Apple’s iPhone 17 was the world’s best-selling smartphone in quarter one of 2026. iPhones where first, second, third and sixth most popular phones during the first quarter.
I had a dream that I invented a wearable fungus clothing line
At first, I wasn't sure it would be practical or comfortable, but it's growing on me
Conflicts far beyond Southeast Asia are expected to dominate the regional ASEAN meeting in the Philippines, with the Middle East crisis posing significant challenges for the region. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/05/07/asia-pacific/politics/energy-crisis-asean-summit/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=mastodon #asiapacific #politics #philippines #energy #asean #southeastasia #middleeast #iran #straitofhormuz #myanmar #thailand #cambodia
bein sick sucks because i feel like i can't put my energies towards bein who i want to be. i can't comfortably embody podcaster or writer with my brain and body like this
@SophiaSurname I know that feeling all too well *hug*
I am *crying*
@TheBreadmonkey The two true genders: people who want to join in this game and people who don't😁
There are two kinds of people in the world.
One says, “I went through something hard, so I’m going to make sure no one else has to go through that.”
The other says, “I went through something hard, so everyone else should have to go through it too.”
Unbelievable
The #FederalGovernment can keep the #2020election ballots from #Georgia’s #FultonCounty that were seized by the #FBI from a warehouse near #Atlanta, a judge ruled Wednesday.
US District Judge JP Boulee’s decision came after lawyers for the county had argued that the #ballots & other #election materials, as well as any electronic copies the #DOJ has made, should be returned because the seizure was improper & #unconstitutional.
#law #ElectionLaw #Trump
https://apnews.com/article/trump-2020-election-fulton-county-fbi-ballots-1c425a1d1d04bf4ea2178c2a5443f2e9
Li Ka-shing Plans More Telecom Sales in ‘Cash Is King’ Strategy
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-07/li-ka-shing-plans-more-telecom-sales-in-cash-is-king-strategy?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Posted into Business @business-bloomberg
The difference between Mac and ThinkPad users.
@sjvn Good joke, but not funny about Space Black scratches. My Space Black M3 Max MBP does scratch too easily, sent it in for repair after a liquid spill & Apple covered the ports with plastic so they could plug & unplug devices without scratching it. No better example if even Apple has to avoid scratching a Space Black MBP 🙂
@SeaFury 1000% wood, with bamboo as a fallback. My arthritis refuses to work with metal needles.
I do not know why my entire timeline is talking shit about systemd but i approve on principle
@woof poetteringware
I do not know why my entire timeline is talking shit about systemd but i approve on principle
while watching tv i doodled on a pure functional eval-apply engine implemented in pure sxpp, for fun.
https://git.sr.ht/~duangle/sxpp/tree/master/item/testing/eval.sx
didn't get too far yet but what's there works.
GameStop’s Cohen Says He’s Selling on eBay to Help Fund Takeover
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-06/gamestop-s-cohen-says-he-s-selling-on-ebay-to-help-fund-takeover?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Posted into Business @business-bloomberg
I always thought the "hamburger button" was some sort of modern abomination, but no, there it is right there in Turbo Pascal 6.0
Happy Cinco de Mayo! Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Glowing Ramen Cat Pin. Look at this ramen loving cat. I bet you think he's Japanese. Wrong! The cat is Mexican. Not all Mexicans have to be Mexican. Some Mexicans are Japanese.
https://collabs.shop/actorv
Members of Gun Trafficking Organization Sentenced to Prison https://www.njoag.gov/members-of-gun-trafficking-organization-sentenced-to-prison/
@futurebird honestly any news publication that reports on a preprint as though it were fact should be chucked into the trash bin (the problem is that you'd literally have to chuck all news publications into the trash bin at this point, apparently no journalist can resist the preprint's siren call)
@aparrish @futurebird lol I remember when I was in the NY Times basically begging people to ignore preprints
*shrugs*
Organize a revolution. Not only does shooting Hitlers not work - it's really hard to do. Or you know, our "enemies" abroad would do it more. They don't, because it is very hard.
Talking to your neighbors? Much easier than defeating the entire security apparatus of the most technologically advanced police state in human history.
But mutherfuckers will do anything to not have to talk to those marked out for repression and extraction I guess; even if they are also marked out.
Sorry for the prolonged absence, but!! I'm going to a con this weekend and will bring printed copies of gluedex. Leftovers will be available in my online shop
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