“Morning, noob. Have you met the ship’s kitten yet?”
“You employ a kitten? Child labour?!”
“Nonono the ship’s cats are all registered CUTSMHC members; this is the *SHIP’S* Kitten”
“I don’t, uh, what…”
“The kitten we got for the shipmind —as a gift from the whole crew—after she saved all our asses that one time”
〰︎one?〰︎
“Alice honey if we got you a kitten every time you were awesome there’d be no room for cargo”