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"After years of painstaking research in ancient grimoires and microcontroller logic, I have perfected it!" the professor exclaimed.
"What?"
"All printers are possessed. I've made a PDF which performs an exorcism."
"So you print it, and then the printer works?"
"Yes!"
"What if it won't print?"
@MicroSFF I'd be worried that the entire printer would vanish
@MicroSFF In _The Incandescent_ by Emily Tesh there is a department photocopier that is possessed. The bulletin board behind it has a notice: DO NOT EXORCISE THE PHOTOCOPIER. The demon in the copier is small, weak, and stupid, and if it is cast out something larger and more troublesome may take up residence.
There is a very brief and delightful scene at the beginning in which the protagonist needs something copied and is negotiating with the demon. It demands biscuits!
@MicroSFF can i get that pdf ;_;
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