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Kit Bashir
@Unixbigot@aus.social  ·  activity timestamp 21 hours ago

Dear #LazyGalaxy, we fucked up. Our planet formed a vast one-time reserve of hydrocarbon deposits due to a quirk of evolution - plants out evolved plant-eating microbes, for a time. We burned those hydrocarbons and now our climate is busted. Attached to this message is a technical readout of our nuclear fusion power plant prototypes. They don’t work. What are we doing wrong?

You can help us by:
* debugging our design
* sending us a working power solution
* suggesting a mechanism to extract carbon dioxide from our atmosphere
* donating hydrocarbon-rich comets (please do not aim directly at our planet we are not great at catching, cislunar orbital capture trajectory would be best)
* Sharing discount codes for Star Depot

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

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Jamey Sharp
@jamey@toot.cat replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@Unixbigot I've recently been enjoying reading a bunch of papers on topics including mechanisms for extracting carbon dioxide from our atmosphere, and I've learned we already have many options—so the open questions are how to extract a lot quickly and efficiently, and what to do with the carbon we get. Turning captured carbon into usable fuel, for example, is a neat trick and well understood, but then using that fuel puts the carbon back in the atmosphere.

I probably wouldn't want to rely on advice from aliens about growing bacteria on carbon to then use as animal feed, as some researchers have demonstrated; biology strikes me as a little more sensitive to local conditions than physics or chemistry.

I might however ask aliens for suggestions on reversibly adjusting the albedo of a planet. It's been estimated that radiative sky cooling could counteract a significant amount of greenhouse effect warming if we can do it across a mere 1% of the Earth's surface, an area the size of the Sahara desert; maybe our galactic neighbors have easier alternatives.

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