I’m pleased to announce that for the Half Man Half Biscuit fan who thinks they have everything,a new HMHB map of the UK has arrived with over 200 locations mentioned in their inimitable lyrics. Something for the weekend? Oh, yes, I think so. xx

#music #maps #wirral #halfmanhalfbiscuit #handmade #design #uk #punk #postpunk

“Children of Apocalyptic Techstep”

A growing trend for people nowadays to say
Don’t let my funeral be morose in any way
And I, I, I, I, I will always hate them
I ask you now please
Rock of Ages Cleft For Me
….
Too many psychopaths
Not enough cycle paths
Too many psychopaths
Not enough cycle paths

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“Shit arm, bad tattoo”

If you’re going to quote from the Book of Revelation
Don’t keep calling it the Book of Revelations
There’s no “s”, it’s the Book of Revelation
As revealed to St John the Divine

See also Mary Hopkin
She must despair

You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo

#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit