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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp last week

Bonus #Joke :
My daughter once yelled at me in German.
I yelled back in Klingon.
She was confused.
I was terrified.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#Cursive#Parenting#GenZ#GenX#Boomers#TeachingCursive#CursiveWriting#Writing#Klingon#KlingonLanguage

Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. 

Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'."

One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?"

The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K."

[Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
Comic with a woman sitting in a recliner. In front of her, two pre-teen children are staring at their cell phones. Mom's speech balloon is in cursive. She is saying, "When I was your age, I had to write in a style called 'cursive'." One child texts to the other, "W-T-H is Mom saying?" The other child replies in texting abbreviation with "I-D-K." [Credit: 18 Feb 2013 "Speed Bump" comic by Dave Coverly]
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

One more #DadJoke in honor of #FathersDay this Sunday...

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor#Humour#FunnyMeme#DadJokes#HappyFathersDay#DadsDay#StarTrek#StarTrekTheNextGeneration#TNG#StarTrekTNG#PunctuationMatters

The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. 

Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?"

Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?"

Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally."

Riker then facepalms.
The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
The classic two-panel Picard/Riker facepalm meme with a bad pun/dad joke. Picard: "Number One, do you know the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?" Riker: "No Captain. What's the difference?" Picard: "A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally." Riker then facepalms.
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