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🎭 Report: King Charles Can't Remove Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor from the Order of Succession
"Much to the chagrin of Prince William."
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a69697123/andrew-mountbatten-windsor-removed-order-of-succession/
RE: https://mastodon.social/@nvo987/115710446037718418
next on Midwindsor Murders:
Andrew, a Lolita Express enthusiast, is found dead at the Tower of London’s stairs landing. Suspicion falls on Midwindsor’s garden stalker, Bucktooth Chuck, worried that #Epstein’s Jet Lag Disease might threaten his son’s Billy’s Succession Ball.