Wishing everyone a very Happy New Year! I capped off 2025 as a paid writer by sellig a one-paragraph short to a publication for one dollar. Follow your dreams. Any resolutions? Not me. I wouldn't keep them. #newyear #newyear2026 #resolution #resolutions #notme #fun #bookstodon #mastodon #writingCommunity #socialnetwork #social #socialweb #writersCoffeeClub #writer #followyourdreams #publishing #scribesAndMakers #work #words #writing #writers #writersLife #humor #funny #holiday #dollar #world
Me, having a super-productive week between Christmas and New Year's.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #newyear #newyearseve
Pepé Le Pew needs to eat and goes to a communist pizza restaurant. But the hostess says that there is a wait.
Just then, Minnie Mouse walks in and is immediately seated.
Pepé objects: "but I was first in line!"
To which the hostess replies: "The needs of the Minnie outweigh the needs of the Pew."
Pepé Le Pew needs to eat and goes to a communist pizza restaurant. But the hostess says that there is a wait.
Just then, Minnie Mouse walks in and is immediately seated.
Pepé objects: "but I was first in line!"
To which the hostess replies: "The needs of the Minnie outweigh the needs of the Pew."
Me, having a super-productive week between Christmas and New Year's.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #newyear #newyearseve
Wishing everyone a very Happy New Year! I capped off 2025 as a paid writer by sellig a one-paragraph short to a publication for one dollar. Follow your dreams. Any resolutions? Not me. I wouldn't keep them. #newyear #newyear2026 #resolution #resolutions #notme #fun #bookstodon #mastodon #writingCommunity #socialnetwork #social #socialweb #writersCoffeeClub #writer #followyourdreams #publishing #scribesAndMakers #work #words #writing #writers #writersLife #humor #funny #holiday #dollar #world
Forget the dangers of AI, we are being replaced by cats!!! 🙀
If the felines and the robots start to conspire we'll be doomed.
DOOO0O0OMED, I say!! 🤣🐈⬛🤖
If you're going to go to hell anyway, why not go laughing 😂
@reading @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop
#TheExorcist #Horror #Evil
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks
If you're going to go to hell anyway, why not go laughing 😂
@reading @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop
#TheExorcist #Horror #Evil
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks
Ich finde, wir sollten aufhören #umverteilung einzufordern. Denn die Umverteilung von unten nach oben findet seit Jahrzehnten schon erfolgreich statt. Fordern wir doch lieber eine Rückverteilung 😉🤓
#taxtherich #kapitalismus #satire #comedy #kabarett #kleinkunst #humor #frauen #Armutsbetroffen #fckafd #fcknzs
🐈⬛ Timeline cleanser and fitness motivation courtesy of Clemmie, the rescue kitty. 🐾😸
#kitty #cats #photography #rescuecat #fun #humor #PositiveVibes #fitness #catsofmastodon
Ich finde, wir sollten aufhören #umverteilung einzufordern. Denn die Umverteilung von unten nach oben findet seit Jahrzehnten schon erfolgreich statt. Fordern wir doch lieber eine Rückverteilung 😉🤓
#taxtherich #kapitalismus #satire #comedy #kabarett #kleinkunst #humor #frauen #Armutsbetroffen #fckafd #fcknzs
I Was Kidnapped by Deutsche Bahn and All I Got Was 1.50 EUR
https://www.theocharis.dev/blog/kidnapped-by-deutsche-bahn/
#HackerNews #IWasKidnapped #DeutscheBahn #TravelStories #Humor #InTravel #UnexpectedEvents
I recently ordered toothpaste from Walgreens. Tonight, about a week later, I received an email from Walgreens letting me know that I did not review my product, would I like to review it? I sat there laughing for 20 minutes, sat straight up, and then sincerely looked off into the distance and told myself, that’s it. I’m gonna write a 500 word review of toothpaste and somehow make it interesting and tie it into surveillance capitalism in 2026. I think 2026 is gonna be an interesting year for the blog. #Humor