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@jonny@neuromatch.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

part of a series on "shipping the monster" #monsterdon #BestOfMonsterdon #monsterdonMusicVideos #romancesOfMonsterdon #MummyRomancesOfMonsterdon #DisturbinglyAudibleCrystalsOfMonsterdon #TimeWalksAllLoves #LoveWalksToAllTimes #OrWhichever

(masto truly 'busting the balls' about normal size file uploads per usual, so full res at https://hackers.piracy.solutions/time_walking_is_romantic.mp4)

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like pretty much all music videos, hard to explain. mostly it just tells the love story of a guy who desecrates the tomb of king tut and finds true love inside. general moments: [0-10s] - stock footage of planets [10s-30s] - man looking lovingly at mummy [30s-45s] - man falls asleep dreaming of mummy, forsees future! of dangerous cop! [45s-1m5s] - man investigates the dang DNA of his love and kisses goodbye to his former life and former lover [1m5s-2m] - wandering the corridors of our mind, freaking footage of bubbling cells, oscilloscopes, green hallways [2m-2m20s] - face to face with out alien lover again, but too short! as we are shot in the arm by a trigger happy policeman [2m20s-end] - we make our move, reaching out to each other, connecting distance between a mummy/alien and archaeologist... enging in clasping out hands and teleporting into space.
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@jonny@neuromatch.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

why did this happen, and what does it mean?

#monsterdon #endingsOfMonsterdon #BestOfMonsterdon #CrystalGrabsOfMonsterdon #HandGoringsOfMonsterdon #HandDissolvingCrystals #FleshEatingCrystals #InterstellarFleshEatingCrystals

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just after the mummy turns into an alien and takes one of the guys with him into space, one of the crystals is on the ground for some reason! and then another guy picks it up! and his hand is melted! why? nobody's hand ever melted from touching the crystal before! but it does now! so he stands there with his dissolved hand for a second screaming before the scene goes "to be continued..."
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@jonny@neuromatch.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

part of a series on "shipping the monster" #monsterdon #BestOfMonsterdon #monsterdonMusicVideos #romancesOfMonsterdon #MummyRomancesOfMonsterdon #DisturbinglyAudibleCrystalsOfMonsterdon #TimeWalksAllLoves #LoveWalksToAllTimes #OrWhichever

(masto truly 'busting the balls' about normal size file uploads per usual, so full res at https://hackers.piracy.solutions/time_walking_is_romantic.mp4)

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like pretty much all music videos, hard to explain. mostly it just tells the love story of a guy who desecrates the tomb of king tut and finds true love inside. general moments: [0-10s] - stock footage of planets [10s-30s] - man looking lovingly at mummy [30s-45s] - man falls asleep dreaming of mummy, forsees future! of dangerous cop! [45s-1m5s] - man investigates the dang DNA of his love and kisses goodbye to his former life and former lover [1m5s-2m] - wandering the corridors of our mind, freaking footage of bubbling cells, oscilloscopes, green hallways [2m-2m20s] - face to face with out alien lover again, but too short! as we are shot in the arm by a trigger happy policeman [2m20s-end] - we make our move, reaching out to each other, connecting distance between a mummy/alien and archaeologist... enging in clasping out hands and teleporting into space.
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@jonny@neuromatch.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

in WHAT WAY did the time mummy in time walker walk through time #monsterdon

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@jonny@neuromatch.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

why did this happen, and what does it mean?

#monsterdon #endingsOfMonsterdon #BestOfMonsterdon #CrystalGrabsOfMonsterdon #HandGoringsOfMonsterdon #HandDissolvingCrystals #FleshEatingCrystals #InterstellarFleshEatingCrystals

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just after the mummy turns into an alien and takes one of the guys with him into space, one of the crystals is on the ground for some reason! and then another guy picks it up! and his hand is melted! why? nobody's hand ever melted from touching the crystal before! but it does now! so he stands there with his dissolved hand for a second screaming before the scene goes "to be continued..."
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@jonny@neuromatch.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@SnoopJ Time Walker (1982), or "who was this guy and why did he go to space too"
#monsterdon #bestOfMonsterdon #FuckOffsOfMonsterdon #FOITS #FuckOffsIntoSpaceOfMonsterdon #UnknownGuysOfMonsterdon #IndistinctGuys

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just after the mummy transforms into an alien, some guy yells 'shoot it.' either another guy or the same guy runs in front of the cop and gets shot in the arm. either a third guy, the second guy if there was one, or the first guy pulls the cop's shooting arm down. then the wounded guy, whoever he is, reaches up to grab the mummy/alien's hand and then he's gone i guess!
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@jonny@neuromatch.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

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#monsterdon #BestOfMonsterdon #TitleDropsOfMonsterdon #BestOfMonsterdonButItsThePostAboveThisOneThatIsTheBestOfMonsterdonPost #BestTitleDropsOfMonsterdon #BestTitleDrops #ApplyTheModifierToAllTheOtherHashtagsToReferToThePostAboveThisOneRatherThanThisPostItself

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@jonny@neuromatch.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

"she'll never be back will she"
"no"
"??????????????????"

#monsterdon #EndingsOfMonsterdon #QuestionMarkEndingsOfMonsterdon

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A woman asks if she'll ever be back, the good hypnotists responds no. The scene abruptly fades to a shot of the ocean where a QUESTION MARK ZOOMS INTO VIEW. THE END. PRODUCED BY AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL PICTURES
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@jonny@neuromatch.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

The question mark ending but it's just the question mark ending
#monsterdon #BestOfMonsterdon #EndingsOfMonsterdon #QuestionMarkEndingsOfMonsterdon #JustTheQuestionMarkEndingOfMonsterdon

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Background, stormy black and white ocean. a question mark zooms in. ?????/ THE END
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@jonny@neuromatch.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

@Taweret i was bunted over into https://tubitv.com/movies/536459/the-beach-girls-and-the-monster-original-uncut-schlock-classic by autoplay and it is immediately clear that this needs to be entered into the voting queue #monsterdon

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@jonny@neuromatch.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

"there, fire"
"where i'm pointing at, hurry up"

#monsterdon #BestOfMonsterdon #ThereFiresOfMonsterdon

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the good hypnotist doctor slinks on frame against a batch of 7 LAPD officers and yells at the commander to fire where he is pointing at. the captain initiall protests, but then just starts blasting. all the other LAPD officers start blasting too because why not fuck it. The captain again protests, but the hypnotist insists. "fire!" the captain shrugs and continues to fire at a flaming bed of beach debris
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@jonny@neuromatch.social  ·  activity timestamp 8 months ago

"in three minutes..."

#monsterdon #BestOfMonsterdon #TimedExplosionExpositionsOfMonsterdon

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The emperor guy, still between the plastic bag woman and prince, continues to monologue as the scenery flickers normal to green-tinted around him "In the space of three minutes... every molecule on this planet will be immobilized.... but after that, time will flow again, and everything will explode."
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@jonny@neuromatch.social  ·  activity timestamp 8 months ago

starcrash "i don't care" but it's just the i don't care

#monsterdon #BestOfMonsterdon #IDontCaresOfMonsterdon

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[she a space girl, in her leather studded vest. makeup all ornery like the 70's. lookin with the arched eyebrows, skeptical, she got a secret, and it's that you know what she say, she don't care]
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