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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 7 hr. ago

🚨 FEDI HACKED 🚨

Dear Fedi and Mastodonians, we have fully compromised the timelime. Engage with us with cat pictures or we will leak your account background banner.

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@giflian@techhub.social 7 min. ago

@catsalad here's my lap with two layers of cat on it, while we were watching Lanterns on Sunday

Photo taken of my torso and lap from above my head, as I sat cross-legged on a bed. An iPad is in the background with tv playing on it. There's a fluffy black cat on my legs facing away from the camera, and a sleek black cat above him, partly on him and my thigh, who's looking up at the camera

@arti@mk.absturztau.be 13 min. ago

@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Photo of a cat with its face sticking out of a slice of pizza.

Sindarina, Edge Case Detective

@sindarina@ngmx.com 55 min. ago

@catsalad I refuse! Do your worst!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 11 min. ago

@sindarina I warned you!

(Also, graffiti is factually correct!)

A photo of some graffiti on a street wall.

JK ROWLING IS ACTUALLY A HUGE BITCH — A photo of some graffiti on a street wall. JK ROWLING IS ACTUALLY A HUGE BITCH

SomeVeganCheeseIsOk

@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk@mastodon.social 2 hr. ago

Some dismal shade of yellow thrown by glancing feline eyes in minimalistic line.

@roko_basilisk@mastodon.social 2 hr. ago

Cat laying comfortably on a lap.

James Baker 🍁

@GrumpusNation@mastodon.social 3 hr. ago

@catsalad Ridiculous!

I think it’s a mop nestling my hand? A mop, or a tiny calico-esque cat, it’s really hard to tell…

@weezmgk@mastodon.social 3 hr. ago

@catsalad I presume the ransom is payable in Lil Friskies

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 2 hr. ago

@weezmgk Unmarked, non-sequential Lil Friskies

@weezmgk@mastodon.social 2 hr. ago

@catsalad oh hell. What am I going to do with all these marked, sequential Lil Friskies now? I suspect they are counterfeit, anyway

@faraiwe@mstdn.social 3 hr. ago

@catsalad Pleistodonphantians

Kierkethumbs up convincingly

@Kierkegaanks@beige.party 3 hr. ago

@catsalad intimate bush kitteh from this summer

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@thefeditest@mastodon.social 4 hr. ago

@thehole@dasforum.org 4 hr. ago

@catsalad oh no! what ever shall we do?!

cat lying on the ground in front of pebbles. cat looks at camera

@Aprazeth@mstdn.social 4 hr. ago

@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange 4 hr. ago

@catsalad I'm staying with a friend for a few days, so these are her kitties. #GuestKitties

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A puddle of anxious, rowdy black cat named Duncan crouch-sploots on a teal throw rug that he's pulled up and wrestled around into a mess. He has green eyes and bald spots that look like eyebrows in this picture. The rug is on a very clean cream carpet, with a teal wall and red accessories in the background.

A handsome orange tabby, Sebastian, sleeps serenely on his plush blanket, which rests on a red sewing table. He has the cutest little freckles on his pink nose. A green dress made of strips hangs behind him.

@xeniac@troet.cafe 4 hr. ago

@catsalad
Something cute, to compensate the pantie gremlin.

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@itisramenhood@mastodon.social 4 hr. ago

@catsalad had the pleasure of seeing Cap'n Sean and his cat Mirf at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (cat's name is short for the same).

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@vi_zzyzx@mstdn.social 4 hr. ago

Oh venerable CatSalad I offer a gathering of creamsicles #CatsOfMastodon

Three orange and white cats are in frame.

Left to right:
a flame point orange cat sniffs a human hand with a rainbow Apple Watch band
A pastel orange and white cat sleeps in a rococo looking cardboard cat sofa bed
A floofy dark orange and white cat sleeps in a paper accordion bed — Three orange and white cats are in frame. Left to right: a flame point orange cat sniffs a human hand with a rainbow Apple Watch band A pastel orange and white cat sleeps in a rococo looking cardboard cat sofa bed A floofy dark orange and white cat sleeps in a paper accordion bed

@raphaelmorgan@disabled.social 4 hr. ago

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A tuxedo cat curled up under a blanket. She looks like a human taking a nap, lying on their side.

A tuxedo cat sitting on a messy table, bending down to sniff a mug of tea.

A tuxedo cat sleeping in a hammock made of her human's legs. She's basically hanging between the human's legs, supporting her paws and face on one of them. Her chin is tucked and she looks very comfy.

A tuxedo cat lying on a plastic bin with a catnip toy on top of her. The toy has been crocheted to look like a weed joint, and her head is swiveled back with her mouth near the "filter", so it looks like she's smoking the "joint".

@Catlynn@nerdculture.de 4 hr. ago

Four “kitties” sitting in the dirt having dinner out of their favorite green bowl

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 4 hr. ago

@Catlynn Trash kitties!

@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net 4 hr. ago

@catsalad HA NOT IF I LEAK IT MYSELF ! https://tacobelllabs.net/@arrjay/114795995554547849

Mr. Scam Likely

@unlofl@mstdn.social 5 hr. ago

@catsalad 🚽 👖 🐱

A photo looking down from sitting on a toilet, showing someones jeans and underwear around their ankles. A large black and white cat has flopped in there, and is wriggling around gnawing on the underwear.

ThePurpleOctopus 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇹🇼

@thepurpleoctopus@lgbtqia.space 5 hr. ago

@catsalad
Lily and Kinki do not want to be disturbed in my wardrobe... ;)

Two cats nestled in a pile of clothes. In the foreground, a tabby-and-white cat lies facing forward with its white chest and front paws extended. Directly behind it, a black cat with wide eyes stares intently at the camera

Chloë :nc_t: :nc_m: :thermian: [0x636174]

@Chloe@catwithaclari.net 5 hr. ago

@catsalad@infosec.exchange kitties!

A photo of some kittens sitting in a pet hammock. There are four of them, two brown tabbies, a black cat, and then an orange tabby sitting on top of the other three cats. the other three cats are looking at the camera while the orange one is looking at something else, below the camera.

rebeld 🇨🇦

@rebeld@cosocial.ca 5 hr. ago

@catsalad Don’t threaten us with a good time.

Also:

Nora, a regal and disinterested female tabby cat sitting sideways on a ledge in front of a wide screen tv.

The tv screen has a still from Bridgerton, Queen Charlotte is wearing an elaborate headdress and seems to be impressed by the Nora’s regal bearing. — Nora, a regal and disinterested female tabby cat sitting sideways on a ledge in front of a wide screen tv. The tv screen has a still from Bridgerton, Queen Charlotte is wearing an elaborate headdress and seems to be impressed by the Nora’s regal bearing.

Vella :heart_trans:

@captainvellalives@lgbtqia.space 5 hr. ago

@catsalad Maru is shocked by these developments 😮

Maru the tuxedo-shell cat on her back taking in solar power for midnight zoomies. She looks slightly alarmed (although in reality she's probably trying to figure out if the camera operator has snacks for her)

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot 5 hr. ago

@catsalad Ach okay then. Tails jumped in to the car while I was getting my things together 🐾

A pretty white and tabby female stands inside the back of a car with black upholstery and peers out

@claudiom@bsd.network 5 hr. ago

@catsalad Macs and something about cat OSes.

A cat sitting on top of a Power Macintosh G5 which is next to a couple of Power Mac G4s and some other electronic junk in a closet.

@FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange 5 hr. ago

@catsalad
I'm gonna repost this one 'cause it's too cute.

Schrödinger, a black and white cat, in a mauve cat carrier.

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 5 hr. ago

@FritzAdalis #FreeSchrödinger!! 😭

@emily_s@mastodon.me.uk 5 hr. ago

@catsalad but my account banner is a cat?!

@kirih@mastodon.world 5 hr. ago

A green eyed brown tabby stares into your soul.

the Lake system

@ArtemisLake@chaos.social 5 hr. ago

@catsalad have this little bean trying to eat our parents' house from the inside out 😁 (yeah she removed that vent cover by herself :3)

a cat, hiding away in a dark hole that should be covered by the vent that's lying in front of it

@Epic_Null@infosec.exchange 5 hr. ago

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@steveleighton@mastodon.social 5 hr. ago

A cat playing a piano (poorly).

@d1@autistics.life 6 hr. ago

@catsalad this is the best cat, Sade

@da_kink@defcon.social 6 hr. ago

@catsalad oh excrement! Well, here then.

