@jonny@social.coop
I'm late but I need a good one tn please #monsterdon I pray you are not a Jules Verne movie
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YA GIRL ITS THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD OR SEEN THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT THAT IS THE PROBLEM, YOU ARE LEARNING! #monsterdon
holy shit did they just take great pains to slow-mo show us that the mummy means no harm and has just been trying to recollect its orbs. #MummyRedemptionArc #MummyIntegrationIntoModernSocietyArc #monsterdon
none! of the scientists! ever suspected! the extremely loud glowing jewelry! that suddenly started showing up around town with the mummy!!!!! narrative tension has peaked!!! #monsterdon
fashion is important everyone, if you don't pay attention to props and costumes then you might miss how some people are wandering around with crystals that behave unlike any known crystalline matter by continuously emitting the loudest most alien sound you have ever heard #monsterdon
mummy is just trying to go hooooooommmmeeeee lets goooooo #monsterdon
you see when mummies levitate to be peeping toms in order to return to their home planet, it is ok. however when split grain leather jacket guys do it, it temporarily causes an inconsequential girlfriend crying scene #monsterdon
the time mummy is well aware that across sociological time, conspicuously going only for the space orb and leaving the culture's women alone is how you get back to your home planet #monsterdon
whgo in the everloving fuck are these guys and why are they doing things that seem to be plotlike in the middle of my mummy returning home sequence #monsterdon
let's go mummy!!!!!!!!! get yourself home!!! yes!!!!!!! #monsterdon
his ass is fully charged!!!! initiate the mummy beam!!! #monsterdon
this whips so hard #monsterdon
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah YES HOLY SHIT WHO IS THIS GUY THAT GOT SHOT AND WHY #monsterdon
take him with you into space holy shit yes please yes please #monsterdon
WHy. DID. THAT. HAPPEN #monsterdon
Time Walker (1982): 4/5
an instant, nonsensical classic, hampered only by the preponderance of indistinguishable Guys #monsterdon #MonsterdonReviews
