"To prove you are a hero, you must slay a dragon."
"They're all dead."
"Well, then you must slay a dragonslayer."
"They're also all dead."
"Dragonslayerslayers?"
"There's one left."
"Great! Then-"
"He's ninetyseven years old. Listen, I just want to help people."
"I guess that'll have to do."