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Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 2 hours ago

A relatable meme contrasting eating habits throughout the day.

The top half is labeled "7am: my body is a temple" and shows images of healthy foods: a matcha latte, a fruit and granola bowl, a bottle of juice, and collagen powder.

The bottom half is labeled "7pm: the temple is closed" and shows images of junk food: a can of Diet Coke, a bag of Nerds Gummy Clusters, a bowl of popcorn, and a pint of Ben & Jerry's Half Baked ice cream. — A relatable meme contrasting eating habits throughout the day. The top half is labeled "7am: my body is a temple" and shows images of healthy foods: a matcha latte, a fruit and granola bowl, a bottle of juice, and collagen powder. The bottom half is labeled "7pm: the temple is closed" and shows images of junk food: a can of Diet Coke, a bag of Nerds Gummy Clusters, a bowl of popcorn, and a pint of Ben & Jerry's Half Baked ice cream.

Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 2 hours ago

A relatable meme contrasting eating habits throughout the day.

The top half is labeled "7am: my body is a temple" and shows images of healthy foods: a matcha latte, a fruit and granola bowl, a bottle of juice, and collagen powder.

The bottom half is labeled "7pm: the temple is closed" and shows images of junk food: a can of Diet Coke, a bag of Nerds Gummy Clusters, a bowl of popcorn, and a pint of Ben & Jerry's Half Baked ice cream. — A relatable meme contrasting eating habits throughout the day. The top half is labeled "7am: my body is a temple" and shows images of healthy foods: a matcha latte, a fruit and granola bowl, a bottle of juice, and collagen powder. The bottom half is labeled "7pm: the temple is closed" and shows images of junk food: a can of Diet Coke, a bag of Nerds Gummy Clusters, a bowl of popcorn, and a pint of Ben & Jerry's Half Baked ice cream.

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Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 6 hours ago

A meme depicting a cycle. In the center is the head of a smiling wolf. An arrow points from the text "I meet someone" down a circular path made entirely of the repeated phrase "I bite them," which then loops back to the start.

Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 6 hours ago

A meme depicting a cycle. In the center is the head of a smiling wolf. An arrow points from the text "I meet someone" down a circular path made entirely of the repeated phrase "I bite them," which then loops back to the start.

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Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 22 hours ago

A meme depicting one person in a school uniform holding a large tuba, with its bell completely covering the head of another person who is backed against a wall. The person holding the tuba is labeled "Big Companies," the person trapped is "People who never asked," and the tuba itself is labeled "Putting AI into every fucking imaginable thing."

Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 22 hours ago

A meme depicting one person in a school uniform holding a large tuba, with its bell completely covering the head of another person who is backed against a wall. The person holding the tuba is labeled "Big Companies," the person trapped is "People who never asked," and the tuba itself is labeled "Putting AI into every fucking imaginable thing."

Yogthos boosted

Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 2 days ago

A meme with the text "WHEN MY BRAIN GOES ON A LITTLE ADVENTURE INSTEAD OF ATTENDING THE CONVERSATION I'M HAVING." Below the text is an image of a penguin from the movie "Madagascar," looking blankly into the distance. A transparent, faded version of the penguin is overlaid on the image to give the impression of zoning out or disassociating.

Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 2 days ago

A meme with the text "WHEN MY BRAIN GOES ON A LITTLE ADVENTURE INSTEAD OF ATTENDING THE CONVERSATION I'M HAVING." Below the text is an image of a penguin from the movie "Madagascar," looking blankly into the distance. A transparent, faded version of the penguin is overlaid on the image to give the impression of zoning out or disassociating.

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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3 days ago

Some fonts just do not work well in some situations.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Fonts #Halloween #YardDecorations #FontChoice #HalloweenDecorations #HalloweenMood #HalloweenMemes #HalloweenMeme

Photo of some flat wooden cat decorations, in Halloween colors. They are shaped a bit like bowling pins with cat faces painted on the top sections and a piece of frayed rope as a bow tie on each.

The body section has the words "Trick or Treat" painted on it. However, the font used makes it difficult to easily recognize the word "Trick," and at first glance, it looks like the text is actually "F--k or Treat." — Photo of some flat wooden cat decorations, in Halloween colors. They are shaped a bit like bowling pins with cat faces painted on the top sections and a piece of frayed rope as a bow tie on each. The body section has the words "Trick or Treat" painted on it. However, the font used makes it difficult to easily recognize the word "Trick," and at first glance, it looks like the text is actually "F--k or Treat."

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3 days ago

Some fonts just do not work well in some situations.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Fonts #Halloween #YardDecorations #FontChoice #HalloweenDecorations #HalloweenMood #HalloweenMemes #HalloweenMeme

Photo of some flat wooden cat decorations, in Halloween colors. They are shaped a bit like bowling pins with cat faces painted on the top sections and a piece of frayed rope as a bow tie on each.

The body section has the words "Trick or Treat" painted on it. However, the font used makes it difficult to easily recognize the word "Trick," and at first glance, it looks like the text is actually "F--k or Treat." — Photo of some flat wooden cat decorations, in Halloween colors. They are shaped a bit like bowling pins with cat faces painted on the top sections and a piece of frayed rope as a bow tie on each. The body section has the words "Trick or Treat" painted on it. However, the font used makes it difficult to easily recognize the word "Trick," and at first glance, it looks like the text is actually "F--k or Treat."

Carl Malamud and 1 other boosted

@markarayner@mas.to · 5 days ago

100%! I would also object, decline and reject such actions.

#weird #signs #humor #humour

a sign on a door that says: REFUSE to be stored in black plastic sacks and placed in the containers provided

jbz and 3 others boosted

Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 3 days ago

A digital illustration of Clippy, the former Microsoft Office Assistant, is shown on the bottom right. Clippy, an anthropomorphic paperclip with googly eyes, sits on a small stack of yellow paper. A speech bubble extends from Clippy to the left, containing the text: "Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?" Below the text are two selectable options with blue radio buttons: "I'm aware" and "Wow, rude". The background is white.

Yogthos boosted

Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 3 days ago

A two-panel meme about sharks. The top panel shows a shark swimming in clear blue water with the text, "he doesn't know what the internet is". The bottom panel shows a blurry, green-tinted image of a shark biting an undersea cable with the text, "but he knows what it tastes like".

Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 3 days ago

A two-panel meme about sharks. The top panel shows a shark swimming in clear blue water with the text, "he doesn't know what the internet is". The bottom panel shows a blurry, green-tinted image of a shark biting an undersea cable with the text, "but he knows what it tastes like".

Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 3 days ago

A digital illustration of Clippy, the former Microsoft Office Assistant, is shown on the bottom right. Clippy, an anthropomorphic paperclip with googly eyes, sits on a small stack of yellow paper. A speech bubble extends from Clippy to the left, containing the text: "Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?" Below the text are two selectable options with blue radio buttons: "I'm aware" and "Wow, rude". The background is white.

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