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The ongoing battle of wills with my "smart" washing machine continues.
This lying fuckers favourite trick is to say there's 12 minutes left on it's cycle. ALWAYS 12 minutes.
I think, "oh, I better not start doing X because the washing needs to come out soon, I'll just wait".
It's never been 12 minutes! It's currently been "12 minutes" for the last 35 minutes. Lying HAL9000 laundry bastard.
Ok, so I'm maybe getting paranoid here about my lying washing machine with WiFi access but, what if it's following me on Mastodon, reading me bitching about it? One of you could be my washing machine for all I know.
Reveal yourself!
Also, I was just moaning about it to Mrs B. She said, "oh that noise it's making means it's about to finish". And fuck me, the thing beeped about 2 seconds later indicating it was done.
Are they colluding against me? Could, could Mrs B be having an affair with the washing machine?
Well I for one know nothing about your delicious pants
MonkeyBread1975 has been bidding on my soiled underwear on eBay for years. Just saying.
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