#rootpost for #monsterdon (the quatermass experiment)
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if he punches a blackberry vine with the other hand he would become the most badass villain of all time #monsterdon
i am choosing to believe that everything he punches has its power added to his arm, so now the arm has the power of cactus, grifter guy, pharmacist, and dolly #monsterdon
what's happening why are we introducing like a dozen new characters 2/3 through the movie when we haven't even figured out what the hell is the deal with the space cactus man #monsterdon
does the zookeeper really need 5 minutes of screen time to establish that he is biking home through the zoo #mosnterdon
if he absorbs the entire zoo's worth of powers into his arm it's basically game over for humanity #monsterdon
how would you have managed to let hundreds of people into your zoo before realizing that all the animals have been absorbed into some guys arm and their corpses are lying empty all over the ground #monsterdon
i was sittin ineedoway i woz, ennisaw eshamblin blob creepin up th wall. looked likee cactus et a zoo it did #monsterdon
if you keep saying the goo reaching the mice will kill all humanity then maybe stop leaving the goo unattended in a room with mice in it! #monsterdon
"yes men, your orders are to scour through the sewers looking for a huge cactus bag of zoo creatures" #monsterdon
if a hideous agglomeration of alien cactoid zoo creatures absorbs the royal family, does it become the rightful ruler of the british empire #monsterdon
even though the cactoid has absorbed many life forms after which it could choose any body form, it has chosen "cactus octopus" which i think reveals the best that earthly body plans have to offer #monsterdon
from the cactoid's point of view, it is just an ARG player in a game that is baslcally pokemon except you invade non-galactic planets and try and absorb all their different species before they can kill you #monsterdon
it would actually be the most fun katamari game of all time, if instead of just growing a bigger ball, you just became a more and more badass blob that could take hybrid forms picked from all the different creatures you had absorbed #monsterdon
i have sort of zoned out from the movie thinking about what the blob is up to, and why are they in like a mausoleum or palace or whatever this is #monsterdon
wait what happened? #monsterdon
