The ideal #Monsterdon flick has to be bad but never boring. "Plodding" is not an adjective that should apply to a Monsterdon film. And it has to be earnest. It has to be unintentionally funny. Every two minutes there has to be a laugh-out-loud what-the-fuck moment. And it shouldn't make you angry because it's values are so messed up. Relentless racism or sexism or other forms of bigotry are never funny. I think the problem with Planet Earth was that it was all cringe from beginning to end.

The ideal #Monsterdon flick has to be bad but never boring. "Plodding" is not an adjective that should apply to a Monsterdon film. And it has to be earnest. It has to be unintentionally funny. Every two minutes there has to be a laugh-out-loud what-the-fuck moment. And it shouldn't make you angry because it's values are so messed up. Relentless racism or sexism or other forms of bigotry are never funny. I think the problem with Planet Earth was that it was all cringe from beginning to end.

@Taweret

I voted for the BEST reviewed of these movies... Shock Waves, with an IMDB score of 5.4 - which is the best, by far.

Dear lord.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon #TheQuatermassXperiment

#monsterdon #dink

@jonny @Taweret As horribly ineffective I may be as a person during a typical day, at least I was not that movie. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#monsterdon #dink

I keep thinking I can’t cringe anymore, and then — #Monsterdon

I keep thinking I can’t cringe anymore, and then — #Monsterdon

@jonny they got as bored of it as we did

#monsterdon

@jonny Sadly, yes.

#monsterdon
#PlanetEarth1974

@jonny the dude who got shot by the people who I REALLY hope are not called "Cree"

#monsterdon

@jonny what do you expect from a society that learned to fight from Gene Roddenberry

#monsterdon

Dickhead's Log, earthdate who gives a shit

"I'm continuing to love being a piece of shit here in the future"

#Monsterdon

@jonny the conversation was about a man tho

#monsterdon

Dickhead's Log, earthdate who gives a shit

"I'm continuing to love being a piece of shit here in the future"

#Monsterdon

Roddenberry was on some shit with this one.

#Monsterdon

48 fuckin' seconds to "savagery"

[low whistle]

#Monsterdon

Well it’s kind of a departure for #Monsterdon, but I do quite enjoy David Attenborough’s nature documentaries… [touches earpiece]

@jonny @cherizilla oh I like that square, tha'ts a good square

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974