@jonny@social.coop
I'm late but I need a good one tn please #monsterdon I pray you are not a Jules Verne movie
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YA GIRL ITS THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD OR SEEN THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT THAT IS THE PROBLEM, YOU ARE LEARNING! #monsterdon
holy shit did they just take great pains to slow-mo show us that the mummy means no harm and has just been trying to recollect its orbs. #MummyRedemptionArc #MummyIntegrationIntoModernSocietyArc #monsterdon
none! of the scientists! ever suspected! the extremely loud glowing jewelry! that suddenly started showing up around town with the mummy!!!!! narrative tension has peaked!!! #monsterdon
fashion is important everyone, if you don't pay attention to props and costumes then you might miss how some people are wandering around with crystals that behave unlike any known crystalline matter by continuously emitting the loudest most alien sound you have ever heard #monsterdon
@jonny And apparently the alien crystals they're wearing even get hot?
Someone said that earlier, but I think everyone else forgot that it was supposed to be a thing by this stage of the movie.
mummy is just trying to go hooooooommmmeeeee lets goooooo #monsterdon
you see when mummies levitate to be peeping toms in order to return to their home planet, it is ok. however when split grain leather jacket guys do it, it temporarily causes an inconsequential girlfriend crying scene #monsterdon
the time mummy is well aware that across sociological time, conspicuously going only for the space orb and leaving the culture's women alone is how you get back to your home planet #monsterdon
whgo in the everloving fuck are these guys and why are they doing things that seem to be plotlike in the middle of my mummy returning home sequence #monsterdon
let's go mummy!!!!!!!!! get yourself home!!! yes!!!!!!! #monsterdon
his ass is fully charged!!!! initiate the mummy beam!!! #monsterdon
this whips so hard #monsterdon
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah YES HOLY SHIT WHO IS THIS GUY THAT GOT SHOT AND WHY #monsterdon
take him with you into space holy shit yes please yes please #monsterdon
WHy. DID. THAT. HAPPEN #monsterdon
Time Walker (1982): 4/5
an instant, nonsensical classic, hampered only by the preponderance of indistinguishable Guys #monsterdon #MonsterdonReviews
in WHAT WAY did the time mummy in time walker walk through time #monsterdon
why did this happen, and what does it mean?
#monsterdon #endingsOfMonsterdon #BestOfMonsterdon #CrystalGrabsOfMonsterdon #HandGoringsOfMonsterdon #HandDissolvingCrystals #FleshEatingCrystals #InterstellarFleshEatingCrystals
part of a series on "shipping the monster" #monsterdon #BestOfMonsterdon #monsterdonMusicVideos #romancesOfMonsterdon #MummyRomancesOfMonsterdon #DisturbinglyAudibleCrystalsOfMonsterdon #TimeWalksAllLoves #LoveWalksToAllTimes #OrWhichever
(masto truly 'busting the balls' about normal size file uploads per usual, so full res at https://hackers.piracy.solutions/time_walking_is_romantic.mp4)
@laura_porta one of my vague unbounded art goals is to figure out how to take a clip library from all these wonderful b movies and plug it into the video system you have going over there for live pulp film vj set
@jonny that would be beautiful! Happy to help!
![Asta [AMP]](https://sharkey-data.sjc1.vultrobjects.com/cedae0bf-8b50-483c-ab95-058cfa13b5cd.png "Asta [AMP]")
@jonny@neuromatch.social holy shit
I didn't see the movie but this is fucking amazing
@jonny this whips, you're an artist my friend
@jonny in the forward direction, we are really all time walkers if you think about it - Linda, probably
@jonny In exactly no way whatsoever. 😆
@jonny I dunno, he punched the one dude into the wall and that guy wasn't even holding an orb. But also that guy had a very punchable body, so it's fair.
