"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
Strange men appeared in the center of town. They stopped a passerby. "What country is this?" they asked.
"The United States?" the passerby replied, bewildered.
"What year is it?"
"Uh... it's 2026. How do you not know this?"
The strange men smiled. "We are part of a safari expedition from the future - a safari to punch Nazis."
"Oh! Then I think you want Germany in the 1930's or 40's."
"No," replied the strangers, "we are exactly where we are supposed to be!"
Strange men appeared in the center of town. They stopped a passerby. "What country is this?" they asked.
"The United States?" the passerby replied, bewildered.
"What year is it?"
"Uh... it's 2026. How do you not know this?"
The strange men smiled. "We are part of a safari expedition from the future - a safari to punch Nazis."
"Oh! Then I think you want Germany in the 1930's or 40's."
"No," replied the strangers, "we are exactly where we are supposed to be!"
"Sure," said the rocket scientist, "we can send rockets to the moon."
"We can build a city there," said the engineer. "It'll be expensive, but we can do it."
"But why?" said the economist. "What would you mine there you can't get on Earth?"
"One thing," said the billionaire. "Respect."
“Morning, noob. Have you met the ship’s kitten yet?”
“You employ a kitten? Child labour?!”
“Nonono the ship’s cats are all registered CUTSMHC members; this is the *SHIP’S* Kitten”
“I don’t, uh, what…”
“The kitten we got for the shipmind —as a gift from the whole crew—after she saved all our asses that one time”
〰︎one?〰︎
“Alice honey if we got you a kitten every time you were awesome there’d be no room for cargo”
“Morning, noob. Have you met the ship’s kitten yet?”
“You employ a kitten? Child labour?!”
“Nonono the ship’s cats are all registered CUTSMHC members; this is the *SHIP’S* Kitten”
“I don’t, uh, what…”
“The kitten we got for the shipmind —as a gift from the whole crew—after she saved all our asses that one time”
〰︎one?〰︎
“Alice honey if we got you a kitten every time you were awesome there’d be no room for cargo”
"Sure," said the rocket scientist, "we can send rockets to the moon."
"We can build a city there," said the engineer. "It'll be expensive, but we can do it."
"But why?" said the economist. "What would you mine there you can't get on Earth?"
"One thing," said the billionaire. "Respect."
