KBSpangler
@KBSpangler@redwombat.social  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago
KBSpangler
@KBSpangler@redwombat.social  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago
Lisa Melton and 2 others boosted
Foxes in Love
@FoxesInLove@social.neonpaws.digital  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at a fast food restaurant, observing an automated self-serve menu stand. Blue: These self-serve fast food ordering things sure are convenient. Green sits back and watches as Blue ticks through the options of his order. Blue: No pickles, no onion… Green: I wonder if it lets me order one with nothing. Blue watches incredulously as Green makes his own order, choosing no ingredients. Green: No pickles, no sauce, no onion, no patty, no bun… Once Green has finished making his order, both foxes jump in fright as an unseen kitchen staff fox yells angrily. Kitchen fox: Who ordered the nothingburger?!
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at a fast food restaurant, observing an automated self-serve menu stand. Blue: These self-serve fast food ordering things sure are convenient. Green sits back and watches as Blue ticks through the options of his order. Blue: No pickles, no onion… Green: I wonder if it lets me order one with nothing. Blue watches incredulously as Green makes his own order, choosing no ingredients. Green: No pickles, no sauce, no onion, no patty, no bun… Once Green has finished making his order, both foxes jump in fright as an unseen kitchen staff fox yells angrily. Kitchen fox: Who ordered the nothingburger?!
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at a fast food restaurant, observing an automated self-serve menu stand. Blue: These self-serve fast food ordering things sure are convenient. Green sits back and watches as Blue ticks through the options of his order. Blue: No pickles, no onion… Green: I wonder if it lets me order one with nothing. Blue watches incredulously as Green makes his own order, choosing no ingredients. Green: No pickles, no sauce, no onion, no patty, no bun… Once Green has finished making his order, both foxes jump in fright as an unseen kitchen staff fox yells angrily. Kitchen fox: Who ordered the nothingburger?!
Foxes in Love
@FoxesInLove@social.neonpaws.digital  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at a fast food restaurant, observing an automated self-serve menu stand. Blue: These self-serve fast food ordering things sure are convenient. Green sits back and watches as Blue ticks through the options of his order. Blue: No pickles, no onion… Green: I wonder if it lets me order one with nothing. Blue watches incredulously as Green makes his own order, choosing no ingredients. Green: No pickles, no sauce, no onion, no patty, no bun… Once Green has finished making his order, both foxes jump in fright as an unseen kitchen staff fox yells angrily. Kitchen fox: Who ordered the nothingburger?!
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at a fast food restaurant, observing an automated self-serve menu stand. Blue: These self-serve fast food ordering things sure are convenient. Green sits back and watches as Blue ticks through the options of his order. Blue: No pickles, no onion… Green: I wonder if it lets me order one with nothing. Blue watches incredulously as Green makes his own order, choosing no ingredients. Green: No pickles, no sauce, no onion, no patty, no bun… Once Green has finished making his order, both foxes jump in fright as an unseen kitchen staff fox yells angrily. Kitchen fox: Who ordered the nothingburger?!
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at a fast food restaurant, observing an automated self-serve menu stand. Blue: These self-serve fast food ordering things sure are convenient. Green sits back and watches as Blue ticks through the options of his order. Blue: No pickles, no onion… Green: I wonder if it lets me order one with nothing. Blue watches incredulously as Green makes his own order, choosing no ingredients. Green: No pickles, no sauce, no onion, no patty, no bun… Once Green has finished making his order, both foxes jump in fright as an unseen kitchen staff fox yells angrily. Kitchen fox: Who ordered the nothingburger?!
Tomáš
@prahou@merveilles.town  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago
Fish: "This is a madhouse" OB: "Sup Fish." Fish: "Ob? All charged up? Everyone's saying bye to Grendel, he's being -" OB: "Grendel? How do you know Grendel?" Fish: "Everyone knows Grendel apparently." OB: "How long was I out lol?" Fish: "Wait - How do _YOU_ know Grendel?!" TBC
Fish: "This is a madhouse" OB: "Sup Fish." Fish: "Ob? All charged up? Everyone's saying bye to Grendel, he's being -" OB: "Grendel? How do you know Grendel?" Fish: "Everyone knows Grendel apparently." OB: "How long was I out lol?" Fish: "Wait - How do _YOU_ know Grendel?!" TBC
Fish: "This is a madhouse" OB: "Sup Fish." Fish: "Ob? All charged up? Everyone's saying bye to Grendel, he's being -" OB: "Grendel? How do you know Grendel?" Fish: "Everyone knows Grendel apparently." OB: "How long was I out lol?" Fish: "Wait - How do _YOU_ know Grendel?!" TBC
Fossangel: "I didn't actually come because of a prayer... I'll keep it short, y'all have been through a lot. Basically the management figured it was time and decided to go through with the Rapture." Girl raises her hand. Fossangel: "Life of eternal bliss in the spirit's paradise. Put your hand down. That being said, only one of all machines and critters qualified." Fish: "Grende..." Fossangel: "Grendel! Congratulations! Nothing really changes for the rest of you - you get to stay in Hell. So say your goodbyes. Gotta go soon." Girl: "Master where is OpenBlade? It'll want to say bye too..." Fish: "I'll get it......"
