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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
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steve mookie kong
@mookie@racingbunny.com  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

A real mystery.

#scrum #kanban #sprint

A picture of a pyramid being built with lots of people walking around. Words read:

HOW, TF. DID THEY BUILD THIS WITHOUT SCRUM MASTERS, KANBAN BOARDS, STORY POINTING, AND SPRINT PLANNING
A picture of a pyramid being built with lots of people walking around. Words read: HOW, TF. DID THEY BUILD THIS WITHOUT SCRUM MASTERS, KANBAN BOARDS, STORY POINTING, AND SPRINT PLANNING
A picture of a pyramid being built with lots of people walking around. Words read: HOW, TF. DID THEY BUILD THIS WITHOUT SCRUM MASTERS, KANBAN BOARDS, STORY POINTING, AND SPRINT PLANNING
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steve mookie kong
@mookie@racingbunny.com  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

A real mystery.

#scrum #kanban #sprint

A picture of a pyramid being built with lots of people walking around. Words read:

HOW, TF. DID THEY BUILD THIS WITHOUT SCRUM MASTERS, KANBAN BOARDS, STORY POINTING, AND SPRINT PLANNING
A picture of a pyramid being built with lots of people walking around. Words read: HOW, TF. DID THEY BUILD THIS WITHOUT SCRUM MASTERS, KANBAN BOARDS, STORY POINTING, AND SPRINT PLANNING
A picture of a pyramid being built with lots of people walking around. Words read: HOW, TF. DID THEY BUILD THIS WITHOUT SCRUM MASTERS, KANBAN BOARDS, STORY POINTING, AND SPRINT PLANNING
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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor
@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago
#scrum #scrumteam#ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies#ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor
@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago
#scrum #scrumteam#ScaledAgileFramework #safe #agilemethodology #agilemethodologies#ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
List of planets. All have zero deaths except for earth which hwe over 120 billion. None have scaled Agile Framework except for earth.
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Tom
@Tallish_Tom@mastodon.scot  ·  activity timestamp last month

The current state of Scrum

#agile #scrum

A time line going left to right with a sequence of sprint labels and boxes outlining activities
Sprint-O
Team Onboarding
Review Stories
Review UX Designs
Assign Stories to Sprints
Setup Dev Environments and CI
Sprint-1
Develop & Test Stories
Sprint-2
Develop & Test Stories
Sprint-3
Develop & Test Stories
Sprint-4
Develop & Test Stories
Start Handover to QA
Sprint-5
Code Complete
Integration
Testing 
NFT
Defect Remediation
Sprint-6
Customer UAT
Stakeholder Signoff
Production
A time line going left to right with a sequence of sprint labels and boxes outlining activities Sprint-O Team Onboarding Review Stories Review UX Designs Assign Stories to Sprints Setup Dev Environments and CI Sprint-1 Develop & Test Stories Sprint-2 Develop & Test Stories Sprint-3 Develop & Test Stories Sprint-4 Develop & Test Stories Start Handover to QA Sprint-5 Code Complete Integration Testing NFT Defect Remediation Sprint-6 Customer UAT Stakeholder Signoff Production
A time line going left to right with a sequence of sprint labels and boxes outlining activities Sprint-O Team Onboarding Review Stories Review UX Designs Assign Stories to Sprints Setup Dev Environments and CI Sprint-1 Develop & Test Stories Sprint-2 Develop & Test Stories Sprint-3 Develop & Test Stories Sprint-4 Develop & Test Stories Start Handover to QA Sprint-5 Code Complete Integration Testing NFT Defect Remediation Sprint-6 Customer UAT Stakeholder Signoff Production
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