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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 6 hr. ago

🚨 FEDI HACKED 🚨

Dear Fedi and Mastodonians, we have fully compromised the timelime. Engage with us with cat pictures or we will leak your account background banner.

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@arti@mk.absturztau.be 4 min. ago

@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Photo of a cat with its face sticking out of a slice of pizza.

Sindarina, Edge Case Detective

@sindarina@ngmx.com 46 min. ago

@catsalad I refuse! Do your worst!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 1 min. ago

@sindarina I warned you!

(Also, graffiti is factually correct!)

A photo of some graffiti on a street wall.

JK ROWLING IS ACTUALLY A HUGE BITCH — A photo of some graffiti on a street wall. JK ROWLING IS ACTUALLY A HUGE BITCH

SomeVeganCheeseIsOk

@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk@mastodon.social 1 hr. ago

Some dismal shade of yellow thrown by glancing feline eyes in minimalistic line.

@roko_basilisk@mastodon.social 2 hr. ago

Cat laying comfortably on a lap.

James Baker 🍁

@GrumpusNation@mastodon.social 3 hr. ago

@catsalad Ridiculous!

I think it’s a mop nestling my hand? A mop, or a tiny calico-esque cat, it’s really hard to tell…

@weezmgk@mastodon.social 3 hr. ago

@catsalad I presume the ransom is payable in Lil Friskies

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 2 hr. ago

@weezmgk Unmarked, non-sequential Lil Friskies

@weezmgk@mastodon.social 2 hr. ago

@catsalad oh hell. What am I going to do with all these marked, sequential Lil Friskies now? I suspect they are counterfeit, anyway

@faraiwe@mstdn.social 3 hr. ago

@catsalad Pleistodonphantians

Kierkethumbs up convincingly

@Kierkegaanks@beige.party 3 hr. ago

@catsalad intimate bush kitteh from this summer

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@thefeditest@mastodon.social 3 hr. ago

@thehole@dasforum.org 3 hr. ago

@catsalad oh no! what ever shall we do?!

cat lying on the ground in front of pebbles. cat looks at camera

@Aprazeth@mstdn.social 3 hr. ago

@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange 4 hr. ago

@catsalad I'm staying with a friend for a few days, so these are her kitties. #GuestKitties

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A puddle of anxious, rowdy black cat named Duncan crouch-sploots on a teal throw rug that he's pulled up and wrestled around into a mess. He has green eyes and bald spots that look like eyebrows in this picture. The rug is on a very clean cream carpet, with a teal wall and red accessories in the background.

A handsome orange tabby, Sebastian, sleeps serenely on his plush blanket, which rests on a red sewing table. He has the cutest little freckles on his pink nose. A green dress made of strips hangs behind him.

@xeniac@troet.cafe 4 hr. ago

@catsalad
Something cute, to compensate the pantie gremlin.

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@itisramenhood@mastodon.social 4 hr. ago

@catsalad had the pleasure of seeing Cap'n Sean and his cat Mirf at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (cat's name is short for the same).

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@vi_zzyzx@mstdn.social 4 hr. ago

Oh venerable CatSalad I offer a gathering of creamsicles #CatsOfMastodon

Three orange and white cats are in frame.

Left to right:
a flame point orange cat sniffs a human hand with a rainbow Apple Watch band
A pastel orange and white cat sleeps in a rococo looking cardboard cat sofa bed
A floofy dark orange and white cat sleeps in a paper accordion bed — Three orange and white cats are in frame. Left to right: a flame point orange cat sniffs a human hand with a rainbow Apple Watch band A pastel orange and white cat sleeps in a rococo looking cardboard cat sofa bed A floofy dark orange and white cat sleeps in a paper accordion bed

@Robotistry@fediscience.org 6 hr. ago

@catsalad Amber wants to know what the fuss is about.

Marmalade cat face visible through white gauze curtains.