Mrs B doesn't go out, out very often and may never again after last night 😂.
Her and the Eldest went to a small day/night festival in a club in London. Everyone in there was about 30 years younger than her. It was largely quite dark and so she didn't really feel self conscious.
There were only two cubicles for the ladies toilets so there was a queue, naturally. Mrs B queued up behind a gaggle of young ladies and noted one got a hairbrush out of her bag and started using it, her friends were all touching up their make up (Mrs B is not a girly girl, she's never worn make up and would never take a hairbrush on a night out, so was amused by this a bit, the contrast between them).
It was hot and sweaty so she went to tie her hair up and accidentally nudged the girl with the hairbrush, very lightly. "I'm so sorry" she said and 3 girls all swung round to face her. The following conversation ensued;
Girl 1: Oh that's quite alright.
Mrs B: Thanks.
Girl 2: We've been watching you.
Mrs B: Err, OK.
Girl 1: You're iconic!
Girl 2: You're effortlessly stylish, you look amazing.
Mrs B: Err, thanks?
They were not taking the piss and were genuinely excited to get to talk to her. "You're never 54, we thought you were like 40" and this gem "what's your skincare routine?". Reader, she has never had a skincare routine.
They were very sweet young ladies but Mrs B said it was the longest 10 minutes of her life 😂