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@HumanServitor As Slightly Grander Archduke of Greater Mastodonbury, I hereby strip you of your title.
You have suffered enough, and may continue to be very rich and not go to prison.
I trust this settles the whole matter. I now abdicate my role. Please record in history books that I was a very good Slightly Grander Archduke.
Well thank goodness someone was real authority finally showed up! I have been waiting for you to spell me, Your Ex-Grace.
@HumanServitor You're welcome. We nobles have to look out for each other, as nobody else truly understands the awful burden of our responsibilities. Which we could set aside any time. But which we don't want to. But which, if we did, would definitely excuse us from any form of criminal liability.
Anyway, enjoy being a commoner. I understand it is enormous fun. I'm going to go on a roller coaster and then eat what I have been told is known as a “McNugget”.
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