Catherine Schmidt
@lillyfinch@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
Borowitz Report 11/11/24 SATIRE TRUMP REFUSES TO PARDON TURKEY AFTERIT FAILS TO BRIBE HIM (SATIRE) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking with a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition, on Monday Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after it failed to offer him an appropriate bribe. “That turkey could have invested in Eric and Don Jr.'s crypto scams or given me a gold-plated 747, but it chose not to,” he said. “That turkey is a terrible person.” Trump emphasized “the many great things | have done for turkeys,” including “making the price of them go up forty percent.”
Borowitz Report 11/11/24 SATIRE TRUMP REFUSES TO PARDON TURKEY AFTERIT FAILS TO BRIBE HIM (SATIRE) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking with a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition, on Monday Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after it failed to offer him an appropriate bribe. “That turkey could have invested in Eric and Don Jr.'s crypto scams or given me a gold-plated 747, but it chose not to,” he said. “That turkey is a terrible person.” Trump emphasized “the many great things | have done for turkeys,” including “making the price of them go up forty percent.”
Borowitz Report 11/11/24 SATIRE TRUMP REFUSES TO PARDON TURKEY AFTERIT FAILS TO BRIBE HIM (SATIRE) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking with a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition, on Monday Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after it failed to offer him an appropriate bribe. “That turkey could have invested in Eric and Don Jr.'s crypto scams or given me a gold-plated 747, but it chose not to,” he said. “That turkey is a terrible person.” Trump emphasized “the many great things | have done for turkeys,” including “making the price of them go up forty percent.”
Catherine Schmidt
@lillyfinch@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago
Borowitz Report 11/11/24 SATIRE TRUMP REFUSES TO PARDON TURKEY AFTERIT FAILS TO BRIBE HIM (SATIRE) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking with a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition, on Monday Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after it failed to offer him an appropriate bribe. “That turkey could have invested in Eric and Don Jr.'s crypto scams or given me a gold-plated 747, but it chose not to,” he said. “That turkey is a terrible person.” Trump emphasized “the many great things | have done for turkeys,” including “making the price of them go up forty percent.”
Borowitz Report 11/11/24 SATIRE TRUMP REFUSES TO PARDON TURKEY AFTERIT FAILS TO BRIBE HIM (SATIRE) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking with a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition, on Monday Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after it failed to offer him an appropriate bribe. “That turkey could have invested in Eric and Don Jr.'s crypto scams or given me a gold-plated 747, but it chose not to,” he said. “That turkey is a terrible person.” Trump emphasized “the many great things | have done for turkeys,” including “making the price of them go up forty percent.”
Borowitz Report 11/11/24 SATIRE TRUMP REFUSES TO PARDON TURKEY AFTERIT FAILS TO BRIBE HIM (SATIRE) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking with a longstanding Thanksgiving tradition, on Monday Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after it failed to offer him an appropriate bribe. “That turkey could have invested in Eric and Don Jr.'s crypto scams or given me a gold-plated 747, but it chose not to,” he said. “That turkey is a terrible person.” Trump emphasized “the many great things | have done for turkeys,” including “making the price of them go up forty percent.”
Starry Time Podcast
@starrytimepod@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago
Starry Time Podcast
@starrytimepod@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago
Greg Lloyd
@Roundtrip@federate.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago
Color advertising photo of a Calamityware monster invasion themed porcelain created in a humorous version of a blue on white Chinese export porcelain scene. The plate shows a stylized giant robot walking toward a temple in a traditional Chinese porcelain style landscape. The plate sits on a blue on white cloth placemat near a covered porcelain serving dish, coffee cup, and cloth napkins decorated in the same style
Color advertising photo of a Calamityware monster invasion themed porcelain created in a humorous version of a blue on white Chinese export porcelain scene. The plate shows a stylized giant robot walking toward a temple in a traditional Chinese porcelain style landscape. The plate sits on a blue on white cloth placemat near a covered porcelain serving dish, coffee cup, and cloth napkins decorated in the same style
Color advertising photo of a Calamityware monster invasion themed porcelain created in a humorous version of a blue on white Chinese export porcelain scene. The plate shows a stylized giant robot walking toward a temple in a traditional Chinese porcelain style landscape. The plate sits on a blue on white cloth placemat near a covered porcelain serving dish, coffee cup, and cloth napkins decorated in the same style
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