🚨 FEDI HACKED 🚨
Dear Fedi and Mastodonians, we have fully compromised the timelime. Engage with us with cat pictures or we will leak your account background banner. 
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@catsalad
Pah! You can't leak my background if I leak it first.
@fehlfarbe That is a very triangular cat. 
@catsalad Una will only be involved in crimes that include stealing bread. Otherwise, it's nap time.
@catsalad here's my lap with two layers of cat on it, while we were watching Lanterns on Sunday
super warm!
i had two cats that both insisted on sitting on me but wouldn't sleep touching, so i wound up with upper berth and lower berth seating, one on my thighs, one on my shins.
if i had to work, the laptop would go on my knees and upper berth would shift to my belly/crotch.
much nicer in the winter than the summer, due to both heat and shorts/bare legs.
@paul_ipv6 @catsalad oh, in this household one of the cats insists on being directly under the laptop https://techhub.social/@giflian/115365527345930317
@giflian @paul_ipv6 Hey, that's a nice and warm spot there!
@paul_ipv6 @catsalad oh, in this household one of the cats insists on being directly under the laptop https://techhub.social/@giflian/115365527345930317
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
@catsalad I refuse! Do your worst!
@sindarina I warned you!
(Also, graffiti is factually correct!)
@catsalad Pleistodonphantians
@catsalad intimate bush kitteh from this summer
@catsalad oh no! what ever shall we do?!
@catsalad oh excrement! Well, here then.
@catsalad
I offer Floofmaster Floof is tribute: