Cartoon: A grungy, down-trodden looking bearded man in pale blueis seated at a bar. Right of him is a small terrier (dog) checking out a beverage in a glass, A man in a trench coat, blushed cheeks and a shock of orange hair is on the left. Says the bearded man (center): "What a year, huh?" The other man: "Captain, it's January 3rd."