DEEP STAFFING CUTS AT THE FDA HAVE LED TO A DRAMATIC DROP IN FOREIGN FOOD SAFETY INSPECTIONS. SUITED OFFICIAL IN DISGUSTING SHRIMP PROCESSING PLANT: WE’RE JUST MAKING THINGS MORE EFFICIENT! SOME THINK THIS IS A GREAT IDEA. LISTERIA BEHIND LECTERN REPRESENTING ILL International Listeria League: FINALLY GOVERNMENT IS HELPING THE LITTLE GUY -THE HARD-WORKING FOODBORNE PATHOGEN! OFFICIAL: AMERICANS NEED TO TAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY AND BE SELF-RELIANT -BY PURCHASING THEIR OWN FOOD-TESTING LABS! WOMAN IN KITCHEN TESTING FOOD ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE ONE! IT'S GOOD FOR HUMANITY, ACTUALLY! OFFICIAL: WE'RE EUGENICALLY CREATING A RACE OF SUPERHUMANS WHO CAN EAT TOXINS! IN BACKGROUND: MAN COVERED IN SLOP EATING OUT OF GARBAGE CAN OFFICIAL: IS THAT YOU, BOBBY JR.? ©2025 Jen Sorensen