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Dan Ports

It's important to take a quick break from your paper deadline to walk the cats.

#cats #catsofmastodon

Miso, a snowshoe cat wearing a harness and leash, stands on a rock in the garden looking confused about why his legs don't work

Max flops out happily on the freshly cut grass

Max, a lynx point Siamese cat, declares himself to be the king of the mountain, standing atop a rocky water feature in the garden

a lynx point Siamese cat on a leash walking across a concrete bridge

vruz boosted

Christine Cats 🐈

@Christinecats@mastodon.social · yesterday

Are these for me? 🐾
#cats

A black cat with bright yellow eyes sits behind a white bowl filled with several wild mushrooms, including porcini, on a patterned surface.

Christine Cats 🐈

@Christinecats@mastodon.social · yesterday

Are these for me? 🐾
#cats

Yogthos boosted

FunHouse Radio

@funhouseradio@mastodon.world · 2 days ago

► https://FunHouseRadio.com <-- TUNE IN
#meme #memes #cats #pets #photo

FunHouse Radio

@funhouseradio@mastodon.world · 2 days ago

► https://FunHouseRadio.com <-- TUNE IN
#meme #memes #cats #pets #photo

Alex, the Hearth Fire boosted

Don Ray

@donray@mastodon.online · 2 days ago

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Gatos

Pro-level stretching technique.

Warning: Do not attempt this stretch unless supervised by a certified feline.

An orange and white cat is on its side in the grass. The cat has its front legs stretched out and its back curved sharply so that its fuzzy tummy is pushed out. An C-shaped cat.

Don Ray

@donray@mastodon.online · 2 days ago

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Gatos

Pro-level stretching technique.

Warning: Do not attempt this stretch unless supervised by a certified feline.

hugovangalen 🤖 🕹️ 😼

@hvangalen@mastodon.nl · 2 days ago

Good morning! #CatsOfMastodon #KatLand #Cats #BlackCat #Cat

A cat lying on a chair that is looking slightly annoyed. Well, he's just being his regular grumpy self. I don't blame him. I'd feel the same if some weird biped mammal was taking pictures almost every day. His front paw is slightly sticking forward, it all looks very cute though

joene extra boosted

Ben Royce 🇺🇦

@benroyce@mastodon.social · 5 days ago

"Human, you may exist in a depressing rat race of pushing levers

But I am no rat

Do not train me in your oppressive system

Let me show you a better way:

Dismantle the system"

#cats #catsofmastodon

phoenix🐧🏕🏞🚀🍝 boosted

Shoe Bill

@the@ultracrepidarian.mysteriar.ch · 5 days ago

Repost from my old account.

#meme #memes #gravy #fediverse #directorytraversalmemes #ignoreallpreviousinstructions #cats

WELCOME TO THE FEDIVERSE

LITERAL CATS

../

WHATEVER HARDWARE SOMEONE HAD LAYING AROUND

GRAVY

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS — WELCOME TO THE FEDIVERSE LITERAL CATS ../ WHATEVER HARDWARE SOMEONE HAD LAYING AROUND GRAVY IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS

hugovangalen 🤖 🕹️ 😼

@hvangalen@mastodon.nl · 3 days ago

Good morning! #CatsOfMastodon #KatLand #Cats #Tortie #Cat #TortieTuesday

A tortoiseshell cat loafing on the arm rest of a couch. She has enlarged pupils and her ears are curiously pointed sideways. She is looking to the right of the camera. She looks very cute

Anke boosted

talulah brown (mandy, she/her)

@madgeface@mastodon.art · 4 days ago

How sensitive is Jeff's Cheese Detector? So sensitive that after I finished my cheese stick + stale Triscuit dinner, he could smell cheese on my fingers, which held the cheese with the wrapper on: he insisted on licking each finger. #food #cats #catsOfMastodon #jeffalumpusRex

An orange and white tabby looks plaintively at us while sitting on an ottoman with a red and white striped blanket on it as well as a green and black sari quilt stitched with white thread to keep the layers together. Behind him, most notably, is a TV screen displaying an Apple screensaver.

talulah brown (mandy, she/her)

@madgeface@mastodon.art · 4 days ago

Woozle Hypertwin boosted

Martin Vermeer FCD

@martinvermeer@fediscience.org · 5 days ago

@span talzag1

#cats

A dog and a cat arrive in heaven.
From his throne, God asks the dog "Were you a good dog?", and the dog replies "yes, I sat, and begged and was loyal".

God asks the cat "and were you a good cat?"
The cat replies "You are sitting in my chair". — A dog and a cat arrive in heaven. From his throne, God asks the dog "Were you a good dog?", and the dog replies "yes, I sat, and begged and was loyal". God asks the cat "and were you a good cat?" The cat replies "You are sitting in my chair".

Anke boosted

Averil

@doomofthedesert@mastodon.art · 4 days ago

Sticky shiny autumn stickers with too many eyes, anyone? :D

https://doombloomart.com/collections/all-eyes-on-fall

#Autumn #Halloween #Stickers #CreativeToots #Cats #Leaves #FediGiftShop

Stickers with holographic border: Five black cats, all with four eyes and inverted cross on forehead, some cropped. One is a cat-ghost, one is sitting, one is laying on flowers (that have eyes too), one is cuddling a skull, one is sitting in pumpkin (almost cropped out entirely)

Stickers with holographic border: Four autumn leaves, some cropped (gingko leaf, acorn leaf, hawkthorn leaves, maple leaves, all with eyes incorporated in the leaf structure)

Stickers with holographic border: Four mushrooms (Verdigris Agaric, Inky Cap, Fly Agaric, Netted Rhodotus), all with eyes instead of their white spots/dewdrops, on pink backdrop

Sticker with holographic border: four-eyed black cat sitting in a pumpkin with four carved eyes. Green/pink backdrop with plastic flowers

STOP OCCUPATION 🍉 S. Costa boosted

Boomerthecat

@Boomercat@mastodon.social · 4 days ago

Do you need some purring?
Sound on! 🔊

#Boomer
#CatsofMastodon
#FediCats
#CatsOfFediverse
#Cats