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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor
@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago
#scrum #scrumteam#ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies#ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
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Michael Magras
@michaelmagras@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

Very nice. This cartoon is from the Financial Times. #Humor #Humour #Cartoon#TomLehrer

A black-and-white cartoon in honor of Tom Lehrer. A tombstone in an outdoor cemetery reads "Tom Lehrer 1928-2025". Three pigeons surround it. One of them is dead. A tribute to the brilliant composer of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park."
A black-and-white cartoon in honor of Tom Lehrer. A tombstone in an outdoor cemetery reads "Tom Lehrer 1928-2025". Three pigeons surround it. One of them is dead. A tribute to the brilliant composer of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park."
A black-and-white cartoon in honor of Tom Lehrer. A tombstone in an outdoor cemetery reads "Tom Lehrer 1928-2025". Three pigeons surround it. One of them is dead. A tribute to the brilliant composer of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park."
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Michael Magras
@michaelmagras@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

Very nice. This cartoon is from the Financial Times. #Humor #Humour #Cartoon#TomLehrer

A black-and-white cartoon in honor of Tom Lehrer. A tombstone in an outdoor cemetery reads "Tom Lehrer 1928-2025". Three pigeons surround it. One of them is dead. A tribute to the brilliant composer of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park."
A black-and-white cartoon in honor of Tom Lehrer. A tombstone in an outdoor cemetery reads "Tom Lehrer 1928-2025". Three pigeons surround it. One of them is dead. A tribute to the brilliant composer of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park."
A black-and-white cartoon in honor of Tom Lehrer. A tombstone in an outdoor cemetery reads "Tom Lehrer 1928-2025". Three pigeons surround it. One of them is dead. A tribute to the brilliant composer of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park."
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KealaKay
@Alleman@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

Weekend. Ocean. Beach. Dog. Bliss.
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor#Weekend

Close up of a white longhaired dog with his nose in focus who's laying on the beach. The dog's nose is covered in sand. Behind is a long stretch of the ocean and the white clouds above.
Close up of a white longhaired dog with his nose in focus who's laying on the beach. The dog's nose is covered in sand. Behind is a long stretch of the ocean and the white clouds above.
Close up of a white longhaired dog with his nose in focus who's laying on the beach. The dog's nose is covered in sand. Behind is a long stretch of the ocean and the white clouds above.
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KealaKay
@Alleman@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

Weekend. Ocean. Beach. Dog. Bliss.
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor#Weekend

Close up of a white longhaired dog with his nose in focus who's laying on the beach. The dog's nose is covered in sand. Behind is a long stretch of the ocean and the white clouds above.
Close up of a white longhaired dog with his nose in focus who's laying on the beach. The dog's nose is covered in sand. Behind is a long stretch of the ocean and the white clouds above.
Close up of a white longhaired dog with his nose in focus who's laying on the beach. The dog's nose is covered in sand. Behind is a long stretch of the ocean and the white clouds above.
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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor
@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago
#scrum #scrumteam#ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies#ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
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Catherine Schmidt
@lillyfinch@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp last month
#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #catstodon #CatsOMastodon #catsoffediverse #alt#caturday#humor
My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along. Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.
My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along. Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.
My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along. Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.
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Catherine Schmidt
@lillyfinch@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp last month
#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #catstodon #CatsOMastodon #catsoffediverse #alt#caturday#humor
My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along. Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.
My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along. Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.
My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along. Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Bonus #Joke :
My daughter once yelled at me in German.
I yelled back in Klingon.
She was confused.
I was terrified.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#Cursive#Parenting#GenZ#GenX#Boomers#TeachingCursive#CursiveWriting#Writing#Klingon#KlingonLanguage

Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Bonus #Joke :
My daughter once yelled at me in German.
I yelled back in Klingon.
She was confused.
I was terrified.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#Cursive#Parenting#GenZ#GenX#Boomers#TeachingCursive#CursiveWriting#Writing#Klingon#KlingonLanguage

Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

One more #DadJoke in honor of #FathersDay this Sunday...

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#DadJokes#HappyFathersDay#DadsDay#StarTrek#StarTrekTheNextGeneration#TNG#StarTrekTNG#PunctuationMatters

The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

One more #DadJoke in honor of #FathersDay this Sunday...

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#DadJokes#HappyFathersDay#DadsDay#StarTrek#StarTrekTheNextGeneration#TNG#StarTrekTNG#PunctuationMatters

The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
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