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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

Bonus #DadJoke
“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

“Actually, it’s to whom.”

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#Grammar#Spelling#Homonyms#Captchas#Captcha#DadJokes#GrammarJokes#Internet

Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."
Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."
Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

Bonus #DadJoke
“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

“Actually, it’s to whom.”

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#Grammar#Spelling#Homonyms#Captchas#Captcha#DadJokes#GrammarJokes#Internet

Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."
Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."
Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."
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In #Flancia we'll meet
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@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #release #releasepackage #releasemanagement #production #executives #leadership #memes #Meme #Humor #humour
Cartoon of a mushroom titled Shit Take Mushroom. He says "Executives deserve all the credit for your release because they pushed you hard to make that deadline."
Cartoon of a mushroom titled Shit Take Mushroom. He says "Executives deserve all the credit for your release because they pushed you hard to make that deadline."
Cartoon of a mushroom titled Shit Take Mushroom. He says "Executives deserve all the credit for your release because they pushed you hard to make that deadline."
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@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #release #releasepackage #releasemanagement #production #executives #leadership #memes #Meme #Humor #humour
Cartoon of a mushroom titled Shit Take Mushroom. He says "Executives deserve all the credit for your release because they pushed you hard to make that deadline."
Cartoon of a mushroom titled Shit Take Mushroom. He says "Executives deserve all the credit for your release because they pushed you hard to make that deadline."
Cartoon of a mushroom titled Shit Take Mushroom. He says "Executives deserve all the credit for your release because they pushed you hard to make that deadline."
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@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #leadership #management #executives #waterfall #waterscrumfail #dysfunctionalorganization #Meme #memes #Humor #humour
Three panel comic First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall. Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum. Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization".
Three panel comic First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall. Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum. Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization".
Three panel comic First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall. Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum. Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization".
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@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #leadership #management #executives #waterfall #waterscrumfail #dysfunctionalorganization #Meme #memes #Humor #humour
Three panel comic First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall. Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum. Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization".
Three panel comic First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall. Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum. Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization".
Three panel comic First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall. Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum. Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization".
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@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #backlogrefinement #refinement #memes #Meme #Humor #humour
Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking. Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable."
Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking. Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable."
Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking. Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable."
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@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #backlogrefinement #refinement #memes #Meme #Humor #humour
Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking. Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable."
Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking. Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable."
Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking. Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable."
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@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
#scrum #scrumteam#ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies#ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
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Michael Magras
@michaelmagras@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp last month

Very nice. This cartoon is from the Financial Times. #Humor #Humour #Cartoon#TomLehrer

A black-and-white cartoon in honor of Tom Lehrer. A tombstone in an outdoor cemetery reads "Tom Lehrer 1928-2025". Three pigeons surround it. One of them is dead. A tribute to the brilliant composer of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park."
A black-and-white cartoon in honor of Tom Lehrer. A tombstone in an outdoor cemetery reads "Tom Lehrer 1928-2025". Three pigeons surround it. One of them is dead. A tribute to the brilliant composer of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park."
A black-and-white cartoon in honor of Tom Lehrer. A tombstone in an outdoor cemetery reads "Tom Lehrer 1928-2025". Three pigeons surround it. One of them is dead. A tribute to the brilliant composer of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park."
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Michael Magras
@michaelmagras@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp last month

Very nice. This cartoon is from the Financial Times. #Humor #Humour #Cartoon#TomLehrer

A black-and-white cartoon in honor of Tom Lehrer. A tombstone in an outdoor cemetery reads "Tom Lehrer 1928-2025". Three pigeons surround it. One of them is dead. A tribute to the brilliant composer of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park."
A black-and-white cartoon in honor of Tom Lehrer. A tombstone in an outdoor cemetery reads "Tom Lehrer 1928-2025". Three pigeons surround it. One of them is dead. A tribute to the brilliant composer of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park."
A black-and-white cartoon in honor of Tom Lehrer. A tombstone in an outdoor cemetery reads "Tom Lehrer 1928-2025". Three pigeons surround it. One of them is dead. A tribute to the brilliant composer of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park."
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KealaKay
@Alleman@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Weekend. Ocean. Beach. Dog. Bliss.
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor#Weekend

Close up of a white longhaired dog with his nose in focus who's laying on the beach. The dog's nose is covered in sand. Behind is a long stretch of the ocean and the white clouds above.
Close up of a white longhaired dog with his nose in focus who's laying on the beach. The dog's nose is covered in sand. Behind is a long stretch of the ocean and the white clouds above.
Close up of a white longhaired dog with his nose in focus who's laying on the beach. The dog's nose is covered in sand. Behind is a long stretch of the ocean and the white clouds above.
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KealaKay
@Alleman@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Weekend. Ocean. Beach. Dog. Bliss.
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor#Weekend

Close up of a white longhaired dog with his nose in focus who's laying on the beach. The dog's nose is covered in sand. Behind is a long stretch of the ocean and the white clouds above.
Close up of a white longhaired dog with his nose in focus who's laying on the beach. The dog's nose is covered in sand. Behind is a long stretch of the ocean and the white clouds above.
Close up of a white longhaired dog with his nose in focus who's laying on the beach. The dog's nose is covered in sand. Behind is a long stretch of the ocean and the white clouds above.
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@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
#scrum #scrumteam#ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies#ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
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Catherine Schmidt
@lillyfinch@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #catstodon #CatsOMastodon #catsoffediverse #alt#caturday#humor
My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along. Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.
My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along. Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.
My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along. Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.
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Catherine Schmidt
@lillyfinch@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #catstodon #CatsOMastodon #catsoffediverse #alt#caturday#humor
My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along. Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.
My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along. Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.
My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along. Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Bonus #Joke :
My daughter once yelled at me in German.
I yelled back in Klingon.
She was confused.
I was terrified.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#Cursive#Parenting#GenZ#GenX#Boomers#TeachingCursive#CursiveWriting#Writing#Klingon#KlingonLanguage

Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Bonus #Joke :
My daughter once yelled at me in German.
I yelled back in Klingon.
She was confused.
I was terrified.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#Cursive#Parenting#GenZ#GenX#Boomers#TeachingCursive#CursiveWriting#Writing#Klingon#KlingonLanguage

Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

One more #DadJoke in honor of #FathersDay this Sunday...

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#DadJokes#HappyFathersDay#DadsDay#StarTrek#StarTrekTheNextGeneration#TNG#StarTrekTNG#PunctuationMatters

The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
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