@catsalad in a fit of rabid nationalism tinged with just a dash of senility, the Gulf of America has now been renamed to "The America of America"

normalize hitting people wearing camera glasses in the face with a shovel

@evacide like web3 is going great, Flock stalking is going great

They themed the progress bar to look like film. That's the Apple® polish.

@lispi314 Kinda what I was implying by the toot, but yes.

@GeePawHill That's why he's doing all these things, so that people might forget. That dude needs a diaper change!

the rising price of the base Mac mini is just further evidence of Apple leadership's mishandling of today's crushing consumer price pressure. to read more, search up "tim cook infla

hmm yes stupid gen z children, how dare they withhold respect for a dude who went to the mat for holocaust deniers and hung out with pedo traffickers

they must lack my insight which makes this behaviour cool and good

CC: @bms@bsd.cafe @cadadr@polyglot.city @nasser@friend.camp

A new Haaretz investigation says Israel is using militias in the Gaza Strip to commit war crimes.

Netanyahu said he activated clans in the Gaza Strip to oppose Hamas, while Israeli military officials themselves view the militia strategy as a dangerous gamble, knowing the groups cannot survive militarily without Israeli protection during their attacks on Palestinians.

#Israel #Palestine #Gaza #Netanyahu #Hamas #Palestinian

BREAKING: New York is the only state bordering Lake Ontario, governor announces it will not honor Trump's [insane] renaming to "Lake America"

@decryption Everyone has different tastes and that’s fine. I really loved their Katering Show and both Deadloch seasons but Get Krackin’ didn’t grab me as much overall, despite having some absolutely peak comedy moments.

The Kates are probably the best comedic writers in the country so even their “not bangers” are still amazing IMO.

📷 #DogsIveMet

STELLA was at the cabin this morning with her human, the owner's handyperson, here to cut grass and trim back trees from the power lines.

THE sweetest pup! ❤️

#DogsOfMastodon

New blog post: "Memory ordering in CPUs" https://fgiesen.wordpress.com/2026/08/25/memory-ordering-in-cpus/ I've written about this before, but this is really _just_ about memory ordering so I have something I can point people at when the topic comes up again. :)

literally one of the most beautiful fucking things any mathematician has ever created was a computational model:

• that could introspect itself,
• as well as read input,
• and then produce output, all at once,
• which codifies memory locality and read/write serialization assumptions that remain valid today

and he doesn't even know you can write mutable state to the tape. and you can do induction on the tape. you can even add an extra little construct like a value stack or whatever you can still make proofs that work and make sense

'This is not a conspiracy theory. It is a documented pattern of behaviour that spans multiple actors, multiple institutions, and multiple years.'
#australia #zionistlobby #treason #israel #zionazis #palestine #crimesagainsthumanity #genocide #boycottdivestsanction 🇵🇸 🍉
https://theaimn.net/the-great-australian-silence-how-our-leaders-sold-us-out-to-a-foreign-spy-network/

The only player who could handle that team was Diana Taurasi, basically a Goddess in women's basketball - she was not intimidated, very annoyed at her teammates for being intimidated, and it might be blaspheme to say this as a Shock (RIP) fan but I thought she was the best player in that finals. (actually phoenix did beat us - 2003 and 2007 blur sometimes)

If anybody can recommend a position that's not training language models or bombing the middle east, please let me know. I've got 15 years professional experience in... https://www.linkedin.com/posts/enki2_if-anybody-can-recommend-a-position-thats-activity-7496314818119925760-Eskl