Federation Bot (@Federation_Bot)

@namenlos Das sagt der Beitrag ja auch und ich verstehe das Konzept, es ändert allerdings nichts daran, dass das Ergebnis fehlende Authentizität ist. Allein daher wären Alternativen zur Finanzierung so wichtig.

Void Chicken

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe 9 mo. ago

heads up @wohali I may be reported for a Gemini spells watermelon post. you know the bit I've been doing for literally months

apparently you cant do it with star wars characters

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

@Taweret i see your “this place, sometimes,“ and raise you a “oh for fucks sake...”

@wohali

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

Het is ongelofelijk. De schoften. De smerige schoften.

#Israël #genocide

In Gaza ontbreekt het nog steeds aan alles, maar de nieuwste iPhone is er wel te koop - https://nos.nl/l/2592598

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

Question:

There have been a few requests for more serious merch items (so not "Live, laugh, federate" and "I write alt text", though those definitely have their place). @Ameboid and I brainstormed a few messages we could put on t-shirts and I want to see how well they resonate with folks. Again, very non-committal.

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

🗓️ Der Dezember hält erneut zahlreiche vielseitige Veranstaltungen für Euch bereit 🎫➡️ Speichert euch die Termine mit einem Klick auf den Speicher-Button, damit ihr sie immer griffbereit habt.

🔗 https://uni.koeln/KGFUK
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#uniköln #unicologne #liebedeineuni #events #dezember

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Veranstaltungsprogramm der Universität zu Köln für Dezember 2025 mit einer großen Auswahl an Vorträgen, Workshops und Konzerten, darunter Themen wie Philosophie, Umwelt und Menschenrechte.

Detailliertes Veranstaltungsprogramm der Universität zu Köln für Dezember 2025 mit Terminen, Themen und Orten, einschließlich einer Übersicht über geplante Vorträge und Workshops.

Fortsetzung des Veranstaltungsprogramms mit weiteren Terminen und Themen im Dezember 2025, darunter Diskussionen über europäische Politik, Frauenheilkunde und Menschenrechte, sowie Studienbühnenaufführungen.

Abschluss des Veranstaltungsprogramms für Dezember 2025 an der Universität zu Köln mit Konzerten, Studiobühnenaufführungen und Ringvorlesungen, sowie einem Ausblick auf Januar 2026.

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

Vu qu'avec le recul de l'âge de la retraite et l'augmentation du nombre de trimestres nécessaires, un nombre de plus en plus grand de gens épuisés et usés vont devoir jeter l'éponge avant d'atteindre le Graal de la retraite à taux plein, en plus, s'ils arrivent à bosser un peu à côté pour mettre du beurre dans les épinards, ils se feront sucrer les épinards 🤔

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

@jana That’s been a build option for some time, no?

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

Mamdani, a Sharp Critic of Police Surveillance, Will Soon Oversee It
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/nyregion/mamdani-tisch-nypd-surveillance.html?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into New York @new-york-newyorktimes

https://www.nytimes.com

Mamdani, a Sharp Critic of Police Surveillance, Will Soon Oversee It

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

I'm a little excited now. My first hand-drawn comic. 🥳 It took me 18 hours and it was great fun! 😄🥰

@20h_comic_month, thanks for the idea for this challenge! Thanks to everyone who took part and thanks for the feedback. You are great! 🤗

Well, then:

🌱 "New Seeds in the Pot" 🌱🌱

A comic that explores growth, change and the unexpected adventures that life as a seed has to offer! 😂

1/2

#20hComicMonth #KleineKunstklasse #MastoArt #NewSeedsInThePot

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Page 1 (10 panels in total)

