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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · last week

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #it #ticket #supportticket #oldLaptops #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

A hodge podge old looking car sits in front of a old small rural home.

Caption: What it feels like when I give IT my failing laptop and they give me back an even older one that I know was a unit that caused problems for one of my coworkers — A hodge podge old looking car sits in front of a old small rural home. Caption: What it feels like when I give IT my failing laptop and they give me back an even older one that I know was a unit that caused problems for one of my coworkers

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@lillyfinch@mstdn.social · 3 weeks ago

#Antifa #Nazis #Trump #Fascism #Arrests #Meme Alt

Political Meme

POLICE IN AMERICA HAVE ARRESTED AN
ARCHAEOLOGY PROFESSOR AFTER IMAGES
ONLINE PROVE HE'S AN ANTIFA OPERATIVE

Two photos from Raiders of the Lost Ark
First - Indiana Jones hands in the air as he is under arrest by Nazis
Second frame - Indy punching a Nazi in the face — Political Meme POLICE IN AMERICA HAVE ARRESTED AN ARCHAEOLOGY PROFESSOR AFTER IMAGES ONLINE PROVE HE'S AN ANTIFA OPERATIVE Two photos from Raiders of the Lost Ark First - Indiana Jones hands in the air as he is under arrest by Nazis Second frame - Indy punching a Nazi in the face

Catherine Schmidt

@lillyfinch@mstdn.social · 3 weeks ago

#Antifa #Nazis #Trump #Fascism #Arrests #Meme Alt

Political Meme

POLICE IN AMERICA HAVE ARRESTED AN
ARCHAEOLOGY PROFESSOR AFTER IMAGES
ONLINE PROVE HE'S AN ANTIFA OPERATIVE

Two photos from Raiders of the Lost Ark
First - Indiana Jones hands in the air as he is under arrest by Nazis
Second frame - Indy punching a Nazi in the face — Political Meme POLICE IN AMERICA HAVE ARRESTED AN ARCHAEOLOGY PROFESSOR AFTER IMAGES ONLINE PROVE HE'S AN ANTIFA OPERATIVE Two photos from Raiders of the Lost Ark First - Indiana Jones hands in the air as he is under arrest by Nazis Second frame - Indy punching a Nazi in the face

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 2 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #release #releasepackage #releasemanagement #production #executives #leadership #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Cartoon of a mushroom titled Shit Take Mushroom. He says "Executives deserve all the credit for your release because they pushed you hard to make that deadline."

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 2 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #release #releasepackage #releasemanagement #production #executives #leadership #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Cartoon of a mushroom titled Shit Take Mushroom. He says "Executives deserve all the credit for your release because they pushed you hard to make that deadline."

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 2 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #leadership #management #executives #waterfall #waterscrumfail #dysfunctionalorganization #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Three panel comic

First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall.

Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum.

Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization". — Three panel comic First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall. Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum. Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization".

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 2 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #leadership #management #executives #waterfall #waterscrumfail #dysfunctionalorganization #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Three panel comic

First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall.

Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum.

Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization". — Three panel comic First panel: person in cart ordering three people pulling the cart to move forward. Title is Waterfall. Second panel: four people pulling an empty cart. The person in front is ordering everyone forward. Title is Scrum. Third panel: Three people are arranged in different directions with the cart upside down and supported on their shoulder. The fourth person is upside down in the cart and is pointing backwards. Title is "My Organization".

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 2 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #backlogrefinement #refinement #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking.

Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable." — Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking. Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable."

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 2 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #backlogrefinement #refinement #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking.

Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable." — Charlie Brown and Linus sitting against a tree, drinking. Charlie says "You're right. Day drinking really does make backlog refinement more enjoyable."

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 3 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 3 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.

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Yes, But ⁉️

@YesBut@mstdn.social · 3 months ago

#Music #WorldTour #World #Concert #Concerts

#YesBut #Comic #Comics #Meme #Memes

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Yes, But ⁉️

@YesBut@mstdn.social · 3 months ago

#Music #WorldTour #World #Concert #Concerts

#YesBut #Comic #Comics #Meme #Memes

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@Artemis201@mstdn.social · 4 months ago

#memes #meme #startrek #ds9 #funny

2 screenshots from Star Trek ds9 of Kira and Dax in a shuttle.
Dax: I like to tell dad jokes
Kira: does he laugh?
Next panel, Dax Looks over
Dax: what...?
Kira gets up to leave: go home, amateur — 2 screenshots from Star Trek ds9 of Kira and Dax in a shuttle. Dax: I like to tell dad jokes Kira: does he laugh? Next panel, Dax Looks over Dax: what...? Kira gets up to leave: go home, amateur

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Jesus CatBoi :neocat_amogus:

@peakfriktion@mstdn.social · 5 months ago

Who cares about the main game anyways??

#cats #meme #Funny #CatsOfMastodon #Gaming #Games #game

A screenshot of a photo with a caption. The photo shows an orange cat sitting on a sidewalk in a bright ray of light while the rest of the street is in the shadow. The caption says: If video games have taught me anything, this cat has a side quest for me.

Jesus CatBoi :neocat_amogus:

@peakfriktion@mstdn.social · 5 months ago

Who cares about the main game anyways??

#cats #meme #Funny #CatsOfMastodon #Gaming #Games #game

A screenshot of a photo with a caption. The photo shows an orange cat sitting on a sidewalk in a bright ray of light while the rest of the street is in the shadow. The caption says: If video games have taught me anything, this cat has a side quest for me.

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