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KealaKay
@Alleman@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

Weekend. Ocean. Beach. Dog. Bliss.
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor#Weekend

Close up of a white longhaired dog with his nose in focus who's laying on the beach. The dog's nose is covered in sand. Behind is a long stretch of the ocean and the white clouds above.
Close up of a white longhaired dog with his nose in focus who's laying on the beach. The dog's nose is covered in sand. Behind is a long stretch of the ocean and the white clouds above.
Close up of a white longhaired dog with his nose in focus who's laying on the beach. The dog's nose is covered in sand. Behind is a long stretch of the ocean and the white clouds above.
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Catherine Schmidt
@lillyfinch@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #catstodon #CatsOMastodon #catsoffediverse #alt#caturday#humor
My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along.

Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room.  Vet has a surgical cap and mask on.  Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.
My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along. Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.
My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along. Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.
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jaz :twt: :wales_flag:
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

Bonus #Joke :
My daughter once yelled at me in German.
I yelled back in Klingon.
She was confused.
I was terrified.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#Cursive#Parenting#GenZ#GenX#Boomers#TeachingCursive#CursiveWriting#Writing#Klingon#KlingonLanguage

Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. 

Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'."

One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?"

The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K."

[Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp last month

One more #DadJoke in honor of #FathersDay this Sunday...

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#DadJokes#HappyFathersDay#DadsDay#StarTrek#StarTrekTheNextGeneration#TNG#StarTrekTNG#PunctuationMatters

The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. 

Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?"

Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?"

Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally."

Riker then facepalms.
The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
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