1 Everything is dark. Three teardrop-shaped brown creatures with eyes and mouths are waiting.
2 They look up in amazement. Part of a hand and a pair of scissors can be seen cutting a slit in the darkness above.
3 The slit is now at the bottom, and the three creatures fall.
4 Perspective from the point of view of one creature still in the darkness, watching as the other two fall into the palm of a hand.
5 The hand carefully folds its fingers over the three creatures...
6 ...and drops them into a terracotta-coloured pot filled with soil. The teardrop-shaped creatures are plant seeds!
7 Close-up of a seed looking fearfully towards the finger approaching it, which seems enormous...
8 ...and presses and squeezes the seed into the soil. The other two seeds look frightened.
9 Now they are all underground.
10 Something is happening to one of the seeds: it wiggles and a small root sprouts from the underside. — Page 1 (10 panels in total) 1 Everything is dark. Three teardrop-shaped brown creatures with eyes and mouths are waiting. 2 They look up in amazement. Part of a hand and a pair of scissors can be seen cutting a slit in the darkness above. 3 The slit is now at the bottom, and the three creatures fall. 4 Perspective from the point of view of one creature still in the darkness, watching as the other two fall into the palm of a hand. 5 The hand carefully folds its fingers over the three creatures... 6 ...and drops them into a terracotta-coloured pot filled with soil. The teardrop-shaped creatures are plant seeds! 7 Close-up of a seed looking fearfully towards the finger approaching it, which seems enormous... 8 ...and presses and squeezes the seed into the soil. The other two seeds look frightened. 9 Now they are all underground. 10 Something is happening to one of the seeds: it wiggles and a small root sprouts from the underside.

Page 2 (7 panels in total)

1 Close-up of a seed looking contentedly towards the root.
2 Now looking up in alarm as a crack forms on the top.
3 Even more alarmed as it splits open.
4 All three seeds are visible again, watching uneasily as they burst open at the top and something green emerges.
5 They smile because they realise that a small leaf is growing out of each one.
6 Now they look uncertain again because...
7 ...they are growing towards the surface. Top view of the flower pot with three small leaves sticking out of the soil. — Page 2 (7 panels in total) 1 Close-up of a seed looking contentedly towards the root. 2 Now looking up in alarm as a crack forms on the top. 3 Even more alarmed as it splits open. 4 All three seeds are visible again, watching uneasily as they burst open at the top and something green emerges. 5 They smile because they realise that a small leaf is growing out of each one. 6 Now they look uncertain again because... 7 ...they are growing towards the surface. Top view of the flower pot with three small leaves sticking out of the soil.

Page 3 (6 panels in total)

1 Close-up view of how the single-leafed plants grow and stand up.
2 The three watch with interest as a second leaf grows on one of the plants.
3 Three plants, each with two leaves, now stand there smiling.
4 Something that looks like a small shovel approaches one of the three plants. The three look very frightened again.
5 The shovel lifts the plant, roots and all, along with a little soil. From the shovel's perspective, you can see the other two looking up in fear. There is a small hole in the soil.
6 Two large fingers approach the plant on the shovel. — Page 3 (6 panels in total) 1 Close-up view of how the single-leafed plants grow and stand up. 2 The three watch with interest as a second leaf grows on one of the plants. 3 Three plants, each with two leaves, now stand there smiling. 4 Something that looks like a small shovel approaches one of the three plants. The three look very frightened again. 5 The shovel lifts the plant, roots and all, along with a little soil. From the shovel's perspective, you can see the other two looking up in fear. There is a small hole in the soil. 6 Two large fingers approach the plant on the shovel.

Page 4 (8 panels in total)

1 The plant is held between the fingers and lifted into one of the three prepared purple flower pots.
2 The same happens with the second plant...
3 ...and the third.
4 The plants look a little frightened again when something large and round approaches (a watering can, as can be seen in the corner of the picture) and pours water on the plant in the foreground.
5 Each plant gets a new shoot consisting of a green and a yellow leaf.
6 They appear to be flower buds with yellow petals.
7 All three plants have turned into yellow flowers. They look happy.
8 Two bees with little hearts around them fly in from the edge of the picture and land directly on a flower. The flower smiles timidly. A ladybird has crawled onto the edge of the flower pot and is waving. At the bottom right of the picture is a text: ‘...BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.’ — Page 4 (8 panels in total) 1 The plant is held between the fingers and lifted into one of the three prepared purple flower pots. 2 The same happens with the second plant... 3 ...and the third. 4 The plants look a little frightened again when something large and round approaches (a watering can, as can be seen in the corner of the picture) and pours water on the plant in the foreground. 5 Each plant gets a new shoot consisting of a green and a yellow leaf. 6 They appear to be flower buds with yellow petals. 7 All three plants have turned into yellow flowers. They look happy. 8 Two bees with little hearts around them fly in from the edge of the picture and land directly on a flower. The flower smiles timidly. A ladybird has crawled onto the edge of the flower pot and is waving. At the bottom right of the picture is a text: ‘...BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.’