Fossangel: "I didn't actually come because of a prayer... I'll keep it short, y'all have been through a lot. Basically the management figured it was time and decided to go through with the Rapture." Girl raises her hand. Fossangel: "Life of eternal bliss in the spirit's paradise. Put your hand down. That being said, only one of all machines and critters qualified." Fish: "Grende..." Fossangel: "Grendel! Congratulations! Nothing really changes for the rest of you - you get to stay in Hell. So say your goodbyes. Gotta go soon." Girl: "Master where is OpenBlade? It'll want to say bye too..." Fish: "I'll get it......"
Fossangel: "I didn't actually come because of a prayer... I'll keep it short, y'all have been through a lot. Basically the management figured it was time and decided to go through with the Rapture." Girl raises her hand. Fossangel: "Life of eternal bliss in the spirit's paradise. Put your hand down. That being said, only one of all machines and critters qualified." Fish: "Grende..." Fossangel: "Grendel! Congratulations! Nothing really changes for the rest of you - you get to stay in Hell. So say your goodbyes. Gotta go soon." Girl: "Master where is OpenBlade? It'll want to say bye too..." Fish: "I'll get it......"
Girl: "This one tastes like Atari dust!" Penguin: "Wow! These are kind of lemony!" Girl: "Cirno?" Cirno: "Uh.. Pass." Fish: "..But the MATA memoirs?" Fossangel: "I dunno, they probably buried the wrong thing. The third brother was a notorious ketamine addict. Probably dreamed it all up. Anyway - about why I actually came... EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"
Girl: "This one tastes like Atari dust!" Penguin: "Wow! These are kind of lemony!" Girl: "Cirno?" Cirno: "Uh.. Pass." Fish: "..But the MATA memoirs?" Fossangel: "I dunno, they probably buried the wrong thing. The third brother was a notorious ketamine addict. Probably dreamed it all up. Anyway - about why I actually came... EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"
Girl: "This one tastes like Atari dust!" Penguin: "Wow! These are kind of lemony!" Girl: "Cirno?" Cirno: "Uh.. Pass." Fish: "..But the MATA memoirs?" Fossangel: "I dunno, they probably buried the wrong thing. The third brother was a notorious ketamine addict. Probably dreamed it all up. Anyway - about why I actually came... EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"
Tomáš
@prahou@merveilles.town  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago
Fish: "This is a madhouse" OB: "Sup Fish." Fish: "Ob? All charged up? Everyone's saying bye to Grendel, he's being -" OB: "Grendel? How do you know Grendel?" Fish: "Everyone knows Grendel apparently." OB: "How long was I out lol?" Fish: "Wait - How do _YOU_ know Grendel?!" TBC
Fish: "This is a madhouse" OB: "Sup Fish." Fish: "Ob? All charged up? Everyone's saying bye to Grendel, he's being -" OB: "Grendel? How do you know Grendel?" Fish: "Everyone knows Grendel apparently." OB: "How long was I out lol?" Fish: "Wait - How do _YOU_ know Grendel?!" TBC
Fish: "This is a madhouse" OB: "Sup Fish." Fish: "Ob? All charged up? Everyone's saying bye to Grendel, he's being -" OB: "Grendel? How do you know Grendel?" Fish: "Everyone knows Grendel apparently." OB: "How long was I out lol?" Fish: "Wait - How do _YOU_ know Grendel?!" TBC
Fossangel: "I didn't actually come because of a prayer... I'll keep it short, y'all have been through a lot. Basically the management figured it was time and decided to go through with the Rapture." Girl raises her hand. Fossangel: "Life of eternal bliss in the spirit's paradise. Put your hand down. That being said, only one of all machines and critters qualified." Fish: "Grende..." Fossangel: "Grendel! Congratulations! Nothing really changes for the rest of you - you get to stay in Hell. So say your goodbyes. Gotta go soon." Girl: "Master where is OpenBlade? It'll want to say bye too..." Fish: "I'll get it......"
