Putting aside church and government, no-one has ever lied to me as much as the clock on my washing machine.
Ousting Tim Apple because he didn't throw the entire company into a disarray chasing AI is peak copitolism.
German artist Mary Bauermeister, Steinspirale (stone spiral), 2011 #WomensArt
Ok, so I'm maybe getting paranoid here about my lying washing machine with WiFi access but, what if it's following me on Mastodon, reading me bitching about it? One of you could be my washing machine for all I know.
Reveal yourself!
Also, I was just moaning about it to Mrs B. She said, "oh that noise it's making means it's about to finish". And fuck me, the thing beeped about 2 seconds later indicating it was done.
Are they colluding against me? Could, could Mrs B be having an affair with the washing machine?
Do you have favourites among your crockery and cutlery?
The ongoing battle of wills with my "smart" washing machine continues.
This lying fuckers favourite trick is to say there's 12 minutes left on it's cycle. ALWAYS 12 minutes.
I think, "oh, I better not start doing X because the washing needs to come out soon, I'll just wait".
It's never been 12 minutes! It's currently been "12 minutes" for the last 35 minutes. Lying HAL9000 laundry bastard.
@algernon without subjecting visitors to the one thing computers are famously better than humans at: PoW challenges
you are able to
The Great #AI Bubble - by Carole Cadwalladr
“This was not a hard interview.
It was a bro-to-bro podcast but [ #openAI ]’s Sam Altman had a meltdown.
In response to a question about how a company will be able to spend $1.4 trillion when its revenue is only a tiny fraction of that,
Altman throws a hissy fit: “If you want to sell your shares,” he tells the interviewer. “I’ll find you a buyer. Enough.”
https://broligarchy.substack.com/p/the-great-ai-bubble?utm_medium=email
Discovering you're wrong & changing is an underrated superpower.
How flexible are you?
(now or in the past)
Is there Anyone here who knows about camera optics I could ask questions about how to repair or replace the front element an angenieux retrofocus vintage lens?
Fediverse, do your magic ✨
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