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Wishing everyone a very Happy New Year! I capped off 2025 as a paid writer by sellig a one-paragraph short to a publication for one dollar. Follow your dreams. Any resolutions? Not me. I wouldn't keep them. #newyear #newyear2026 #resolution #resolutions #notme #fun #bookstodon #mastodon #writingCommunity #socialnetwork #social #socialweb #writersCoffeeClub #writer #followyourdreams #publishing #scribesAndMakers #work #words #writing #writers #writersLife #humor #funny #holiday #dollar #world

Sophia Jane Hayden, Author

@sophiajanehayden_author@indieauthors.social · 8 hours ago

Roni Rolle Laukkarinen

@rolle@mementomori.social · 2 days ago

Credit: @gooeyducktoons on Meta platforms and TikTok.

#Videos #Reels #GooeyDuckToons #Funny #VideoGames #SocialMedia

Ben boosted

Joy

@joyousjoyness@mastodon.social · 3 days ago

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

I like the little boings.

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #sheep #funny #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

Joy

@joyousjoyness@mastodon.social · 3 days ago

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

I like the little boings.

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #sheep #funny #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

Tim Chambers boosted

Stray Adult 🗿

@strayadult@app.wafrn.net · 4 days ago

Still love this toot from @cmconseils@mastodon.social in November.
#Mastodon #screenshot #jokes #funny #neighbors

Stray Adult 🗿

@strayadult@app.wafrn.net · 4 days ago

Still love this toot from @cmconseils@mastodon.social in November.
#Mastodon #screenshot #jokes #funny #neighbors

David B. Himself boosted

Rohan

@Rohan3479@aus.social · 5 days ago

#memes #meme #funny #joke #royals

UK King Charles standing on a floor of black and white chequered tiles and flanked by Christmas trees covered with white lights. The text reads "Given that he can only move forwards or sideways one square at a time, it must have taken hours just to get into position."

Rohan

@Rohan3479@aus.social · 5 days ago

#memes #meme #funny #joke #royals

Ika Makimaki and 4 others boosted

Jonathan Kamens 86 47

@jik@federate.social · last week

The Onion going hard in their year in review.
"Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop"
https://theonion.com/gang-initiate-forced-to-peacefully-deescalate-conflict-to-prove-he-not-a-cop/
#TheOnion #humor #funny #ACAB

The Onion

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop

LOS ANGELES—Faced with one final test before his admission to the criminal organization, gang initiate Hector Gunnerson was reportedly forced to peacefully deescalate a conflict Thursday to prove that he was not a cop. “I know Big Mike vouched for you, but before you can run with the Riverside Boys, we need to make sure […]

Jonathan Kamens 86 47

@jik@federate.social · last week

The Onion

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop

Magica Octo dello Spacc

@femcessoctt@shark.octt.eu.org · last week

RE: https://t.me/zuppaposting/42523

> Leggo un libro piratato
> È bello
Grazie Anna 🥰

...

> Leggo un libro piratato
> Fa schifo
Grazie Anna per avermi risparmiato di acquistarlo

#libri #books $[sparkle #funny]

criminalizegolf

> read library book
> it's good
Thank you library

fiercestpurpose

> read library book
> it's bad
Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)

official-library-posts

official library post — criminalizegolf > read library book > it's good Thank you library fiercestpurpose > read library book > it's bad Thank you library for saving me from buying it :) official-library-posts official library post

Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 boosted

Teodor Sandu

@teodorsandu@mastodon.online · 3 weeks ago

#funny #meme #programming #development #it #coding #code #cpp #fun #meme #dev #developers #humor #joke #jokes

- Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C?
- 1.
- John? — - Hey John, what is the difference between C++ and C? - 1. - John?

Dave V. ND9JR boosted

Joy

@joyousjoyness@mastodon.social · 2 weeks ago

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

Off he goes...

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #cat #funny #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

Chronic Illness Humor Funny

@ChronicIllnessHumor@mastodon.social · 2 weeks ago

#funny #funnystory #funnylyrics #depressionmemes #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #memes #haha

@thedreamghoul - one of my first thoughts upon waking feel like shit andi this morning was want to die" except it was in the cadence of like big butts and i cannot lie" so it was funny and i was, then, delighted. why is my brain like this. didn't tell it to do any of that

Larvitz :fedora: :redhat:

@Larvitz@burningboard.net · 2 weeks ago

I just had a weird experience:

I was writing YAML code in VSCode when the text editor started to scroll randomly up and down. Both my hands were on the keyboard and not even close to my mouse.

After a moment, I found the culprit: My cat, who laying was on the desk, touched the Touchpad of the laptop (on a stand next to my monitor) with her paw, causing my editor to scroll randomly 😹

#funny #catsOfMastodon #homeoffice #cats