Technically, this is a problem only if they subsequently wish to return to Earth.
@david_chisnall will the rotundity not help me bounce when I touch down in the ocean?
Technically, this is a problem only if they subsequently wish to return to Earth.
@david_chisnall will the rotundity not help me bounce when I touch down in the ocean?
🚨 The UK says it wants to "protect children online"
Yet, forcing EVERYONE to verify their age won't stop harm - but put all of us under surveillance.
Today, we've signed an open letter together with @mullvad @Tor @mozilla & others to stop #AgeVerification in the UK 💪
Read the complete letter: https://www.openrightsgroup.org/app/uploads/2026/05/UK-joint-statement-against-age-gates.pdf
@Tutanota The @torproject is the correct mention.
Also check for the mullvad mention :).
Le rapport du ciottiste Charles Alloncle vise à étrangler l'audiovisuel public et préparer sa privatisation. Mais il poursuit aussi l'objectif de créer un climat de peur pour museler les journalistes. A cause de #Collaborations, Je l'ai moi-même vérifié...
E niente, visto che si parlava in questi giorni di poesia e di Torinesi che dicono minchia volevo trascrivere qui qualcuna di quelle poesie di Domenico Tempio per le quali è stato sostanzialmente rimosso dalla critica in quanto “poeta pornografico”, ma sono sostanzialmente introvabili in digitale e la mia copia (ovvero quella che comprò mio nonno materno) è chissà dove, quindi niente.
We’re kicking off a new series: Community Spotlights.
Through these stories, we celebrate the people who make the #SocialWeb a wonderful place to connect.
Our first subjects are @Tzipporah & @Yehuda, the grandfather & grandkid duo that admin #TurtleIsland, a server focused on building community with Native/Indigenous people, other BIPOC (Black, Indigenous, & People of Colour) people, and allies.
North Korea has welcomed foreign visitors and firms to a trade fair this week, showcasing homegrown products including the latest model of its sleek Jindallae smartphone. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/05/06/asia-pacific/north-korea-brand-phones/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=mastodon #asiapacific #northkorea #smartphones
@catsalad 6.2 millisieverts / 620 milirems.
I'm literally the only journalist covering the Attachment Economy right now, according to this Google Search link looking at all coverage over the past week. https://www.computerworld.com/article/4165733/ai-chatbots-need-deception-mode.html
@TheBreadmonkey not sure about the latest Top Gear reboot.
@TheBreadmonkey not sure about the latest Top Gear reboot.
IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY I REMEMBERED UNLIKE YOUR DAD
I'm not writing this in advance and scheduling it to post in the future times, I have had a huge wall calendar installed and have been crossing each day out with a red marker like they do in the movies. And today's the day! In 2026 where we are now. It's so weird what happened this year. The apocalypse presumably and then everyone on Fedi going underground and becoming the Last of Humankind. So I wish you the very happiest of days and hope you get some of the last of that sweet uncontaminated water.
Happy birthday you lovely! May your demon dogs always have terrifying shining eyes. Hope you have a fab day. 😊🎉🥳 
@TheBreadmonkey @Alice hippo birdies 2 ewes
"Cover your drinks, ladies"
If online media is outside the scope then there's not much point in keeping the BSA just for TV/radio
Now it's being scrapped, we need to strengthen the human rights act, the harmful digital communications act, and the harassment act
@byroncclark on line media actually being in scope would be an extra justification to those pricks in scrapping the BSA
Calvin Robinson is proof that God doesn’t exist
Sehr weitreichend: Geplanter Datenaustausch mit den USA – Politische und religiöse Überzeugungen, DNA- und biometrische Daten, Sexualleben https://www.golem.de/news/visaprogramm-so-weit-geht-der-geplante-datenaustausch-mit-den-usa-2605-208304.html
@halcy we should have TeX in all posts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJA
@TheBreadmonkey never has having and holding a cigarette looked so uncool.
@2001 This shot is ~21 seconds long, so check back in three weeks, around 2:07 UTC on May 27 (19:07 PDT May 26). #next2001ShotPrediction
Holy shit, Microsoft. Whoever made this decision should be fired. Into the Sun.
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