saw a really good opportunity for Localizing The Joke:
"I'm September! I'm a nine-tailed fox who's been on the immortality grind for two hundred years. I'm currently trying to integrate into modern human society – y'know, job, money, all that."
"Sure, the whole 'nine-tailed fox' premise is wearing a bit thin... I mean, just look at what this ugly swirling bloom of tails looks like from behind... it's like... like an ✻AI startup logo!✻"
"Attaining immortality is really hard work, but I'm clever enough to make good progress. And I think I'm pretty well-integrated with modern culture..."
(The unlocalized joke is that she looks like a chrysanthemum.)
Source: 非人哉 which I'd translate as "Inhuman!" but is on Wikipedia as "Non-human", by Yi Wang Kong Qi
