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Pavel A. Samsonov

@PavelASamsonov@mastodon.social · last week

#agile #scrum #tech #softwaredevelopment #meme #funny

A library. A poster calls out "enter a new world, read a book". Children pull down a book marked "Scrum" from the library shelf, and get pulled into Snake Hell.

Pavel A. Samsonov

@PavelASamsonov@mastodon.social · last week

#agile #scrum #tech #softwaredevelopment #meme #funny

A library. A poster calls out "enter a new world, read a book". Children pull down a book marked "Scrum" from the library shelf, and get pulled into Snake Hell.

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 3 weeks ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #january #january2026 #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Picture of a woman talking to a man who looks like he doesn't want to hear what she is saying.

Caption: It's January 2nd, the holidays are over, and your scrum master actually wants to circle back to the things you said you would handle in January. — Picture of a woman talking to a man who looks like he doesn't want to hear what she is saying. Caption: It's January 2nd, the holidays are over, and your scrum master actually wants to circle back to the things you said you would handle in January.

Dave V. ND9JR and 1 other boosted

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 2 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #coding #programming #programminghumor #codinghumor #vibecoding #aicoding #aicodingtools #aicodegeneration #AIhumor #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Photo of what appears to be a shed sticking out of another identical shed.

Caption: Based on my experience in using AI to write code, this is how I feel it would work if it was used in construction — Photo of what appears to be a shed sticking out of another identical shed. Caption: Based on my experience in using AI to write code, this is how I feel it would work if it was used in construction

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 2 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #coding #programming #programminghumor #codinghumor #vibecoding #aicoding #aicodingtools #aicodegeneration #AIhumor #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Photo of what appears to be a shed sticking out of another identical shed.

Caption: Based on my experience in using AI to write code, this is how I feel it would work if it was used in construction — Photo of what appears to be a shed sticking out of another identical shed. Caption: Based on my experience in using AI to write code, this is how I feel it would work if it was used in construction

ajuvo ✔ and 1 other boosted

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 2 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #retrospective #retro #piplanning #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

The devil showing a man two doors in Hell marked "Endless retros" and "Endless PI planning"

The devil says "What's it going to be?"

The man replies "I'm still thinking" — The devil showing a man two doors in Hell marked "Endless retros" and "Endless PI planning" The devil says "What's it going to be?" The man replies "I'm still thinking"

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 2 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #retrospective #retro #piplanning #ScaledAgileFramework #safe #ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

The devil showing a man two doors in Hell marked "Endless retros" and "Endless PI planning"

The devil says "What's it going to be?"

The man replies "I'm still thinking" — The devil showing a man two doors in Hell marked "Endless retros" and "Endless PI planning" The devil says "What's it going to be?" The man replies "I'm still thinking"

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor

@FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 4 months ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #it #ticket #supportticket #oldLaptops #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

A hodge podge old looking car sits in front of a old small rural home.

Caption: What it feels like when I give IT my failing laptop and they give me back an even older one that I know was a unit that caused problems for one of my coworkers — A hodge podge old looking car sits in front of a old small rural home. Caption: What it feels like when I give IT my failing laptop and they give me back an even older one that I know was a unit that caused problems for one of my coworkers

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Major Hayden 🤠

@major@tootloop.com · 5 months ago

I have yet to work on a team where #scrum actually works.

I've watched burndown charts go up and to the right as intervening requests piled in.
I've watched engineers argue longer about the ticket estimate than they actually spent working on the ticket.
I've watched people game the system repeatedly to make the metrics look good.
I've seen metrics look awful for months at a time and the execs don't care (even though execs mandated scrum).

Does this ever work?

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