Fossangel: "I didn't actually come because of a prayer... I'll keep it short, y'all have been through a lot. Basically the management figured it was time and decided to go through with the Rapture." Girl raises her hand. Fossangel: "Life of eternal bliss in the spirit's paradise. Put your hand down. That being said, only one of all machines and critters qualified." Fish: "Grende..." Fossangel: "Grendel! Congratulations! Nothing really changes for the rest of you - you get to stay in Hell. So say your goodbyes. Gotta go soon." Girl: "Master where is OpenBlade? It'll want to say bye too..." Fish: "I'll get it......"
Fossangel: "I didn't actually come because of a prayer... I'll keep it short, y'all have been through a lot. Basically the management figured it was time and decided to go through with the Rapture." Girl raises her hand. Fossangel: "Life of eternal bliss in the spirit's paradise. Put your hand down. That being said, only one of all machines and critters qualified." Fish: "Grende..." Fossangel: "Grendel! Congratulations! Nothing really changes for the rest of you - you get to stay in Hell. So say your goodbyes. Gotta go soon." Girl: "Master where is OpenBlade? It'll want to say bye too..." Fish: "I'll get it......"
Girl: "This one tastes like Atari dust!" Penguin: "Wow! These are kind of lemony!" Girl: "Cirno?" Cirno: "Uh.. Pass." Fish: "..But the MATA memoirs?" Fossangel: "I dunno, they probably buried the wrong thing. The third brother was a notorious ketamine addict. Probably dreamed it all up. Anyway - about why I actually came... EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"
Girl: "This one tastes like Atari dust!" Penguin: "Wow! These are kind of lemony!" Girl: "Cirno?" Cirno: "Uh.. Pass." Fish: "..But the MATA memoirs?" Fossangel: "I dunno, they probably buried the wrong thing. The third brother was a notorious ketamine addict. Probably dreamed it all up. Anyway - about why I actually came... EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"
Girl: "This one tastes like Atari dust!" Penguin: "Wow! These are kind of lemony!" Girl: "Cirno?" Cirno: "Uh.. Pass." Fish: "..But the MATA memoirs?" Fossangel: "I dunno, they probably buried the wrong thing. The third brother was a notorious ketamine addict. Probably dreamed it all up. Anyway - about why I actually came... EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"
Foxes in Love
@FoxesInLove@social.neonpaws.digital  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Blue is sound asleep, as Green wakes up to a prolonged, high-pitched, continuous eeee-sound. Green, thinking: Wait, what's that sound? A child screaming? Outside, this late at night? Frowning and sleepy, Green lifts his head from his pillow and looks around, trying to determine the source of the sound. Green, still in thought: There it was again. Where is it coming from? As he looks around, Green's gaze lands on Blue. Still groggy and sleepy, Green nonetheless looks visibly relieved. Green, still thinking: I can't decide what to do about it before I figure out wh- oh. Green cuddles up to Blue, who is still just as serenly asleep as ever. The whistling sound continues, coming from Blue. Green, still in thought: It was just your nostril whistling.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Blue is sound asleep, as Green wakes up to a prolonged, high-pitched, continuous eeee-sound. Green, thinking: Wait, what's that sound? A child screaming? Outside, this late at night? Frowning and sleepy, Green lifts his head from his pillow and looks around, trying to determine the source of the sound. Green, still in thought: There it was again. Where is it coming from? As he looks around, Green's gaze lands on Blue. Still groggy and sleepy, Green nonetheless looks visibly relieved. Green, still thinking: I can't decide what to do about it before I figure out wh- oh. Green cuddles up to Blue, who is still just as serenly asleep as ever. The whistling sound continues, coming from Blue. Green, still in thought: It was just your nostril whistling.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Blue is sound asleep, as Green wakes up to a prolonged, high-pitched, continuous eeee-sound. Green, thinking: Wait, what's that sound? A child screaming? Outside, this late at night? Frowning and sleepy, Green lifts his head from his pillow and looks around, trying to determine the source of the sound. Green, still in thought: There it was again. Where is it coming from? As he looks around, Green's gaze lands on Blue. Still groggy and sleepy, Green nonetheless looks visibly relieved. Green, still thinking: I can't decide what to do about it before I figure out wh- oh. Green cuddles up to Blue, who is still just as serenly asleep as ever. The whistling sound continues, coming from Blue. Green, still in thought: It was just your nostril whistling.
