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Bjørnar (he/him) and 3 others boosted
KC-DOZ
@KCDOZ@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Don't Fall For It This Winter!

#Xmas #Funny #Bondage

A dominatrix asks a client if they're a naughty boy. Client says, "Yes." Dominatrix pulls off her mask to reveal that she's Santa Claus and says, "I fucking thought so!"  Illustration by Bummer Party Comics and MyGumsAreBleeding
A dominatrix asks a client if they're a naughty boy. Client says, "Yes." Dominatrix pulls off her mask to reveal that she's Santa Claus and says, "I fucking thought so!" Illustration by Bummer Party Comics and MyGumsAreBleeding
A dominatrix asks a client if they're a naughty boy. Client says, "Yes." Dominatrix pulls off her mask to reveal that she's Santa Claus and says, "I fucking thought so!" Illustration by Bummer Party Comics and MyGumsAreBleeding
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Arapalla
@Arapalla@aus.social  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

Time for some humour on Saturday night.

An oldy but a goody.

Party on Wayne.

#Meme #Funny

A chalkboard sign titled Radiobread.
It has four sections that read

I'm a Crepe
I'm a Weirdough
What am I doughing here?
I donut belong here
A chalkboard sign titled Radiobread. It has four sections that read I'm a Crepe I'm a Weirdough What am I doughing here? I donut belong here
A chalkboard sign titled Radiobread. It has four sections that read I'm a Crepe I'm a Weirdough What am I doughing here? I donut belong here
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Anke boosted
Chronic Illness Humor Funny
@ChronicIllnessHumor@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

#funny #haha #humor #memes #chores #errands #tasks #executivedysfunction #adhd #adhdmemes #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor

@baddanadanabad - i have never wanted a "partner in have always just wanted a "partner in errands" -just come to CVS w me, we don't have to rob it
@baddanadanabad - i have never wanted a "partner in have always just wanted a "partner in errands" -just come to CVS w me, we don't have to rob it
@baddanadanabad - i have never wanted a "partner in have always just wanted a "partner in errands" -just come to CVS w me, we don't have to rob it
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Joy
@joyousjoyness@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

MLEM!

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #cat #mlem #cute #joyousjoyness #funny #repost

Close up photo of a tuxedo cat licking the camera with a fish eye lens.
Close up photo of a tuxedo cat licking the camera with a fish eye lens.
Close up photo of a tuxedo cat licking the camera with a fish eye lens.
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Arapalla
@Arapalla@aus.social  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

Time for some humour on Saturday night.

An oldy but a goody.

Party on Wayne.

#Meme #Funny

A chalkboard sign titled Radiobread.
It has four sections that read

I'm a Crepe
I'm a Weirdough
What am I doughing here?
I donut belong here
A chalkboard sign titled Radiobread. It has four sections that read I'm a Crepe I'm a Weirdough What am I doughing here? I donut belong here
A chalkboard sign titled Radiobread. It has four sections that read I'm a Crepe I'm a Weirdough What am I doughing here? I donut belong here
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Jason Stiff
@JasonStiff@sfba.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

Now that the snow has returned, it's time for more dog vs. duck snow wrestling! Fur and feathers will fly!

#dog #dogs #duck #ducks #snow #wrestling #funny #cute #timeline #timelinecleanse

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Chronic Illness Humor Funny
@ChronicIllnessHumor@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

#funny #haha #humor #memes #chores #errands #tasks #executivedysfunction #adhd #adhdmemes #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor

@baddanadanabad - i have never wanted a "partner in have always just wanted a "partner in errands" -just come to CVS w me, we don't have to rob it
@baddanadanabad - i have never wanted a "partner in have always just wanted a "partner in errands" -just come to CVS w me, we don't have to rob it
@baddanadanabad - i have never wanted a "partner in have always just wanted a "partner in errands" -just come to CVS w me, we don't have to rob it
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Joy
@joyousjoyness@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

MLEM!

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #cat #mlem #cute #joyousjoyness #funny #repost

Close up photo of a tuxedo cat licking the camera with a fish eye lens.
Close up photo of a tuxedo cat licking the camera with a fish eye lens.
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Mre. Dartigen [maker mode] boosted
Federation Bot
@Federation_Bot  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Anyone else remember a funny horror video of a creepy house with eyes & a mouth (I think it was in Spanish or maybe Portuguese) that kept saying "can I chew your teeth and drink the marrow from your bones pretty pretty please?" and things like that in a garbled, distorted voice?

I've been trying to find it but I don't seem to be able to

I stg I'm not crazy & it does exist somewhere!

#horror #analoghorror #house #humor #funny #creepy #terror #terroranalogico #tipofmytongue #nostupidquestions

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45 Name an Hour
@45names@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Don Whoreleon

bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.

#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

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Fitness Foundry (Coach Julio)
@Fitnessfoundry@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp last week

I'm great at remembering important dates, but I accidentally bought my partner the same birthday card as last year! 🤦🏽‍♂️ At least I'm consistent. 😂

Happy Birthday Liz! 🎂🍕

#humor #cats #over50 #funny #HappyBirthday #laugh #smile #rose #flowers

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: and 4 others boosted
Laurens 🐐
@ElBeeToots@mastodon.nl  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

🇬🇧 Wait, what..? 🤔

#funny #confusing #meme #tmnt

A photo of two signs with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, meant to say 'Say No To Drugs, Say Yes To Pizza' but due to some unknown mishap, the signs now read 'Say Pizza To Drugs, Say No To Yes'
A photo of two signs with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, meant to say 'Say No To Drugs, Say Yes To Pizza' but due to some unknown mishap, the signs now read 'Say Pizza To Drugs, Say No To Yes'
A photo of two signs with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, meant to say 'Say No To Drugs, Say Yes To Pizza' but due to some unknown mishap, the signs now read 'Say Pizza To Drugs, Say No To Yes'
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Joy
@joyousjoyness@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

MLEM!

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #cat #mlem #cute #joyousjoyness #funny #repost

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