#Tag
Flight of the Chonkries [sound on!]
#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
[description: a chonky puppy riding on top of a robot vacuum, on it's belly, as Flight of the Valkyries plays in the background.]
Flight of the Chonkries [sound on!]
#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
[description: a chonky puppy riding on top of a robot vacuum, on it's belly, as Flight of the Valkyries plays in the background.]
My husband said I look like a hobbit today. I have no idea what he means and neither does my dog who is bigger than me #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
I’m laying sick in bed the last couple days. The pets don’t know what to make of this. I’m sure they mean well, but the staring isn’t helping me feel better.
#dog #cat #MrMittens #catsofmastodon #dogsofmastodon
My husband said I look like a hobbit today. I have no idea what he means and neither does my dog who is bigger than me #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
The further adventures of Odin and his hobbity mother #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
My husband said I look like a hobbit today. I have no idea what he means and neither does my dog who is bigger than me #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
I’m laying sick in bed the last couple days. The pets don’t know what to make of this. I’m sure they mean well, but the staring isn’t helping me feel better.
#dog #cat #MrMittens #catsofmastodon #dogsofmastodon
#Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
In an indie bookshop: A gentle big dog is eager to greet any customer who'll give him a pat. With his tail wagging invitingly, and soulful brown eyes, he gives all newcomers an optimistic look that says: "Will you be my friend?"
A small human (3?) races into a small accounting firm while roaring: "DADDY! I'VE GOT YOUR SANDWICHES!"
His very pregnant mum is telling him to slow down, but Small Human Sandwich Deliverer takes no notice.
Daddy needs sandwiches and he needs them NOW!
A tiny human (2?) is told to hold Mum's hand before they cross the road.
He takes this instruction very seriously, holding Mum's hand in his left, and the hand of his SpongeBob plushie in his right.
Looking both ways, all three of them cross the road safely.
A small human (4?) dressed as Wonder Woman is being tackled by her dastardly big sister.
(Oh no!)
What will she do?
WHAT WILL SHE DO?!
A mighty roar saves the day!
She is Wonder Woman.
She SHALL NOT be defeated!
A small human (3?) is nonchalantly munching an apple while Mum fastens the strap of a bright pink bike helmet under her chin
Once the helmet is on, she climbs deftly onto the back of Mum's bike and they cycle off.
Still munching her apple, completely chill.
The sun shining overhead.
Any typos spotted in this post are very careful to hold on to their hashtags when they cross the road. If spotted, please accept all sandwiches they may offer you. They're very good sandwich deliverers.
little old ladies with little dogs have a binary distribution of reactions to Odin:
- silent, seething resentment that I dare bring this graceless oaf to overshadow the dignity of the Marquis du Cheese
- "Princess Friffles! How dare you bark at such a polite young gentleman! You should be ashamed! Ashamed!"
Odin gets cheese for being such a polite young gentleman. #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
#Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
In an indie bookshop: A gentle big dog is eager to greet any customer who'll give him a pat. With his tail wagging invitingly, and soulful brown eyes, he gives all newcomers an optimistic look that says: "Will you be my friend?"
A small human (3?) races into a small accounting firm while roaring: "DADDY! I'VE GOT YOUR SANDWICHES!"
His very pregnant mum is telling him to slow down, but Small Human Sandwich Deliverer takes no notice.
Daddy needs sandwiches and he needs them NOW!
A tiny human (2?) is told to hold Mum's hand before they cross the road.
He takes this instruction very seriously, holding Mum's hand in his left, and the hand of his SpongeBob plushie in his right.
Looking both ways, all three of them cross the road safely.
A small human (4?) dressed as Wonder Woman is being tackled by her dastardly big sister.
(Oh no!)
What will she do?
WHAT WILL SHE DO?!
A mighty roar saves the day!
She is Wonder Woman.
She SHALL NOT be defeated!
A small human (3?) is nonchalantly munching an apple while Mum fastens the strap of a bright pink bike helmet under her chin
Once the helmet is on, she climbs deftly onto the back of Mum's bike and they cycle off.
Still munching her apple, completely chill.
The sun shining overhead.
Any typos spotted in this post are very careful to hold on to their hashtags when they cross the road. If spotted, please accept all sandwiches they may offer you. They're very good sandwich deliverers.
dog? dog. I love my dog #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
Sound on for a very big boy who is very sad he hasn’t gotten dinner yet (don’t panic! he’s about to get it!) #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
He's walking.
He's walking.
“This is Delta. He just had his first bath. And you just had your last day of peace. 12/10 (IG: camphusky) We Rate Dogs, 4 Sep 2025.”
We live on the very very edge of Amsterdam, which is vastly more chill. The city center feels like a different planet. Here’s Odin in the chill zone; we didn’t take him with us because we knew we’d be going to very busy places we weren’t familiar with. (The audio tour begins by warning you that Amsterdam is full of ninja assassins on deadly silent electric motorbikes, so remember to carefully check every intersection visually) #amsterdam #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
We live on the very very edge of Amsterdam, which is vastly more chill. The city center feels like a different planet. Here’s Odin in the chill zone; we didn’t take him with us because we knew we’d be going to very busy places we weren’t familiar with. (The audio tour begins by warning you that Amsterdam is full of ninja assassins on deadly silent electric motorbikes, so remember to carefully check every intersection visually) #amsterdam #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
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