mastodon.social 13 hr. ago

Why do dogs float in water?

Because they're good buoys.

#Dog #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon

A dog with a wide, proud grin, signaling the punchline of a "bad pun."

Jonathan Schofield

@urlyman@mastodon.social 14 sec. ago

Reading the familiar refrain on here of how renewables make oil and gas obsolete, and choosing not to reply.

The reality will become clearer soon, though not soon enough

John Siracusa

@siracusa@mastodon.social 14 min. ago

@jsnell

eurozerozero

@eurozerozero@mastodon.social 34 sec. ago

@siracusa @jsnell This View could have been called Mahjong 🀄️

Martin Frost boosted

GeriAQuin

@GeriAQuin@mstdn.social 6 hr. ago

#metalband

Lauren Weinstein

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org 1 min. ago

Children as swing criminals

Just saw a story about a couple of young children charged with a crime (and their mother being threatened with "repair bills" and civil action) for "twisting" a playground swing so that it unspun rapidly, and the stupid thing broke. Who the bloody hell didn't do that spinning routine as a kid? Our government is PERVERTED.

Your weary 'net denizen boosted

tiddy roosevelt

@babe@duck.rodeo 4 hr. ago

Are there any distros other than NetBSD and Gentoo that have explicitly banned AI-assisted contributions?

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Don Magnétophone

@VoronoV@boitam.eu 6 hr. ago

@fesshole
They saw you from the start.
They left without cleaning the windows.

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Fesshole 🧻

@fesshole@mastodon.social 7 hr. ago

Thinking I wasn't home my window cleaner just poked a bill through the door without actually cleaning the windows. I'm letting him off this time because if he had done his job he would have caught me mid wank.

Fedi.Video on PeerTube

@fedivideo@fedi.video 3 min. ago

Ascent (2012) (NASA commentary on a high quality slow motion film of a space shuttle launch)

Chip Butty boosted

Luis Falcon

@meanmicio@todon.eu 7 hr. ago

To #Debian community: "Responsible Use Of Generative AI" is an oxymoron. GenAI is irresponsible and pernicious. Your voting means whitewashing Big Tech ecocide, destruction of Free Software & Culture and their agenda against the marginalized communities.
PS: A huge thank you for those Debian members that proposed and voted NoAI options.
Now, there are alternatives:
https://codeberg.org/brib/slopfree-software-index
https://noai.starlightnet.work/list.html
https://codeberg.org/ethical-foss/open-slopware
#NoAI #LLM #slop #GenAI

Codeberg.org

open-slopware

Free/Open Source Software choosing to use and/or support LLM usage/AI, as well as alternatives and tips to requesting better policies or forking.

Starlight Network No-AI List

Codeberg.org

slopfree-software-index

A list of open-source projects that reject AI-generated code

Your weary 'net denizen

@cstanhope@social.coop 4 min. ago

The results of the Debian vote regarding the use of LLMs for project contributions are in:

https://lwn.net/Articles/1091231/

Disappointing, but clarity is good and allows people to direct their energy to projects where it might do the most good.

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Low Quality Facts boosted

Low Quality Facts

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social 4 mo. ago

It's the law.

stores are legally
required to give you
a discount if you tell
them that you do not
believe in inflation. — stores are legally required to give you a discount if you tell them that you do not believe in inflation.

Farahbot JumpingSpider 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏼 boosted

Annika Backstrom

@annika@xoxo.zone 22 min. ago

Saw this and thought of… several of you

Meme with two racoons, one crying and one smiling with little teefs out looking mischievous. Title at the top "change your mindset" with sad phrases and mischievous phrases. Sad phrases are "I can't do it 😭" "It's too hard 😢" "It's all my fault 😰" "why am I like this 😥"

Every text on the other side is "Muhehehe 😈" — Meme with two racoons, one crying and one smiling with little teefs out looking mischievous. Title at the top "change your mindset" with sad phrases and mischievous phrases. Sad phrases are "I can't do it 😭" "It's too hard 😢" "It's all my fault 😰" "why am I like this 😥" Every text on the other side is "Muhehehe 😈"

Tim W RESISTS

@tim@union.place 4 min. ago

I call this road sign: meditating baby on a onewheel.

An orange road sign of a motorcyclist on a rough road. I mean, a meditating baby on a onewheel.

Low Quality Facts

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social 2 hr. ago

Obviously.

You must take and fail a drug test to work for Comcast.

Σ(i³) = (Σi)²

@SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz 5 min. ago

@lowqualityfacts
If you try to fail any kind of test
and you succeed
have you?

Frank Bencer ooh Betty I done a whoopsie

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 8 hr. ago

Happy Skynet day, everybody!

Arnie Terminator intensely saying Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29.

He's got a very muscular and smooth face. Austrian. Sitting in a car. Closeup. In the background dusty climes.

I'm a cold heartbreaker, fit to burn and I'll rip your heart in two
And I'll leave you lyin' on the bed
I'll be out the door before you wake 'em, it's nothin' new to you
'Cause I think we've seen that movie, too

'Cause you could be mine, but you're way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue
You get nothin' done, I said, you could be mine, aw

Now, holidays come and then they go, it's nothin' new today
Collect another memory
When I come home, late at night, don't ask me where I've been
Just count your stars I'm home again

'Cause you could be mine, but you're way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue
You get nothin' done, I said, you could be mine

You could be mine, you could be mine
You could be mine, you could be mine
You could be mine, mine, mine, mine
You've gone sketching too many times
Ooh, why don't you give it a rest?
Why must you find another reason to cry?

Well, you're breakin' down my back and I've been rackin' out my brain
It don't matter how we make it, 'cause it always ends the same
You can push it for more mileage, but your flaps are wearing thin
And I could sleep on it until mornin', but this nightmare never ends
Don't forget to call my lawyers with ridiculous demands
An' you can take the pity so far, but it's more than I can stand
'Cause this couch-trip's gettin' older, tell me how long has it been?
'Cause five years is forever, and you haven't grown up yet

Oh, you could be mine, but you're way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue
You get nothin' done, I said, you could, you should be

You could be mine
Oh, you could be mine
You could be mine
Aw, you could be mine
You could be mine

Aw, you could be mine
Aw, you could be mine
Aw, you could be mine
You could be mine, yeah — Arnie Terminator intensely saying Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29. He's got a very muscular and smooth face. Austrian. Sitting in a car. Closeup. In the background dusty climes. I'm a cold heartbreaker, fit to burn and I'll rip your heart in two And I'll leave you lyin' on the bed I'll be out the door before you wake 'em, it's nothin' new to you 'Cause I think we've seen that movie, too 'Cause you could be mine, but you're way out of line With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue You get nothin' done, I said, you could be mine, aw Now, holidays come and then they go, it's nothin' new today Collect another memory When I come home, late at night, don't ask me where I've been Just count your stars I'm home again 'Cause you could be mine, but you're way out of line With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue You get nothin' done, I said, you could be mine You could be mine, you could be mine You could be mine, you could be mine You could be mine, mine, mine, mine You've gone sketching too many times Ooh, why don't you give it a rest? Why must you find another reason to cry? Well, you're breakin' down my back and I've been rackin' out my brain It don't matter how we make it, 'cause it always ends the same You can push it for more mileage, but your flaps are wearing thin And I could sleep on it until mornin', but this nightmare never ends Don't forget to call my lawyers with ridiculous demands An' you can take the pity so far, but it's more than I can stand 'Cause this couch-trip's gettin' older, tell me how long has it been? 'Cause five years is forever, and you haven't grown up yet Oh, you could be mine, but you're way out of line With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue You get nothin' done, I said, you could, you should be You could be mine Oh, you could be mine You could be mine Aw, you could be mine You could be mine Aw, you could be mine Aw, you could be mine Aw, you could be mine You could be mine, yeah

Perrin42

@Perrin42@mastodon.social 5 min. ago

@TheBreadmonkey

They want to put AI data centers in space. A net of computers in the sky. A "sky net", if you will.

John Siracusa

@siracusa@mastodon.social 4 hr. ago

@sommer Fan!

Philipp Sommer

@sommer@mastodon.world 5 min. ago

@siracusa Fan never kicks in during my usage: drive only temporarily connected for SuperDuper! and Time Machine backups.

Luc, prolétaire caniculé boosted

corOllule

@corollule@social.vivaldi.net 21 hr. ago

Rires des têtes d'affiche du #MEDEF à #LaREF26 quand #Mélenchon annonce qu'il faudra augmenter le SMIC : "Vous rigolerez moins quand vous aurez la récession. La consommation populaire c'est 55% du PIB."

Et aujourd'hui l'INSEE annonce qu'on est en récession.

"La première estimation d'évolution du PIB au deuxième trimestre a été réduite de 0,2 point de pourcentage à 0%. L'activité a donc stagné au deuxième trimestre. De plus, la mesure du premier trimestre a suivi la même direction (révision en baisse de 0,1 point). Le PIB s'est, en effet, contracté de 0,2% au cours des trois premiers mois de l'année 2026." - Les Echos

"Le plus souvent, on parle de récession si l'on observe un recul du Produit Intérieur Brut (PIB) sur au moins deux trimestres consécutifs" - INSEE

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Molly White

@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io 3 hr. ago

A bit rich for Senator Bernie Moreno — by far the #1 beneficiary of crypto super PAC spending in 2024, now a champion of the industry's legislation — to accuse anyone of caping for special interest super PACs

#crypto #cryptocurrency #USpol #USpolitics