@MicroSFF Did you mean "ticket" for "ticked"? :)

@mikeolson

"Don't be evil" was never real, they have always been nothing but a dealer giving away their product to get people hooked--only to begin cutting it with poison.

@quixoticgeek Ancient Birkenstock sandals, usually with socks.

@timbray the lack of awareness being shown by those organising events in this way is quite something...

@mastodonmigration @Arpie4Math Hitler did exactly the same thing for this SA grunts in 1933.

@moiety "Unix and Linux System Administration Handbook" by Nemeth et al. Friendly, practical, pretty great.

"The Practice of System and Network Administration" by Limoncelli, Hogan, Chalup. A lot grander in scale, not tied to a specific OS, but full of good practices.

It’s official…our most-requested feature EVER is coming to AltStore Classic 👀

Introducing on-device sideloading, a new way to use AltStore that lets you sideload apps WITHOUT A COMPUTER!!

Coming soon to everyone, but available now in beta for all Patrons 🧵

Today is my birthday! For my birthday, would you please follow the following people? Just look at their profile and if you think they are worthy, give them a follow!

@Nickiquote
@smeg
@ozoned
@the_etrain
@TheBreadmonkey
@Alice
@FediVideo
@That_One_Guy
@mayintoronto
@farah
@schratze
@FediTips
@Sharonbw
@jadevol
@joyce
@nlowell
@amiserabilist

That's just a short list. To get the big list just click on my profile and look at who I follow.

Please BOOST for the birthday Dude!!!

The Cop, the Neo-Nazi, and the Elephant – Three Anecdotes About Our book “Little Handbook on Self-Defense During Interrogations”

"In 2022, we published 2,000 french and 2000 german copies of the first edition of our book “How to defend yourself during a police interrogation.” Since then, the content of our practical guide has continued to spread, taking many forms, such as a workshops we conduct, an “interrogation” supplement for the role-playing game Blade in the Dark and translations into English, and Spanish.

...

During this adventure, we’ve gathered three unusual anecdotes we wanted to share publicly —taking this opportunity to remind you once again: protect yourselves from the police; read our book."

https://unsalted.noblogs.org/post/2026/05/13/the-cop-the-neo-nazi-and-the-elephant-three-anecdotes-about-our-book-little-handbook-on-self-defense-during-interrogations/

#Anarchism #AntiFascism #AntiRepression

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticked was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

How to get prescribed ADHD medication in the Netherlands, a guide based on real world success:

1) spend over a year repeatedly trying to tell the GP that it’s not going well and you need help. This will not cost you money, only your precious finite time on this earth. It helps if you have a husband to drag you to the doctor when you’re at your lowest and argue with them

2) finally get escalated to a psychologist who takes a few months to be sure there’s definitely something wrong. She will recommend the GP to prescribe ADHD medication

3) Your prescription mysteriously disappears into the system. After several attempts to follow up that take months, and several confused phone calls from your psychologist to the GP, it turns out the GP refuses to authorize it because *shrug* reasons. Maybe if a psychiatrist also signs off on it?

4) You attempt to get an appointment with a psychiatrist. Every psychiatrist in the Netherlands is booked until 2034.

5) Finally, after a dozen rounds of pleading and nagging, you get a mysterious phone call from an unknown number. They give you an address and tell you to be there at 7 in the evening.

6) You find yourself at the door of a historic art deco mansion in the most exclusive district of Amsterdam. There is absolutely no indication that this is a medical practice. You ring the doorbell. Nothing happens. You wait nervously, and try again.

7) The door creaks open. An elderly man wearing crocs stands before you. He silently bids you follow him up a winding staircase to a parlor filled with a thousand thick and aging books in every tongue of the earth and perhaps a few also of the angels. They concern prophecy, and music, and poetry, and the apocalypse.

8) In a thin whisper of a voice barely to be heard, he asks your name, and where you were born. He slowly, very slowly, so slowly that you think you have died and this is purgatory, types this into a computer. It is in his lap because his desk is covered with strange devices beyond identification.

9) He tells you the prescription will be ready for pickup tomorrow.

@Gargron that's cool

@presidentbeef 99 problems?

@mttaggart it’s kinda happened.

https://www.pbs.org/video/appraisal-snes-donkey-kong-country-competition-cartridge-ca-1995-p6iaq0/

@quixoticgeek
Cree moccasins

@cwebber side loading the APK in a virtualised Android without Google Play is how I do it.

These are the stickers on Threads that I created

Flipper One Tech Specs

https://docs.flipper.net/one/general/tech-specs

#HackerNews #FlipperOne #TechSpecs #FlipperDevice #TechReview #GadgetSpecs #Innovation

The first half was great! Talks on sea monkeys; life in care; Brecht; punk clothing / book titles; and growing flowers from seeds. #Interesting2026