wait, i just realized last night’s #monsterdon of The Asphyx gave us a perfect recipe for luring immortality-obsessed idiot billionaires into guillotines,

Thinking about #monsterdon last night and of guine pigs 100% success rate, of humans 25%

#MonsterdonAlert

Sunday, Nov 30, 2025, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC)

IT'S #MONSTERDON

we will be watching:

The Asphyx (1972)

"English country squire Sir Hugo Cunningham searches for immortality by literally 'bottling up' the Spirit of the Dead, or Asphyx."

its streaming free on tubi

please watch and live post it with us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RUEGbfn4Os

Shake yo ass...phyx.

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I'm still thinking about a plot point in tonight's movie, "release the guillotine blade BUT THEN stop it just before it cuts her head off, BUT not too soon because she has to really be afraid for her life"

How long would a guillotine blade take to drop, 1 second?

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@jonny @Taweret @SnoopJ Maybe the asphyx dances because it just can't help it #monsterdon

Thank you to @Taweret for hosting and @cherizilla for the bingo card!

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

We've replaced the cobalt chloride crystals with Folger's Instant Crystals.

Let's see if our victim notices!

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Good times at the old #monsterdon. I think the guillotine was my favorite death method

who was it talking about Tithonos before, you called it

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Nice, he ended up looking like shit but the guinea pig was still fab!

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I do wish we coulda seen what Giles wrote cause I'm sure it wasnt the combo

#monsterdon You think this really had the combination?

I assumed it would say "Fuck you."

Love the new method! Why stick with successful one when you can try (and fail)
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Ohhhhh guinea pig, nooooo! Hhahahaha!!

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test it on giles first???? or don't change up the method to use a guillotine at the last second??? what the hell is going on with the music? #monsterdon

or, i guess, asphyxes can open doorknobs so you have to have a combination lock on the door because they can't pick locks #monsterdon

#monsterdon So many of these movies involve rich people fussing around in their catacombs.

A hanging?! When? ...do you think anyone would mind if I filmed it, or

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