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Catherine Schmidt

#Humor #people #woods #alt

The older I get the more I
understand why people live
in the woods and talk to
squirrels.

A rugged older man stoking in a fall woods with a cup of coffee. In a heavy jacket smiling at a squirrel. — The older I get the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels. A rugged older man stoking in a fall woods with a cup of coffee. In a heavy jacket smiling at a squirrel.

Ambraven :verifinking: and 3 others boosted

Catherine Schmidt

@lillyfinch@mstdn.social · 4 days ago

#Humor #Billionaires #Taxes #Seriously #alt

IF WE WANTED T0 BOLDLY SEND
BILLIONAIRES WHERE .
NO BILLIONAIRES HAVE - .
BEEN BEFORE.WE ~~.
| COULD HAVE JUST
"SENT THEM TO
THE TAX OFFICE

MEME OF A BEZO’S ROCKET — IF WE WANTED T0 BOLDLY SEND BILLIONAIRES WHERE . NO BILLIONAIRES HAVE - . BEEN BEFORE.WE ~~. | COULD HAVE JUST "SENT THEM TO THE TAX OFFICE MEME OF A BEZO’S ROCKET

Catherine Schmidt

@lillyfinch@mstdn.social · 2 days ago

#Humor #people #woods #alt

Catherine Schmidt

@lillyfinch@mstdn.social · 4 days ago

#Humor #Billionaires #Taxes #Seriously #alt

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Grickle

@grickle@mstdn.social · 6 days ago

Keep on sailing. #grickledoodle #vikings #clown #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a ship of vikings looking worriedly at a clown with a balloon standing on the shore of an island. Caption reads "The vikings decided they would skip this particular island on their voyage."

Grickle

@grickle@mstdn.social · 6 days ago

Keep on sailing. #grickledoodle #vikings #clown #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Tim Chambers boosted

KealaKay

@Alleman@mastodon.world · 2 weeks ago

I never run again
#Humor

See What Happens To Your Body If You Run 5 Minutes

Drawing of three human figures running in sequence, changing from muscular body to the final one as skeleton.

Text above the picture:
"damn that's scary. stay safe everybody" — See What Happens To Your Body If You Run 5 Minutes Drawing of three human figures running in sequence, changing from muscular body to the final one as skeleton. Text above the picture: "damn that's scary. stay safe everybody"

KealaKay

@Alleman@mastodon.world · 2 weeks ago

I never run again
#Humor

Dane 🇮🇪 ☮️🕉️⚛️☸️ boosted

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 2 weeks ago

Has your human ever farted and blamed you for stinking up the room? You may be entitled to compensation.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Lawyers #LegalAds #FunnyAdvertisements

A mock advertisement with a photo of a dog wearing glasses and a business suit. Ad text reads:

Did your human break a treat in half and try to pass it off as a whole treat?

You may be entitled to compensation.

FIDO BONA ESQ Pawfirm Owner

Our attorneys have seven times the experience chasing down treats owed.

Paw us today to schedule a consultation

HOUND, WOLFE & CHASE
Attorneys at Paw — A mock advertisement with a photo of a dog wearing glasses and a business suit. Ad text reads: Did your human break a treat in half and try to pass it off as a whole treat? You may be entitled to compensation. FIDO BONA ESQ Pawfirm Owner Our attorneys have seven times the experience chasing down treats owed. Paw us today to schedule a consultation HOUND, WOLFE & CHASE Attorneys at Paw

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 2 weeks ago

Has your human ever farted and blamed you for stinking up the room? You may be entitled to compensation.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Lawyers #LegalAds #FunnyAdvertisements

KealaKay

@Alleman@mastodon.world · 3 weeks ago

Big bro, the defender
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor

Shorthaired adult Saint Bernards stands on the deck while a small puppy of the same breed is hiding under his big body. The head of the pup is showing between the large dog's front legs.

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3 weeks ago

Bonus #DadJoke
“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

“Actually, it’s to whom.”

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Grammar #Spelling #Homonyms #Captchas #Captcha #DadJokes #GrammarJokes #Internet

Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below."

Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten."

Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again." — Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3 weeks ago

Bonus #DadJoke
“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

“Actually, it’s to whom.”

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Grammar #Spelling #Homonyms #Captchas #Captcha #DadJokes #GrammarJokes #Internet

In #Flancia we'll meet boosted

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · last month

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #release #releasepackage #releasemanagement #production #executives #leadership #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Cartoon of a mushroom titled Shit Take Mushroom. He says "Executives deserve all the credit for your release because they pushed you hard to make that deadline."

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · last month

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #release #releasepackage #releasemanagement #production #executives #leadership #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Joachim boosted

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · last month

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #leadership #management #executives #waterfall #waterscrumfail #dysfunctionalorganization #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Three panel comic

First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall.

Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum.

Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization". — Three panel comic First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall. Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum. Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization".