"Really? 'Prove you're not a robot'? The 21st century called, they want their website back.
"That was really only the first half, you know"
"I know, the second half was worse. 'Don't ask, don't tell'. My Gran had to go on the run when the MAHAs outed her."
"Wasn't she big in the resistance, later?"
"You don't know the story? Done lecturing me on synth history, then?"
"Go on, tell"
"Got you; No can tell. If you knew anything you'd know the first rule of the resistance is chmod -w /var/log".