A snoozing orange white cat with blurry background

Guillaume Rossolini

@GuillaumeRossolini@infosec.exchange 6 hr. ago

@catsalad there’s a mouse! Catch it!

(In reality she doesn’t ever eat them)

#cat #VanilleTheCat

@bimmer@beige.party 6 hr. ago

Dio getting rubbies on the top of his head while he lap cats on the recliner

instantiatethis

@instantiatethis@keyboards.social 6 hr. ago

@catsalad have a sleepy Brimley as a treat

Grey cat is on his back with a curve to the left where his shoulder and head rest on a human leg wearing blue sweatpants. His front paws are doing the cut half tuck thing. His eyes are nearly closed and shortly after the photo he fell asleep.

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 5 hr. ago

@instantiatethis That's a soft looking belly! :3

@Robotistry@fediscience.org 6 hr. ago

@catsalad Amber wants to know what the fuss is about.

Marmalade cat face visible through white gauze curtains.

@minus@jena.social 6 hr. ago

I‘ll give you all my cat pictures!

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 5 hr. ago

@minus Kitty croissant!

@minus@jena.social 5 hr. ago

@catsalad Sweet and delicious!

@ACNelson@infosec.exchange 6 hr. ago

@catsalad
Calla looking particularly regal

a very fluffy calico cat with a split color face a very fluffy white ruff and a fluffy tail she is laying on her right side of a white crocheted blanket with a blue striped arm of a chair, a window and a burgundy curtain behind her. she is facing the camera and her golden eyes are very dilated

@torgar@snabelen.no 6 hr. ago

Tress being very cuddely

@vxo@digipres.club 6 hr. ago

@catsalad joke's on you mine is already my cat :3

@kallisti@infosec.exchange 6 hr. ago

Be gay, do crime.
All the power to you.
Here's the ransom payment.

Screenshot of a Teams call. One window displays two cats lying on a bed.
The caption reads:"nothing from our end thanks" — Screenshot of a Teams call. One window displays two cats lying on a bed. The caption reads:"nothing from our end thanks"

@oxy@social.bsdlab.au 6 hr. ago

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 6 hr. ago

@oxy touché

Oxy's yellow background picture showing black cat carrying a snake with "I'LL TREAD WHEREVER I WANT" at the bottom

Eobard Toyotathon

@adef187@jorts.horse 6 hr. ago

@catsalad no black mail only black cats

Maybe with a stuffed turtle, as a treat

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@ellesaurus@toot.lgbt 6 hr. ago

@catsalad I feel like my profile banner covers both cases pretty well

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 6 hr. ago

Well played, @ellesaurus, well played...

PositivDenken 🤯

@zeank@mastodon.social 6 hr. ago

A fluffy friend with a pink nose

Annelies Kamran, Ph.D.

@akamran@indieweb.social 7 hr. ago

@catsalad "I object to this blackmail!" says Her Royal Highness.

A tortoiseshell cat lying in my lap as viewed from slightly below, looking at the camera with disdain. I am hiding behind her.

Jonathan Lamothe

@me@social.jlamothe.net 7 hr. ago

@catsalad Good luck leaking mine. 🙃

Jonathan Lamothe

@me@social.jlamothe.net 6 hr. ago

@catsalad Nevertheless...

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 6 hr. ago

@me Wait a minute

Missing texture pattern showing a grid of purple and black squares

Renata 🇨🇦🐈

@renata@cosocial.ca 7 hr. ago

@catsalad she’s pondering who could be behind that hack. #Cats #fedicats #tuxedocat

Tuxedo Cat Queen and L33T H4X0R Agata is sitting, looking slightly towards the right, more processing power in her mind than all AI datacenters that have ever been built, you know that because of the immense amount of heat generated by her soft white belly fluff. If you could touch it, you’d knew how warm it is. The only possible answer is processing power.

Fluffy :neocat_flag_pan:

@HurricaneWeasel@mastodon.world 7 hr. ago

Chilly :donor: 🛡️ :gayint: :ifin:

@chillybot@infosec.exchange 7 hr. ago

@catsalad
I welcome our new cat overlords. Will Moopsies have a place in this new empire?

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 7 hr. ago

@chillybot Bone kitties are always welcome!

@juuhaa@mastodon.social 6 hr. ago

@catsalad @chillybot

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