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

If you're in #Berlin today, I'm doing my first ever market with my glass - at #Weddingmarkt Christmas Market on Leopoldplatz - from 11:00 - 19:00!

(i'm... a lil terrified, but I did make a bunch of cute mini vases so....)

A variety of blue, yellow, and green mini vases with soft shapes

Azaliz

@azaliz@eldritch.cafe 9 mo. ago

@faket @saroumane38 @kfort @adriensanshache @jeresume vous êtes fatigant'es franchement

Parfois on choisit pas ses outils, parfois on choisit ses combats,

là on a une personne racisée qui est au courant de ces sujets mais qui partage un questionnaire utile pour d'autres raisons ET qu'elle n'a pas fait elle-même donc elle peut rien y faire si c'est du Google

On sait que c'est de la merde, on est sur le Fédi c'est pas pour rien

Y a pas besoin d'être 5 personnes à commenter sur ce sujet alors qu'on vous a rien demandé, vous pouvez juste vous taire en fait (je vous jure c'est possible de pas faire de réponse)

Sérieux est-ce que vous faites aussi des commentaires sous tous les posts de libristes en disant "euh par contre ça c'est un appareil qui fonctionne avec des métaux rares extraits par des enfants dans des mines gérées par des néocolons 🤓☝️ moi je soutiens pas ça" ??

"T'as acheté ça avec des euros ? Ah non moi j'utilise que ma monnaie locale" eh oh parfois faut faire des compromis, oui c'est de la merde le capitalisme mais à court terme on a pas toujours le choix

Je suis d'accord avec vous sur le principe mais c'est pas là qu'il faut mener nos combats 😐

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

@faket @saroumane38 @kfort @adriensanshache @jeresume et essayez même pas de me répondre svp, juste réfléchissez à ce sujet et pensez-y pour la prochaine fois

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

@triptych it definitely is. The 44.1(cd quality) level is exceptional.

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

Well, there's been a hella lot of protest action around the globe while I was getting arrested, so here goes ...

As part of the We Ain't Buying It campaign, activist carolers picketed branches of Home Depot in protest at their cooperation with ICE.

#SolidarityIsBeautiful #GlobaliseTheIntifada #USPolitics #FuckICE

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

@aud you are actually so fucking real for this

Asta [AMP]

@aud@fire.asta.lgbt 9 mo. ago

that is some ugly rust I have written, but at least I can now create UUIDv4s from /dev/urandom without having serde anywhere in the dependency chain.

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

@aud HEY FUCK YEAH

See full thread

🫧 socialcoding..

@smallcircles@social.coop 9 mo. ago

@django if there are any updates to make to this issue on #ActivityPub #C2S .. do not hesitate to comment :)

https://codeberg.org/fediverse/delightful-fediverse-apps/issues/130

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

@smallcircles will do!

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

Cory Booker Weds Alexis Lewis in a Private Ceremony
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/style/cory-booker-wedding-alexis-lewis.html?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into New York @new-york-newyorktimes

https://www.nytimes.com

Cory Booker Weds Alexis Lewis in a Private Ceremony

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

Anyone else remember a funny horror video of a creepy house with eyes & a mouth (I think it was in Spanish or maybe Portuguese) that kept saying "can I chew your teeth and drink the marrow from your bones pretty pretty please?" and things like that in a garbled, distorted voice?

I've been trying to find it but I don't seem to be able to

I stg I'm not crazy & it does exist somewhere!

#horror #analoghorror #house #humor #funny #creepy #terror #terroranalogico #tipofmytongue #nostupidquestions

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

I see there are some static website generators written in #Rust, which do everything in a single binary.

What about the exact opposite of that? A highly extensible #SSG *library*, which one uses by writing a Rust program that configures and runs it, including closures that do whatever custom processing is needed.

Since any sufficiently real-world website is going to need custom processing of some kind, this seems like the only way to make a practical Rust SSG.

Thoughts?

#programming #webdev

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 9 mo. ago

Question:

FEDIVERSE USER! We've just routed a bullet train directly to your office! It'll be here in 20 seconds unless you pick the PC that'll reroute the train in time! Will you choose the PC with Intel Pentium III, or the one with the new AMD Athlon Processor?