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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 7 days ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #coding #programming #programminghumor #codinghumor #vibecoding #aicoding #aicodingtools #aicodegeneration #AIhumor #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Photo of what appears to be a shed sticking out of another identical shed.

Caption: Based on my experience in using AI to write code, this is how I feel it would work if it was used in construction — Photo of what appears to be a shed sticking out of another identical shed. Caption: Based on my experience in using AI to write code, this is how I feel it would work if it was used in construction

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 7 days ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #coding #programming #programminghumor #codinghumor #vibecoding #aicoding #aicodingtools #aicodegeneration #AIhumor #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Photo of what appears to be a shed sticking out of another identical shed.

Caption: Based on my experience in using AI to write code, this is how I feel it would work if it was used in construction — Photo of what appears to be a shed sticking out of another identical shed. Caption: Based on my experience in using AI to write code, this is how I feel it would work if it was used in construction

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · last week

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #retrospective #retro #piplanning #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

The devil showing a man two doors in Hell marked "Endless retros" and "Endless PI planning"

The devil says "What's it going to be?"

The man replies "I'm still thinking" — The devil showing a man two doors in Hell marked "Endless retros" and "Endless PI planning" The devil says "What's it going to be?" The man replies "I'm still thinking"

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · last week

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #retrospective #retro #piplanning #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

The devil showing a man two doors in Hell marked "Endless retros" and "Endless PI planning"

The devil says "What's it going to be?"

The man replies "I'm still thinking" — The devil showing a man two doors in Hell marked "Endless retros" and "Endless PI planning" The devil says "What's it going to be?" The man replies "I'm still thinking"

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 2 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #it #ticket #supportticket #oldLaptops #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

A hodge podge old looking car sits in front of a old small rural home.

Caption: What it feels like when I give IT my failing laptop and they give me back an even older one that I know was a unit that caused problems for one of my coworkers — A hodge podge old looking car sits in front of a old small rural home. Caption: What it feels like when I give IT my failing laptop and they give me back an even older one that I know was a unit that caused problems for one of my coworkers

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 3 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #release #releasepackage #releasemanagement #production #executives #leadership #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Cartoon of a mushroom titled Shit Take Mushroom. He says "Executives deserve all the credit for your release because they pushed you hard to make that deadline."

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 3 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #release #releasepackage #releasemanagement #production #executives #leadership #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Cartoon of a mushroom titled Shit Take Mushroom. He says "Executives deserve all the credit for your release because they pushed you hard to make that deadline."

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 3 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #leadership #management #executives #waterfall #waterscrumfail #dysfunctionalorganization #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Three panel comic

First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall.

Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum.

Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization". — Three panel comic First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall. Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum. Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization".

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 3 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #leadership #management #executives #waterfall #waterscrumfail #dysfunctionalorganization #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Three panel comic

First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall.

Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum.

Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization". — Three panel comic First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall. Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum. Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization".

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 3 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #backlogrefinement #refinement #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking.

Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable." — Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking. Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable."

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 3 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #backlogrefinement #refinement #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking.

Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable." — Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking. Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable."

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 4 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 4 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 6 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #techdebt #productionissue #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Photo of a brick house façade with a hole filled im by random protruding bricks.

Caption: It's just a bit of tech debt that we can address later. It's better to make our deadline than to delay and address an issue that no one will notice — Photo of a brick house façade with a hole filled im by random protruding bricks. Caption: It's just a bit of tech debt that we can address later. It's better to make our deadline than to delay and address an issue that no one will notice

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