#rootpost for #monsterdon (the quatermass experiment)
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basically my internal clock is a finely tuned instrument that detects the exact amount of time that 50's-60's slop movies take to introduce the entire plot in the introduction and ensures i am that late to #monsterdon
you mean to tell me that there is actually a guy named quatermass and it isn't "quarter mass experiment" like they are in space with low gravity? now that is a dogshit decision #monsterdon
movies in the 50's had masculinity believing that the coolest thing you could do is to have absolutely no inflection or gaps between words when you speak #monsterdon
in the 50's the rudest thing you could do is suggest that someone's hands were cold #monsterdon
ok i was distracted trying to get my comptuer to play the video, why is this bibleman involved in anything #monsterdon
i'm at maybe the lowest comprehension of any movie for awhile because my computer kept crashing, so i've only seen a few minutes, but in my opinion it's only reasonable to believe that anyone who has gone to space is irreparably haunted by demons and cosmic what have yous and that's just part of the gig #monsterdon
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haven't you heard of guys getting jellified before or did you just talk over everyone who has tried to tell you about it #monsterdon
bro you can't make me watch other people watch a silent movie in your movie you have to do some dialogue here #monsterdon
you are not stanley kubrick you cannot pull off a silent scene of space things happening #monsterdon
case closed dumbass, the other guys were jellified and the last guy is just haunted now! #monsterdon
women are dangerous because they all have a comic relief fixer guy that is down to rob a corpse on speed dial #monsterdon
if i was hired by a wiley broad to kidnap her space haunted husband from the hospital my ass would not be trusting him to just walk and be normal, and i would instead take advantage of how the hospital is like the one place you can drape a cloth over someone and wheel them around without anyone batting an eye #monsterdon
i am so lost here. did victor smash the cactus to give his hand the power to drain life #monsterdon
the detective saying the thing that the wife was horrified was how his hand was gray and cactuslike does nothing to disprove my theory that he smashed the cactus to give his hand life draining powers #monsterdon
the guy surviving the alien invasion was actually just a coincidence and unrelated to the real plot, which is how people who to go space can come back and gain cactus power #monsterdon
what the fuck is even going on with this lore scene, the alien power is using a union of cactus and animal as its vessel and it's hungry now!?!?!?!?! #monsterdon
haven't you ever seen a man with cactus arm!?!?!? why are all the doctors in this town such amateurs #monsterdon
soon he'll be more cactus than man! we have to find victor and administer the anti-cactal serum! #monsterdon
WHY did he punch the cactus? could he have punched any plant and merged with its powers? what is the affinity between the aliens and cacti!!?!?! #monsterdon
if he punches a blackberry vine with the other hand he would become the most badass villain of all time #monsterdon
i am choosing to believe that everything he punches has its power added to his arm, so now the arm has the power of cactus, grifter guy, pharmacist, and dolly #monsterdon
what's happening why are we introducing like a dozen new characters 2/3 through the movie when we haven't even figured out what the hell is the deal with the space cactus man #monsterdon
does the zookeeper really need 5 minutes of screen time to establish that he is biking home through the zoo #mosnterdon
if he absorbs the entire zoo's worth of powers into his arm it's basically game over for humanity #monsterdon
how would you have managed to let hundreds of people into your zoo before realizing that all the animals have been absorbed into some guys arm and their corpses are lying empty all over the ground #monsterdon
i was sittin ineedoway i woz, ennisaw eshamblin blob creepin up th wall. looked likee cactus et a zoo it did #monsterdon
if you keep saying the goo reaching the mice will kill all humanity then maybe stop leaving the goo unattended in a room with mice in it! #monsterdon
"yes men, your orders are to scour through the sewers looking for a huge cactus bag of zoo creatures" #monsterdon
if a hideous agglomeration of alien cactoid zoo creatures absorbs the royal family, does it become the rightful ruler of the british empire #monsterdon
even though the cactoid has absorbed many life forms after which it could choose any body form, it has chosen "cactus octopus" which i think reveals the best that earthly body plans have to offer #monsterdon
from the cactoid's point of view, it is just an ARG player in a game that is baslcally pokemon except you invade non-galactic planets and try and absorb all their different species before they can kill you #monsterdon
it would actually be the most fun katamari game of all time, if instead of just growing a bigger ball, you just became a more and more badass blob that could take hybrid forms picked from all the different creatures you had absorbed #monsterdon
i have sort of zoned out from the movie thinking about what the blob is up to, and why are they in like a mausoleum or palace or whatever this is #monsterdon
wait what happened? #monsterdon
having to rewind to see how they killed the alien because i totally missed it zoning out thinking about the alien. they just like zapped it and problem solved? the goo can absorb all terrestrial life but is vulnerable to electricity? #monsterdon
"in my simple bible way i did a lot of praying" who in the FUCK IS THIS GUY #monsterdon
who the hell is quatermass and why does he have his own space program!?!?!? #monsterdon