The trouble with oligarchy-curious Dems Actual Democrats aren’t inspired to vote for them Politician on TV: I’m so open-minded, I voted for all of Trump’s nominees, and I love data centers! Woman in chair: I’m staying home. Republicans won’t vote for them Voter at ballot box: A demon-CRAT? No way! Low-info swing voters aren’t concerned with performative “centrism” Guy walking out of convenience store with case of Brapp Lite: I just like the guy who yells. Triangulation: It finds the sweet spot! Consultant: We’ve zeroed in on one voter named Gus.