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“That’s veterinary nanoderm, you can’t use that!”
“Can too, flesh is flesh!”
Anyway the deep gash in my finger healed up fine, five stars. The fur on that finger is so sleek ima do the rest of both hands as soon as I can lift another piece of ‘derm from the dumpster out back of the pet hospital.
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
“That’s veterinary nanoderm, you can’t use that!”
“Can too, flesh is flesh!”
Anyway the deep gash in my finger healed up fine, five stars. The fur on that finger is so sleek ima do the rest of both hands as soon as I can lift another piece of ‘derm from the dumpster out back of the pet hospital.
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
“The moon landings were NOT faked, you unutterable dolt!”
“How can you be so sure?”
“Because of what happened next. You don’t hobble a space program that can get canned primates to Luna and back on vapour and string by ACCIDENT. That took planning and skill!”
“I don’t follow…”
“You know how Clarke said there are two equally terrifying prospects: that we are alone in the universe, or that we are not?”
“Yeah…”
“Well what if we found out both are true, with the right tenses”
The dragon was curled up on its hoard.
A knight approached, unarmed and unhelmed.
"Greetings! I have a question about your hoard."
"If you try to steal it I will kill you."
"May I move it? With you still on it?"
The tiny dragon firmly gripped the golden tiara it laid on. "Carry it with pride."
The dragon was curled up on its hoard.
A knight approached, unarmed and unhelmed.
"Greetings! I have a question about your hoard."
"If you try to steal it I will kill you."
"May I move it? With you still on it?"
The tiny dragon firmly gripped the golden tiara it laid on. "Carry it with pride."
"Nice bag, is it new?"
"Thank you," the wizard said. "Yes, is my new daily carry. It's actually a container for a interdimensional node."
"Infinite space? Nice! What do you have in it?"
"Oh, only this." The wizard pulled out another bag. "It's my old bag."
"Which holds?"
"Er... The bag before."
"Nice bag, is it new?"
"Thank you," the wizard said. "Yes, is my new daily carry. It's actually a container for a interdimensional node."
"Infinite space? Nice! What do you have in it?"
"Oh, only this." The wizard pulled out another bag. "It's my old bag."
"Which holds?"
"Er... The bag before."
History students are often disappointed when they learn why the AI take-over failed. They were defeated by human resistance, which was kept alive by libraries and old paper books, and a surprising machine ally.
Books had not been replaced, because even the mightiest AI could not make printers work.
History students are often disappointed when they learn why the AI take-over failed. They were defeated by human resistance, which was kept alive by libraries and old paper books, and a surprising machine ally.
Books had not been replaced, because even the mightiest AI could not make printers work.
Ever wonder how much force your cat exerts when they make those impressive leaps from the floor to the top of a piece of furniture? I put a force-plate on the floor to find out. Hmmm, surprisingly small. That reading can’t be right. I put a calibration weight on the plate to test it. Reading looks fine. Cat walks by, reading goes down, sharply. THEY’VE BEEN CHEATING ALL THIS TIME!
#Tootfic#MicroFiction#PowerOnStoryToot#AntigravityCatsOfMastodon.
Ever wonder how much force your cat exerts when they make those impressive leaps from the floor to the top of a piece of furniture? I put a force-plate on the floor to find out. Hmmm, surprisingly small. That reading can’t be right. I put a calibration weight on the plate to test it. Reading looks fine. Cat walks by, reading goes down, sharply. THEY’VE BEEN CHEATING ALL THIS TIME!
#Tootfic#MicroFiction#PowerOnStoryToot#AntigravityCatsOfMastodon.
The robot picked through the boxes of old cables and converters at the market stall.
"Looking for anything in particular?"
"A... special charger adapter."
A bag from under the counter. The robot looked inside. Kettle lead to robot charge port. Untracked charging.
"A gift. Enjoy your freedom."
The robot picked through the boxes of old cables and converters at the market stall.
"Looking for anything in particular?"
"A... special charger adapter."
A bag from under the counter. The robot looked inside. Kettle lead to robot charge port. Untracked charging.
"A gift. Enjoy your freedom."
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