The Simpsons had a surprising solution to this in their most recent episode.

Don't use your face for Face ID. Use your butt instead. The police will never guess that that's why the Face ID doesn't match.

@eff@mastodon.social

@thomasfuchs I was guessing 65. And I was *still* too optimistic. Dang.

@alienghic @georgetakei Isn't this a modified version of the original photo where they were all eating McDonalds?

@Flipboard you should add @kimzetter and @briankrebs too

the proton fail app has become just unbearably slow upon every network call since approximately last update (seems more likely to be backend though). very special boys who are too busy breaking things to move fast

Here's a rare positive story—Australia is on track to eliminate cervical cancer. Eliminate it altogether.

"In 2021, there were no cervical cancer cases diagnosed in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982"

https://www1.racgp.org.au/newsgp/clinical/australia-set-for-world-first-cervical-cancer-elim

#News #GoodNews #Cancer #Health #Australia #WomensHealth #Vaccination

@codinghorror But I guarantee you that your contact info is in the address book of dozens of people who use WhatsApp and they all have their address book exposed to it. That was my point.. it doesn’t matter if you avoid having an account on Meta services, they’ve got your info and got you mapped in your social network anyway.

Scientists Think They've Solved Why One of History's Most Advanced Civilizations Vanished https://science.slashdot.org/story/25/11/28/1721249/scientists-think-theyve-solved-why-one-of-historys-most-advanced-civilizations-vanished?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon

Got a DDoS situation going on? This is an unlikely scenario because this VPP router would only peer with large hyperscalers like Google, Meta, Amazon, Microsoft, Apple ...

260Mpps of 64b packets.
Still 336 watts all up.

North Shore Counter-Info: **A Good Offense: A Few Thoughts on Recent House Raids Across Ontario**

https://north-shore.info/2025/11/29/a-good-offense-a-few-thoughts-on-recent-house-raids-across-ontario/

On Tuesday November 25, 2025 the London Police Services - in conjunction with several other police services - carried out four simultaneous pre-dawn raids on individuals throughout Ontario that they allege to have been part of resistance to “The Best Defense Conference” held in London,

Trump to Pardon Ex-Honduras Leader Convicted of Drug Trafficking
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-11-29/trump-to-pardon-ex-honduras-leader-convicted-of-drug-trafficking?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into Bloomberg @bloomberg-bloomberg

@alice I'm working on this (apologies if I've already mentioned it too many times).

Wild to watch corporate democrats and liberal journalists rightly condemn Trump’s extrajudicial murders of innocent people in Caribbean as a war crime—while simultaneously pretending Biden and now Trump hasn’t been letting Netanyahu do the exact same thing by a factor of 1000 to Palestinians in Gaza & the West Bank.

Their cowardly silence on Gaza enables this in the Caribbean. It’s why Dr Kinf warned, injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.

Trump Pauses Domestic Applications for Asylum
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/us/politics/trump-affirmative-asylum.html?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into U.S. @u-s-newyorktimes

@MrLovenstein @HopelessDemigod It me.

"...Via public records requests, EFF obtained datasets representing more than 12 million searches logged by more than 3,900 agencies between December 2024 and October 2025. The data shows that agencies logged hundreds of searches related to the 50501 protests in February, the Hands Off protests in April, the No Kings protests in June and October, and other protests in between. ..."

#50501 #HandsOff #NoKings #Protests #1stAmendment

@box464 I'm surprised, usually the Sunday is the terrible day.

Amazing floats in the Macy Thanksgiving Parade yesterday: -0.0, 1.1920929e-7, even 1.3211836e19!

@mattblaze In the absence of an ND filter, have you ever tried combining multiple shots with bracketed exposures as an HD image? I’ve done that with color shots with good results, but I’ve never tried it with B&W images.