#rootpost for #monsterdon (the quatermass experiment)
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the guy surviving the alien invasion was actually just a coincidence and unrelated to the real plot, which is how people who to go space can come back and gain cactus power #monsterdon
what the fuck is even going on with this lore scene, the alien power is using a union of cactus and animal as its vessel and it's hungry now!?!?!?!?! #monsterdon
haven't you ever seen a man with cactus arm!?!?!? why are all the doctors in this town such amateurs #monsterdon
soon he'll be more cactus than man! we have to find victor and administer the anti-cactal serum! #monsterdon
WHY did he punch the cactus? could he have punched any plant and merged with its powers? what is the affinity between the aliens and cacti!!?!?! #monsterdon
if he punches a blackberry vine with the other hand he would become the most badass villain of all time #monsterdon
i am choosing to believe that everything he punches has its power added to his arm, so now the arm has the power of cactus, grifter guy, pharmacist, and dolly #monsterdon
what's happening why are we introducing like a dozen new characters 2/3 through the movie when we haven't even figured out what the hell is the deal with the space cactus man #monsterdon
does the zookeeper really need 5 minutes of screen time to establish that he is biking home through the zoo #mosnterdon
if he absorbs the entire zoo's worth of powers into his arm it's basically game over for humanity #monsterdon
how would you have managed to let hundreds of people into your zoo before realizing that all the animals have been absorbed into some guys arm and their corpses are lying empty all over the ground #monsterdon
i was sittin ineedoway i woz, ennisaw eshamblin blob creepin up th wall. looked likee cactus et a zoo it did #monsterdon
if you keep saying the goo reaching the mice will kill all humanity then maybe stop leaving the goo unattended in a room with mice in it! #monsterdon
"yes men, your orders are to scour through the sewers looking for a huge cactus bag of zoo creatures" #monsterdon
if a hideous agglomeration of alien cactoid zoo creatures absorbs the royal family, does it become the rightful ruler of the british empire #monsterdon