@jonny@social.coop
I'm late but I need a good one tn please #monsterdon I pray you are not a Jules Verne movie
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mummy is just trying to go hooooooommmmeeeee lets goooooo #monsterdon
you see when mummies levitate to be peeping toms in order to return to their home planet, it is ok. however when split grain leather jacket guys do it, it temporarily causes an inconsequential girlfriend crying scene #monsterdon
the time mummy is well aware that across sociological time, conspicuously going only for the space orb and leaving the culture's women alone is how you get back to your home planet #monsterdon
whgo in the everloving fuck are these guys and why are they doing things that seem to be plotlike in the middle of my mummy returning home sequence #monsterdon
let's go mummy!!!!!!!!! get yourself home!!! yes!!!!!!! #monsterdon
his ass is fully charged!!!! initiate the mummy beam!!! #monsterdon
this whips so hard #monsterdon
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah YES HOLY SHIT WHO IS THIS GUY THAT GOT SHOT AND WHY #monsterdon
take him with you into space holy shit yes please yes please #monsterdon
WHy. DID. THAT. HAPPEN #monsterdon
Time Walker (1982): 4/5
an instant, nonsensical classic, hampered only by the preponderance of indistinguishable Guys #monsterdon #MonsterdonReviews
in WHAT WAY did the time mummy in time walker walk through time #monsterdon
why did this happen, and what does it mean?
#monsterdon #endingsOfMonsterdon #BestOfMonsterdon #CrystalGrabsOfMonsterdon #HandGoringsOfMonsterdon #HandDissolvingCrystals #FleshEatingCrystals #InterstellarFleshEatingCrystals
part of a series on "shipping the monster" #monsterdon #BestOfMonsterdon #monsterdonMusicVideos #romancesOfMonsterdon #MummyRomancesOfMonsterdon #DisturbinglyAudibleCrystalsOfMonsterdon #TimeWalksAllLoves #LoveWalksToAllTimes #OrWhichever
(masto truly 'busting the balls' about normal size file uploads per usual, so full res at https://hackers.piracy.solutions/time_walking_is_romantic.mp4)
![Asta [AMP]](https://sharkey-data.sjc1.vultrobjects.com/cedae0bf-8b50-483c-ab95-058cfa13b5cd.png "Asta [AMP]")
@jonny@neuromatch.social holy shit
I didn't see the movie but this is fucking amazing
