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@Taweret flat-pack guillotines were a thing, that was tillmötesgå from Ikea

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why do these guys keep coming up with new ways to kill someone being immortalized when the very first thing they tried worked pretty well?

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Clearly that electricity did no damage whatever, as you can see by how normal and stable I am!

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@Taweret me neither

*looks up Tithonus*

ohhh

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@Taweret
Must be all the lead in the glass Victorians put that sh!t in EVERYTHING #Monsterdon

@Taweret my Very Important Work cannot continue whilst these wretched bandages obscure my magnificent visage! #Monsterdon

@Taweret Some really good bad posters this week for #Monsterdon voting.

This Is Just To Say

I have trapped
the asphyx
that was in
the light beam

and which
you were probably
saving
for your death

Forgive me
it was transparent
so glowy
and so shrieky

#Monsterdon

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #TheAsphyx, from 1972, might have also been called The Ghost Tingler. It might have been a lot of things, but what we got was,

• Mystery smudges!
• Death by tree bonking!
• Asphyx trapping!
• Immortal guinea pig!
• Victorian electric chair!
• Immortan Hugo!
• Guillotine games!
• Guinea pig sabotage!
• Crystal sabotage!
• DIY gas chamber!
• Big kaboom!
• Chekhov's car crash!

Well, that was definitely a movie about some Victorian weirdos who just wanted to try out different ways to kill people. Also a Death Muppet. Goodnight #monsterdon, give thanks for our host @Taweret , and see y'all next week!

@Terencio @Lazarou maybe the real asphyx was the blurry photographs we made along the way

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The guinea pig is okay and that's the important thing.

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This movie fucked off into incomprehensibility.

Is killing the subject a different way each time part of the experiment or something? Honestly with this guy! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🧐🏡🤵‍♂️ 💀 👻 🧴 😱

Look. If you're immortal you can definitely figure out the combination of a combination lock. You literally have all of time to do this. You can try every possible combination.

Oh, the guinea pig irony! And those monstrous overconfident men #Monsterdon

@Taweret asphyx color indicates wifi signal strength to hell #monsterdon

he said the name of the movie and i have never been less excited
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@nev

smell an alligator's breath
steal a bucketload of meth
say the name of the play "macbeth"
make a vine with the guy who photographs death

dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die

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