“Peace on Earth, Goodwill To Men” implies war in space, bad will to aliens

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another reindeer, with nose of red, was forged in secret.

Think I’ll grab something at the local diner this weekend.

Podverse Alpha Web update 🛠️

Added the Music Livestreams and Music Livestream pages.

Also added the Repeat and Shuffle buttons to the player.

Reduced some font/image sizes a bit, and applied some fixes for mobile layouts.

Coming soon: auto-play next behavior for Playlists, remember last repeat/shuffle setting on page load, and Artist pages.

https://alpha.podverse.fm

#podverse #pv2

I’ve been gifted this handy reference. Honestly a bit surprised by how much stuff is lickable.

sudo apt install a better year for everyone

Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: https://theneedling.com/2025/12/24/seattle-man-leaves-out-plate-of-cheese-for-when-st-rat-comes-up-through-toilet-tonight/

✨ 🎄 Merry Christmas! 🎄 ✨

This chart is as relevant today as it ever was. #performance #programming

@randahl brother i remember arguing with my grandma that russians are now civilized, and have elections and shit

now my kids are learning from their ukrainian refugee friends, and i'm not arguing any more

📷 #CharleneTheCat at sunset. ❤️

#FediversalPictures #CatsOfMastodon

time to post michael caine dancing in muppet christmas carol, a role he played with the utmost sincerity because he absolutely fucking loved doing it and refused to "do anything muppety" and treated all the muppets as "fellow actors"

All-purpose flour is a lie. Is it for cleaning the eaves? Is it for bringing a new dawn of human consciousness? No? Then it is clearly not all-purpose.

NORAD confirms Santa appears to have collided with an out of control Starlink Satellite

Okay Stevie, we need a Redman to drive crosses into the box

https://youtube.com/shorts/yKepUyLx11k?si=prh-SQwbA0y7lnDh

#LFC

@TheBreadmonkey Here is your #FediTree for the year 2025.

4 accounts were omitted due to #nobot tags or discoverability settings.

Housing loans with repayment periods of up to 50 years, far longer than the standard 35-year term for long-term mortgages, are gaining popularity in Japan, particularly among people in their 20s. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/business/2025/12/25/economy/japan-superlong-housing-loans/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=mastodon #business #economy #housing #realestate #debt #japaneseeconomy

@november @deirdrebeth @StarkRG @draNgNon @ApostateEnglishman @TheBreadmonkey

@bardmoss @TheBreadmonkey I would eat an air fryer spud in an emergency.