Dear #LazyGalaxy, we fucked up. Our planet formed a vast one-time reserve of hydrocarbon deposits due to a quirk of evolution - plants out evolved plant-eating microbes, for a time. We burned those hydrocarbons and now our climate is busted. Attached to this message is a technical readout of our nuclear fusion power plant prototypes. They don’t work. What are we doing wrong?

You can help us by:
* debugging our design
* sending us a working power solution
* suggesting a mechanism to extract carbon dioxide from our atmosphere
* donating hydrocarbon-rich comets (please do not aim directly at our planet we are not great at catching, cislunar orbital capture trajectory would be best)
* Sharing discount codes for Star Depot

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

Dear #LazyGalaxy, we fucked up. Our planet formed a vast one-time reserve of hydrocarbon deposits due to a quirk of evolution - plants out evolved plant-eating microbes, for a time. We burned those hydrocarbons and now our climate is busted. Attached to this message is a technical readout of our nuclear fusion power plant prototypes. They don’t work. What are we doing wrong?

You can help us by:
* debugging our design
* sending us a working power solution
* suggesting a mechanism to extract carbon dioxide from our atmosphere
* donating hydrocarbon-rich comets (please do not aim directly at our planet we are not great at catching, cislunar orbital capture trajectory would be best)
* Sharing discount codes for Star Depot

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot