Dear Functioning Self,
We vow never to let the bathroom get that manky ever again.
Ever,
The Struggle Bus Self
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PS: We cleaned the bathroom so hard, our watch registered a workout.
"I won the caucus vote, Gerry." #nzpol cartoon #NZListener
Sam Altman Testifies That Elon Musk Wanted Control of OpenAI https://yro.slashdot.org/story/26/05/12/2231210/sam-altman-testifies-that-elon-musk-wanted-control-of-openai?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon
I don't think people understand how bad the obesity epidemic in the US really is. To put things in perspective, the average American eats five cheeseburgers every minute.
@lowqualityfacts If you don’t factor our Cheeseburgers Georg that number goes up to 32.6 per day.
Hot take from Guyon here.
Helen White only won the seat by 18 votes over Melissa Lee, and Ricardo was a close 3rd. The idea that this is still a safe Labour seat that they could hand to TOP doesn’t stack up anymore.
I’m guessing if it did happen TOP would take more votes from National, potentially making it flipping to the Greens even more likely.
IT WORKS AGAIN!!!
Once again, the Onion sustains me.
My favorite blues video.
Comfort food.
IT WORKS AGAIN!!!
@tom_verbeure Winner winner chicken dinner!
“This study shows that…. nostalgia evoked by Studio Ghibli films significantly foster a sense of exploration and calm in life, as well as a feeling of mastery and skill, and purpose and meaning, hence ultimately contributing positively to one’s overall happiness in life. https://games.jmir.org/2025/1/e76522 #art
@Sheril An actual study... 😆
Well, that's cool. I accept their conclusion without qualification.
My new reality TV show is called Can You Eat Four Avocados. Contestants are give four avocados, and earn points for each ripe avocado they eat at peak ripeness in the five minutes before it goes bad. In season 1, there were no winners. Everyone was sent home with a case of pomelos.
terrible example, i don't even watch tv. but disabled minstrelsy is totally a thing. remember when the fascist made fun of that reporter and immediately switched to a fucking voice?
Pause. What's the weather like? Don't use an app to find out.
This should be titled, "CEO with no caretaking responsibilities wakes up at 5 a.m., runs daily, and uses that time to generate ideas for the business."
https://www.businessinsider.com/chilis-ceo-kevin-hochman-morning-routine-2026-5
On the last season of Lower Decks and y’all were right! It grew on me
And I thought I was prepared for Moopsy but omg! wtf??
@farah LOL! So happy for you random internet person.
Google has rolled out a new feature for Android called "Intrusion Logging" that helps security researchers do forensic analysis to find spyware. It's pretty cool: https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/12/google-launches-new-android-security-feature-to-help-uncover-spyware-attacks/
@evacide if its really good, it'll find Android itself.
ICE will help with security at SoFi Stadium during World Cup, officials say.
Los Angeles.
#blackmastodon
https://abc7.com/post/fifa-world-cup-los-angeles-ice-agents-security-sofi-stadium-one-month-away/19086706/
via ABC7LA App
An abandoned Soviet culture house, somewhere in the mountains of Georgia.
Once a focal point for workers’ culture and community in a prosperous Soviet-era tea-growing region, it now sat disused and decaying for decades.
More photos and history - https://www.obsidianurbexphotography.com/leisure/culture-house-s-georgia/
#Abandoned #Soviet #History #Photography #Travel #LostPlaces #Urbex
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