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Mark A. Rayner

I hope everyone's keeping cool!

#deer #animals #sun #hot #humor #humour

deer lying on grass in the one patch of shade cast by an umbrella

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · last week

Bonus #Joke :
My daughter once yelled at me in German.
I yelled back in Klingon.
She was confused.
I was terrified.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cursive #Parenting #GenZ #GenX #Boomers #TeachingCursive #CursiveWriting #Writing #Klingon #KlingonLanguage

Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones.

Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'."

One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?"

The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K."

[Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly] — Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 2 weeks ago

One more #DadJoke in honor of #FathersDay this Sunday...

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #HappyFathersDay #DadsDay #StarTrek #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #TNG #StarTrekTNG #PunctuationMatters

The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke.

Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?"

Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?"

Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally."

Riker then facepalms. — The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.

earthling

@appassionato@mastodon.social · 4 weeks ago

Countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles.

The ground in these places is too compact for water to soak in during wet season which leads to flooding but digging these holes gives the water a place to stop and soak in. And they’re pushing back the desert with this. By just digging holes.

via what-even-is-thiss

https://justdiggit.org/about-us/

#Africa
#Sahara
#reforestation

Aerial view of a sub-Saharan area from 2018-2022, showing reforestation.

earthling

@appassionato@mastodon.social · 3 weeks ago

Recent satellite images show sudden appearance of half circle holes all around the world.

Further investigation showed they're all centred around the houses of Mastodon users.

#Mastodon
#humour

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The Whore of Blahbylon

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social · last month

My life is a fairytale.

But the author is German.

#memes #humour