Foxes in Love
@FoxesInLove@social.neonpaws.digital  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Blue is sound asleep, as Green wakes up to a prolonged, high-pitched, continuous eeee-sound. Green, thinking: Wait, what's that sound? A child screaming? Outside, this late at night? Frowning and sleepy, Green lifts his head from his pillow and looks around, trying to determine the source of the sound. Green, still in thought: There it was again. Where is it coming from? As he looks around, Green's gaze lands on Blue. Still groggy and sleepy, Green nonetheless looks visibly relieved. Green, still thinking: I can't decide what to do about it before I figure out wh- oh. Green cuddles up to Blue, who is still just as serenly asleep as ever. The whistling sound continues, coming from Blue. Green, still in thought: It was just your nostril whistling.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Blue is sound asleep, as Green wakes up to a prolonged, high-pitched, continuous eeee-sound. Green, thinking: Wait, what's that sound? A child screaming? Outside, this late at night? Frowning and sleepy, Green lifts his head from his pillow and looks around, trying to determine the source of the sound. Green, still in thought: There it was again. Where is it coming from? As he looks around, Green's gaze lands on Blue. Still groggy and sleepy, Green nonetheless looks visibly relieved. Green, still thinking: I can't decide what to do about it before I figure out wh- oh. Green cuddles up to Blue, who is still just as serenly asleep as ever. The whistling sound continues, coming from Blue. Green, still in thought: It was just your nostril whistling.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Blue is sound asleep, as Green wakes up to a prolonged, high-pitched, continuous eeee-sound. Green, thinking: Wait, what's that sound? A child screaming? Outside, this late at night? Frowning and sleepy, Green lifts his head from his pillow and looks around, trying to determine the source of the sound. Green, still in thought: There it was again. Where is it coming from? As he looks around, Green's gaze lands on Blue. Still groggy and sleepy, Green nonetheless looks visibly relieved. Green, still thinking: I can't decide what to do about it before I figure out wh- oh. Green cuddles up to Blue, who is still just as serenly asleep as ever. The whistling sound continues, coming from Blue. Green, still in thought: It was just your nostril whistling.
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Annie Hsh 👾🖖☕
@fringemagnet@sunny.garden  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago
P1: Lucy curiously approaches Linus who is writing something looking very focused on it and she asks "What in the world are you doing?" to which he replies "Don't you know?" P2: Linus turns to Lucy and tells her "This is the time of the year when we all write to the Great Pumpkin" and tell him what we want for Halloween. P3: Linus licking the envelope of his presumed letter to the Great Pumpkin, telling Lucy "The "Great Pumpkin" LOVES little Children!" P4: Linus in full excitement, arms raised up in the air saying "I can see him now rising up out of the pumpkin patch with his big bag of toys!" As a very confused Lucy keeps staring at him.
P1: Lucy curiously approaches Linus who is writing something looking very focused on it and she asks "What in the world are you doing?" to which he replies "Don't you know?" P2: Linus turns to Lucy and tells her "This is the time of the year when we all write to the Great Pumpkin" and tell him what we want for Halloween. P3: Linus licking the envelope of his presumed letter to the Great Pumpkin, telling Lucy "The "Great Pumpkin" LOVES little Children!" P4: Linus in full excitement, arms raised up in the air saying "I can see him now rising up out of the pumpkin patch with his big bag of toys!" As a very confused Lucy keeps staring at him.
P1: Lucy curiously approaches Linus who is writing something looking very focused on it and she asks "What in the world are you doing?" to which he replies "Don't you know?" P2: Linus turns to Lucy and tells her "This is the time of the year when we all write to the Great Pumpkin" and tell him what we want for Halloween. P3: Linus licking the envelope of his presumed letter to the Great Pumpkin, telling Lucy "The "Great Pumpkin" LOVES little Children!" P4: Linus in full excitement, arms raised up in the air saying "I can see him now rising up out of the pumpkin patch with his big bag of toys!" As a very confused Lucy keeps staring at him.
Annie Hsh 👾🖖☕
@fringemagnet@sunny.garden  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago
P1: Lucy curiously approaches Linus who is writing something looking very focused on it and she asks "What in the world are you doing?" to which he replies "Don't you know?" P2: Linus turns to Lucy and tells her "This is the time of the year when we all write to the Great Pumpkin" and tell him what we want for Halloween. P3: Linus licking the envelope of his presumed letter to the Great Pumpkin, telling Lucy "The "Great Pumpkin" LOVES little Children!" P4: Linus in full excitement, arms raised up in the air saying "I can see him now rising up out of the pumpkin patch with his big bag of toys!" As a very confused Lucy keeps staring at him.
