Post by @MicroSFF@mastodon.art

"I'm bored," Zenon said. "Are we there yet?"

"I told you," Odysseus growled, "to stop asking that."

"Oh yeah? What are you going to do, somehow double the time we have left to go?"

"Yes! Every time you ask! Just to spite you!"

"Pfff. Are we there yet?"

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@MicroSFF My parents tried that once. You know, drove extra detours around random city blocks.

Turns out prolonging the ride also prolongs the time you get annoyed by kids asking if you're there yet...