THIS SUNDAY at 9pm Eastern (that's 2am UTC (because of Daylight Savings Time) oops double brackets sorry 'bout that) IT'S #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come join the nerds of the Fediverse as we watch a skin-peelingly bad movie! For fun!

This week we're watching Alligator (1980), another in a long line of Jaws-aping Big Animal Coming To Eat You movies. Supposedly intended to be a comedy, but that's what they all say.

Anyway, the flick's available on Tubi free with ads over here: https://tubitv.com/movies/100006257/alligator

Or on YouTube from Shout! Factory, who I guess owns the rights right now? Apparently has some blurring and bleeping to Save Young Minds From Corruption By Demon Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cublv_ELVp4

Or you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/alligator-1980

#movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #Scifi #alligator #crocodile #iguana

Hey. #Monsterdon folks.

I went to Does the Dog Die for #Alligator1980 and... I'm sorry guys, the start of this one is pretty rough.

In my defense, I've only ever seen it edited for television. I should've looked it up before I campaigned for it, though, that's on me. Check the page below and decide for yourself.

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/8642

Hey. #Monsterdon folks.

I went to Does the Dog Die for #Alligator1980 and... I'm sorry guys, the start of this one is pretty rough.

In my defense, I've only ever seen it edited for television. I should've looked it up before I campaigned for it, though, that's on me. Check the page below and decide for yourself.

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/8642

I think I'm still reeling from that movie last night on #monsterdon

Woof.

#monsterdon makes any dumpster fire enjoyable. So, if you ever dare to watch Vampires on Bikini Beach, head on over to https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/vampires-on-bikini-beach and replay the timeline in sync with the movie (or download the comments as subtitles, Twitch chat style).

Bonus double feature on https://miru.miyaku.media: Pumpkinhead 2, feat. Pumpkinhead, the son of Pumpkinhead, Haggis the Wood Hag and Garak as a plain, simple sheriff → https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/pumpkinhead-ii-blood-wings

I think I'm still reeling from that movie last night on #monsterdon

Woof.

@Taweret oh it's As vs X this week in our vote.
Come on Asphyx! Who ya gonna call? Asphyx busters!
Or Alien Factor is good too. It has a bunch of low budget aliens.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon makes any dumpster fire enjoyable. So, if you ever dare to watch Vampires on Bikini Beach, head on over to https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/vampires-on-bikini-beach and replay the timeline in sync with the movie (or download the comments as subtitles, Twitch chat style).

Bonus double feature on https://miru.miyaku.media: Pumpkinhead 2, feat. Pumpkinhead, the son of Pumpkinhead, Haggis the Wood Hag and Garak as a plain, simple sheriff → https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/pumpkinhead-ii-blood-wings

#Monsterdon 🧛 🧛‍♀️ 🧛‍♂️ 🏖️ 👙💪 🫣 😱

thank you #Monsterdonians, you made me laugh so hard I lost my breath on several occasions.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for the haunted Bingo, @JoeWynne ' spirit, and everyone for making it fun!

I must strongly disagree that that looks like an “antique book.” #Monsterdon

So they uhhh...summons a Good Demon and uhh...they had a fight with the vampies and uh...burnt stuff up and. Uh.

THE END

This movie...exists...

And someone uh...digitised it and uh... Tubi BOUGHT IT and SHOWED IT to us

At least it had BUTTS I guess I dunno

It was THE WORST. It was FANTASTIC. Thanks for this #Monsterdon @Taweret it was...Something!

That legit made me lol several times, thanks to whoever insist that be seen to be believed, I salute you. #Monsterdon thanks to @Taweret as always!

That doctor had EPIC HAIR #Monsterdon

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #VampireOnBikiniBeach, from 1988, was missing the USA Up All Night's snarky Gilbert Gottfried intro explaining that "this movie proves you don't need a lot of money to make a good vampire movie". Instead we had,

• Beach racing!
• "Weird Harold"
• House band!
• Smoking hot evil book!
• Awful campfire story!
• Vampire fight that wasn't an actual fight, but there was a sword!
• Release! (yeah, I don't get it either)
• Finely tuned computer skills!
• Bikini shop!
• Death mate!
• Vampires in the hospital?

THE END...?

#monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

did they just canonically find vampire hitler in this basement? what is HAPPENING.

#monsterdon

why is this movie
#monsterdon

"This book better not awaken anything in me..."

#monsterdon #VampiBeachieBikini

Off-brand Rush. Hurry. #Monsterdon

on the bright side, the movie is half over
on the dark side, the movie is only half over

#Monsterdon