P1: Lucy curiously approaches Linus who is writing something looking very focused on it and she asks "What in the world are you doing?" to which he replies "Don't you know?" P2: Linus turns to Lucy and tells her "This is the time of the year when we all write to the Great Pumpkin" and tell him what we want for Halloween. P3: Linus licking the envelope of his presumed letter to the Great Pumpkin, telling Lucy "The "Great Pumpkin" LOVES little Children!" P4: Linus in full excitement, arms raised up in the air saying "I can see him now rising up out of the pumpkin patch with his big bag of toys!" As a very confused Lucy keeps staring at him.
P1: Lucy curiously approaches Linus who is writing something looking very focused on it and she asks "What in the world are you doing?" to which he replies "Don't you know?" P2: Linus turns to Lucy and tells her "This is the time of the year when we all write to the Great Pumpkin" and tell him what we want for Halloween. P3: Linus licking the envelope of his presumed letter to the Great Pumpkin, telling Lucy "The "Great Pumpkin" LOVES little Children!" P4: Linus in full excitement, arms raised up in the air saying "I can see him now rising up out of the pumpkin patch with his big bag of toys!" As a very confused Lucy keeps staring at him.
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Jen Sorensen
@jensorensen@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago
Government Sh*tdown REPUBLICANS HAVE CHOSEN TO SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT RATHER THAN EXTEND HUGELY POPULAR TAX CREDITS THAT HELP TENS OF MILLIONS PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. Mike Johnson lying on a chaise longue Sign: Sorry, Were CLOSED YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK HAS GREAT HEALTH COVERAGE PREMIUMS WILL SOAR FOR FARMERS, RANCHERS, SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS AND SELF-EMPLOYED PEOPLE. Farmer: I MAY BE SELF-RELIANT, BUT I CAN'T DO SURGERY ON MYSELF! MEANWHILE, TRUMP IS GIVING $40 BILLION TO AN ARGENTINIAN MADMAN WHO WRECKED HIS OWN ECONOMY. Milei with chainsaw: WHEEEE! RRRR! RRRR! PLEASE HELP. THERE'S A MORAL IN HERE SOMEWHERE: IF YOU HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO FANTASIZES ABOUT DUMPING FECES ON AMERICANS… Trump in fighter jet dumping poop ...THEN DON'T BE SURPRISED IF THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.
Government Sh*tdown REPUBLICANS HAVE CHOSEN TO SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT RATHER THAN EXTEND HUGELY POPULAR TAX CREDITS THAT HELP TENS OF MILLIONS PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. Mike Johnson lying on a chaise longue Sign: Sorry, Were CLOSED YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK HAS GREAT HEALTH COVERAGE PREMIUMS WILL SOAR FOR FARMERS, RANCHERS, SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS AND SELF-EMPLOYED PEOPLE. Farmer: I MAY BE SELF-RELIANT, BUT I CAN'T DO SURGERY ON MYSELF! MEANWHILE, TRUMP IS GIVING $40 BILLION TO AN ARGENTINIAN MADMAN WHO WRECKED HIS OWN ECONOMY. Milei with chainsaw: WHEEEE! RRRR! RRRR! PLEASE HELP. THERE'S A MORAL IN HERE SOMEWHERE: IF YOU HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO FANTASIZES ABOUT DUMPING FECES ON AMERICANS… Trump in fighter jet dumping poop ...THEN DON'T BE SURPRISED IF THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.
Government Sh*tdown REPUBLICANS HAVE CHOSEN TO SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT RATHER THAN EXTEND HUGELY POPULAR TAX CREDITS THAT HELP TENS OF MILLIONS PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. Mike Johnson lying on a chaise longue Sign: Sorry, Were CLOSED YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK HAS GREAT HEALTH COVERAGE PREMIUMS WILL SOAR FOR FARMERS, RANCHERS, SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS AND SELF-EMPLOYED PEOPLE. Farmer: I MAY BE SELF-RELIANT, BUT I CAN'T DO SURGERY ON MYSELF! MEANWHILE, TRUMP IS GIVING $40 BILLION TO AN ARGENTINIAN MADMAN WHO WRECKED HIS OWN ECONOMY. Milei with chainsaw: WHEEEE! RRRR! RRRR! PLEASE HELP. THERE'S A MORAL IN HERE SOMEWHERE: IF YOU HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO FANTASIZES ABOUT DUMPING FECES ON AMERICANS… Trump in fighter jet dumping poop ...THEN DON'T BE SURPRISED IF THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.
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