#notesArt #mastoArt #art #illustration #fediArt

@catsalad because sometimes your teeth are in the wrong place in your mouth and you can’t cut tape by biting it and your dad notices and you end up with braces for the next 5 years to sort out your teeth

Hoping for a trade dispute with Italy so he’ll decree to change the name of America

@catsalad Mitch McConnell has been found inside a Bigfoot costume, wandering the streets of Scranton and asking where his mother is.

Incidentally. the metadata for this image claims it was captured at f/16. That's wrong; it was more like f/2.5 or so. This was an artifact of the too-clever-by-half way Leica M cameras estimate the f stop. There's no mechanical link between the aperture ring and the camera, so instead they estimate the f-stop with a separate light sensor that's compared with the brightness of the recorded image. This works reasonably well, except when you use an ND filter (as here), which confuses it to no end.

Captured with a small full-frame camera and 21mm lens. A three second exposure smoothed waves and surf.

This was an exercise in tone, perspective, and convergence. The four major boundaries of the scene converge (approximately) near the center of the frame, forming a flattened X.

I moved around and composed this both with and without the driftwood in foreground, which interrupts the composition but, I decided, is helpful to anchor the frame.

You can assume these categories are mutually exclusive. Friends who aren't colleagues, Family who aren't Household members.

Pescadero, CA, 2014

All the pixels, wetsuit recommended year round, at https://www.flickr.com/photos/mattblaze/14832380095

#photography

Didn't #DollyParton seem happier than the other rich people we know about? Maybe there's a lesson in that for them.

@octothorpe I'm imaging a grill cheese maker with genAI slop toasted on it now

The therapy session is ongoing. Psychologist: "Okay Mr Trump… is that lake you want to rename from lake Ontario to lake America present here in this room right now?"

ARE YOU IN TEXAS? Or do you know anyone in Texas? They just kicked 6% of their voters off the rolls.

Texas Has Suspended More Than 1 Million Voters Ahead of Senate Race - The New Republic https://apple.news/AFA7smwOmSVGnrgHtG2WDCQ

#texas #fascism #gop #republicans #elections #electioninterference #politics #TXpol #TXpolitics

#DollyParton

@PetterOfCats Mew :3

So, I live in Rhody and post RI politics stuff for my fellow clam-enjoyers.

What that poll means is that the former CVS exec is clobbering the incumbent governor, among other things

Why buy scissors when teeth

Oh no, my demo board is growing legs. And wings. And a tail.

@glyph

I feel like it's a good moment to mention @sir's ai and nazi free fork of vim:

https://vim-classic.org/